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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Evening you interesting set of fabulous sexy folks..

Just want to ask you who's is the most wittiest profile on the fabville

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine ,it was written by pooch

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well mine obviously.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Mine obvs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham

Oh there used to be some crackers on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me, don't listen to them. I have trivia on mine!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Mine says all you need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's clearly mine.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham


"It's clearly mine."

Yours is one that makes me

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'd like to nominate myself, I've plagiarized many comedians material.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Ruby's. Succinct and without unnecessary language.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I'm not sure, I shall read every profile on Fab and let you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

TinaTitz, read it and you'll see why. Brilliant humour.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine obvs"

I wanna know your warning label x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well mine obviously. "

10 outta 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine "

Love it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hatter gets my vote!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr and Mrs art's profile normally has me in hysterics, but they've just recently simplified it, it'll no doubt be changed again soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head."

Oh my, I just read it... amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I rarely read one to be honest.must have a look at a few on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm not sure, I shall read every profile on Fab and let you know "

Love the work/life perversion balance x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head."

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Best post ever x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head."

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine "

Too many interesting folks on here x

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine "

I was told once that mine should be read in a David Mitchell in Peep show voice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I rarely read one to be honest.must have a look at a few on here "

Too busy perving at the pics?? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine

I was told once that mine should be read in a David Mitchell in Peep show voice. "

Ahaha. How have you channelled Mark so accurately!?

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine

I was told once that mine should be read in a David Mitchell in Peep show voice.

Ahaha. How have you channelled Mark so accurately!? "

Sadly, that wasn't my intention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I rarely read one to be honest.must have a look at a few on here

Too busy perving at the pics?? X"

Oh absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine

I was told once that mine should be read in a David Mitchell in Peep show voice.

Ahaha. How have you channelled Mark so accurately!?

Sadly, that wasn't my intention. "

It could be worse, it could be Super Hans...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I'm being honest. Mine

If I'm being modest. Actually still probably mine.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Mine obvs

I wanna know your warning label x"

Can't tell you. It's on my arse. Only those I meet can read it at their mercy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I rarely read one to be honest.must have a look at a few on here

Too busy perving at the pics?? X

Oh absolutely "

Grinning like a loon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine obvs

I wanna know your warning label x

Can't tell you. It's on my arse. Only those I meet can read it at their mercy"

Th lucky huggers and yes you may sit on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I rarely read one to be honest.must have a look at a few on here

Too busy perving at the pics?? X

Oh absolutely "

Backtrack! Backtrack! You can't whinge about guys not reading profiles otherwise!! .

She's only fibbing OP. She ALWAYS reads the profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine obvs

I wanna know your warning label x

Can't tell you. It's on my arse. Only those I meet can read it at their mercy"

Does it say no entry?

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By *urreyloverMan  over a year ago

Guildford


"Mine "

Not sure about funniest but certainly one of the best smiles; simply gorgeous and a cracking figure too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My profile seems to act as a deterrent

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By *ewrocksWoman  over a year ago

button moon

professor XXX his i laughed while drinking tea and it came out my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tina, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I'm being honest. Mine

If I'm being modest. Actually still probably mine. "

I like your "sexy stuff" paragraph

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I vote for Hatter on this one

Some say the beginning bit of mine makes them laugh but they're probably just saying that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I'm being honest. Mine

If I'm being modest. Actually still probably mine.

I like your "sexy stuff" paragraph"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TinaTitz, read it and you'll see why. Brilliant humour."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I nominate myself

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By *heBlackPantherCouple  over a year ago

Guilford

[Removed by poster at 05/01/17 23:38:47]

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By *heBlackPantherCouple  over a year ago

Guilford


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/17 23:38:47]"

My and myself's profile

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Read profiles? You're outta your mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm wittier conversationally than I am writing about myself.

That's why I'm better writing dialogue than description in plays and short stories

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By *heBlackPantherCouple  over a year ago

Guilford


"I'm wittier conversationally than I am writing about myself.

That's why I'm better writing dialogue than description in plays and short stories "

I'm the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I rarely read one to be honest.must have a look at a few on here

Too busy perving at the pics?? X

Oh absolutely

Backtrack! Backtrack! You can't whinge about guys not reading profiles otherwise!! .

She's only fibbing OP. She ALWAYS reads the profiles! "

Oh feck aye.yes I always read profile after perving on pics 1st

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"professor XXX his i laughed while drinking tea and it came out my nose. "

Hahahaahaha!

I'm glad I wasn't drinking tea!

Brilliant - definitely one of the funniest I've read on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I try to keep mine light and witty. I'm definitely successful. Definitely...

The fact that nobody who has read it so far has a sense of humour is clearly the only explanation for lack of interest.

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By *igjrvMan  over a year ago

blackwood

Mines nuts

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By *heBlackPantherCouple  over a year ago

Guilford


"Mines nuts"

Nice

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By *on and TammyCouple  over a year ago

Manchester


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine

I was told once that mine should be read in a David Mitchell in Peep show voice.

Ahaha. How have you channelled Mark so accurately!?

Sadly, that wasn't my intention.

It could be worse, it could be Super Hans... "

Current status "this crack's really more-ish..."

I'd reply to that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hatter .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love how many are saying it's their own.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Just updated mine but it isn't the best. Maybe 3rd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to be 2nd to mine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just updated mine but it isn't the best. Maybe 3rd"

Come hither stare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"TinaTitz. It makes me do Tony Green's voice in my head.

I do the Peter Kay parody voice in mine

I was told once that mine should be read in a David Mitchell in Peep show voice.

Ahaha. How have you channelled Mark so accurately!?

Sadly, that wasn't my intention.

It could be worse, it could be Super Hans...

Current status "this crack's really more-ish..."

I'd reply to that."

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just updated mine but it isn't the best. Maybe 3rd"

Do you require we read yours also in the voice of David Attenborough!?

It does work...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Just updated mine but it isn't the best. Maybe 3rd

Come hither stare "

Yeah babeeee

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Just updated mine but it isn't the best. Maybe 3rd

Do you require we read yours also in the voice of David Attenborough!?

It does work..."

I am yet to select a voice to read it in. I shall get on that soon

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Just updated mine but it isn't the best. Maybe 3rd

Do you require we read yours also in the voice of David Attenborough!?

It does work...

I am yet to select a voice to read it in. I shall get on that soon "

I'm quite fancying Morgan Freeman or Samuel L Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gotta admit dirty girls profile is pretty damn good, I'd let her write mine sorry folks hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm quite fancying Morgan Freeman or Samuel L Jackson "

That's a nice aside, but getting back to the question, which voice should we read it in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's clearly mine."

I like yours

Miss T

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in, takes a curtsey, pops a knee whilst doing so, looks sheepish and staggers off into another thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think mine needs a bit of a spring clean, a tidy up and injection of humour. But could be a lot worse.... advice always welcome

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By *eoffinthecityMan  over a year ago

Wigan

I really like BooBooKittyFuck's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's clearly mine.

I like yours

Miss T"

*tips hat* thank you.

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By *inaryGuyMan  over a year ago

Near the River


"Mine obvs"

Yes like it!

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By *orwegian BlueMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Mine isn't funny at all..

My last review in the FT.. Fab times for those not in the know goes as follows..

"Abysmal, appalling and downright ridiculous..what was this blue Narwhal even thinking.. not a lot it seems..

If you look under plagiarism in the dictionary there a copy of his profile..

He is definitely short of a few bolts along with other fittings like nuts and flanges..

Just avoid at all costs, you won't ever get that bit of your life back"

.

Well, that does sum it up pretty well.. I definitely could do with some flange..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just updated mine... probably still needs some work...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having read all the profiles on Fab I'm pleased to announce that mine is indeed the wittiest.

End of thread.

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Mine has its moments.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Having read all the profiles on Fab I'm pleased to announce that mine is indeed the wittiest.

End of thread. "

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having read all the profiles on Fab I'm pleased to announce that mine is indeed the wittiest.

End of thread.

Pfft"

Hey your profile is Good miles better than mine but dirty girl is in a different league, she must of spent enough time on it lol sorry dirty girl wins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's clearly mine.

I like yours

Miss T

*tips hat* thank you. "

Oh and I'm prettt jealous of your hair, it looks so soft!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Read one a while back where she explained herself in relation to a car! We had some good message banter about her running condition and the best way to spark up her starter motor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's clearly mine.

I like yours

Miss T

*tips hat* thank you.

Oh and I'm prettt jealous of your hair, it looks so soft! "

It is. And shiny and tangle free. *flips hair*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine "

And the winner is......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to nominate myself, I've plagiarized many comedians material. "

I second your nomination. Yours makes me laugh every day, and I swear it's the jokes, not the cock shots or your face

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