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"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.
I can hardly contain my excitement "
Is it like the apple pie wank but with a barn cake instead. Chips an added extra.  xxx |
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"You country folk are a strange lot.
And city dwellers aren't strange?  "
My next door neighbours surname is Barns. Never fantasised about either of them... |
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"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.
I can hardly contain my excitement
Hay! Don't be so mean!"
Do you mind?
I live in the countryside. There's a working farm at the top of my road. They have barns n' shit.
I'm not judging.
Just a little excited... nowt wrong with that...
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"You country folk are a strange lot.
Haha.I live roscommon and we're actually known as sheep shagging county of ireland "
I'm in Athlone for a stag do soon , I shall try to avoid the local traditions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.
I can hardly contain my excitement
Hay! Don't be so mean!
Do you mind?
I live in the countryside. There's a working farm at the top of my road. They have barns n' shit.
I'm not judging.
Just a little excited... nowt wrong with that...
?
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"Hay" it was a jest, simpleton.  |
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"Please, for the love of God, please tell me what barn fun is.
I can hardly contain my excitement
Hay! Don't be so mean!
Do you mind?
I live in the countryside. There's a working farm at the top of my road. They have barns n' shit.
I'm not judging.
Just a little excited... nowt wrong with that...
?
"Hay" it was a jest, simpleton. "
Colder than my stepmothers' heart... |
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"You country folk are a strange lot.
*sits on a farm gate idly chewing an ear of corn*
"If the good Lords willin' and the creek don't rise..
Yarp."
Get orrrrff my laaaand!  "
I did shout that at some interlopers over Xmas, "MERRY FUCKING XMAS! HAPPY NOW?!! NOW GET OFF MY LAAAND!!!"
Honestly. Riff raff. |
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I've had sex in a barn! It was a night one February and it was -2. The alcohol numbed me to the cold though..... 
This was a lot of years ago, I hasten to add, and wouldn't repeat the experience. |
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I did it once in the middle of a corn field on a hot summers day.
And had a few hot, sweaty experiences in the hay bales as a teen.
I guess growing up in the country isn't all bad  |
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"I did it once in the middle of a corn field on a hot summers day.
And had a few hot, sweaty experiences in the hay bales as a teen.
I guess growing up in the country isn't all bad "
Yes, under a large shady tree on a hot day, or in light rain.
But it's weather dependent and we don't live in California, I'm afraid |
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When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then. |
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"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then. "
lol everything happens for a reason! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then. "
Don't needle yourself over it. |
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"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.
lol everything happens for a reason! "
...or doesn't?
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"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.
Don't needle yourself over it. "
I'm over it now , I think.
(Weeps forlornly into his tea) |
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"You country folk are a strange lot.
*sits on a farm gate idly chewing an ear of corn*
"If the good Lords willin' and the creek don't rise..
Yarp."
Get orrrrff my laaaand!
I did shout that at some interlopers over Xmas, "MERRY FUCKING XMAS! HAPPY NOW?!! NOW GET OFF MY LAAAND!!!"
Honestly. Riff raff. "
Too early or too late  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.
Don't needle yourself over it.
I'm over it now , I think.
(Weeps forlornly into his tea)"
Have you fucked in fodder since though? |
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"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.
Don't needle yourself over it.
I'm over it now , I think.
(Weeps forlornly into his tea)
Have you fucked in fodder since though? "
No, that was possibly the only opportunity I'll have. |
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"Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?
Wasn't Whoflung Dung a Chinese actor back in the 70's  "
That's sooooo old it's practically racist |
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"You country folk are a strange lot.
Haha.I live roscommon and we're actually known as sheep shagging county of ireland
I'm in Athlone for a stag do soon , I shall try to avoid the local traditions "
Ah next town to me.call on down .have plenty in field behind me and big barn few doors up  |
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"You country folk are a strange lot.
Haha.I live roscommon and we're actually known as sheep shagging county of ireland
I'm in Athlone for a stag do soon , I shall try to avoid the local traditions
Ah next town to me.call on down .have plenty in field behind me and big barn few doors up "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was a teenager I was at a youth disco out in the sticks.
I was dancing with a rather attractive girl when she whispered " have you ever done it in a haystack"
I shit myself and ran outside to wait for my mum.
I look back at that night as a lost opportunity, I could have lost my virginity then.
Don't needle yourself over it.
I'm over it now , I think.
(Weeps forlornly into his tea)
Have you fucked in fodder since though?
No, that was possibly the only opportunity I'll have. "
You should try to make (it in) hay while the sun shines... |
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"Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?
Wasn't Whoflung Dung a Chinese actor back in the 70's
That's sooooo old it's practically racist "
Fuck off Josephine, you seem to be doing ok being as you are a one armed dwarf lesbian  |
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"Smocks and pitchforks, toss a bit of hay and dung at eachother, drink up thy zider and ave a bit of ows yer faaaarther?
Wasn't Whoflung Dung a Chinese actor back in the 70's
That's sooooo old it's practically racist
Fuck off Josephine, you seem to be doing ok being as you are a one armed dwarf lesbian "
You missed off black & Jewish |
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