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over a year ago
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Good evening Fabbers ,Friends and Forumites.
Oh gosh what a beautiful star lit evening.pooch and I went out for a frosty evening wander. The stars were just so beautiful. The heavens our light show.
Any ho we have tried to think up a theme for the forum. Maybe its the evening, maybe its the wine we can't think of a single thing .
So todays challenge is
Post what theme or question you like 
Taff & Pooch |
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over a year ago
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"Well I was just thinking about dogs actually taff. Was having a brief conversation about going to crufts. So...my question shall be:
What kind of collar should I get. It is, obviously, for me  "
Black and studded , but with a soft inner core to save localised chaffing |
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over a year ago
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"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?
Have you still got your winkie out Taff?
Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?"
Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here
Yes
And
Yes
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over a year ago
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"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos? 
Squish them flat and sell them.as Trebor mints "
Do they use a steamroller or a cushioned hammer? Like those little ones professional Lego builders use |
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over a year ago
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"Gavin Henson was potentially the greatest Welsh inside centre of all time but believed his own hype too much.
Not so much a musing really."
A talent wasted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?
Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?
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Chocolate isn't hideous... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?
Have you still got your winkie out Taff?
Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?
Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here
Yes
And
Yes
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Thank you, oh wise one 
Why is Danny Dyer so sexy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?
Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?
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Aww guest bad things taste good its part of their naughtiness
Sexton Pooch is developing a teleport system  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?
Have you still got your winkie out Taff?
Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?
Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here
Yes
And
Yes
Thank you, oh wise one
Why is Danny Dyer so sexy?"
He isn't its a government plot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why was Larry so happy?
Why can't you take it with you?
So many questions lol"
The knife so bread could be sliced
Blow job
Too heavy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do cougar threads increase around the school holidays?
Have you still got your winkie out Taff?
Is Pooch passed out on the sofa again?
Ha ha to many teeny bopper on here
Yes
And
Yes
Thank you, oh wise one
Why is Danny Dyer so sexy?
He isn't its a government plot "
No no, he bloody is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos?
Why have I got a job punching all the little holes in crumpets  "
Because you have a talent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?
Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?
Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?
Is a sneeze a mind fart?
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I'm feeling very random tonight obviously
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why was Larry so happy?
Why can't you take it with you?
So many questions lol"
Roller skates
He had holes in his jeans pockets 
You can just don't tell any one you have it in the first place |
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"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?
Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?
Aww guest bad things taste good its part of their naughtiness
Sexton Pooch is developing a teleport system "
Work faster Pooch
In the meantime I shall drink this vile green muck and cuddle my pillow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?
Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?
Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?
Is a sneeze a mind fart?
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I'm feeling very random tonight obviously
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Yes but they get a dental plan
No he is a puppet
Yes its more dense
That one is a puzzle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jaffa Cakes.....biscuit or cake......can never decide......
Cake for tax reasons
That's why they make them in Jersey*
It's a fact *
*may not be true"
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So if I don't want it but they do but actually I secretly do want what they wanted all along but I didn't want them to know that I wanted what they want because actually it wasn't what they wanted at all.
Should I have it?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why does anything that makes you feel better taste so hideous?
Why is everyone I want to cuddle my sorry for my poorly self so far away?
Aww guest bad things taste good its part of their naughtiness
Sexton Pooch is developing a teleport system
Work faster Pooch
In the meantime I shall drink this vile green muck and cuddle my pillow. "
Aww cwtch on its way xxx |
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"So if I don't want it but they do but actually I secretly do want what they wanted all along but I didn't want them to know that I wanted what they want because actually it wasn't what they wanted at all.
Should I have it?!"
Yes ,asking as it involves me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?
Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?
Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?
Is a sneeze a mind fart?
.
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I'm feeling very random tonight obviously
Yes but they get a dental plan
No he is a puppet
Yes its more dense
That one is a puzzle "
I may just be able to sleep easy tonight now. Cheers Taff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone.. "
Yes we would now live live and dance gorgeous, your young and beautiful xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?
Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?
Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?
Is a sneeze a mind fart?
.
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I'm feeling very random tonight obviously
Yes but they get a dental plan
No he is a puppet
Yes its more dense
That one is a puzzle
I may just be able to sleep easy tonight now. Cheers Taff. "
Croeso (Welsh) your welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone..
Yes we would now live live and dance gorgeous, your young and beautiful xxx"
lol not planning on going anywhere mind.. but no one on here would know if i croaked it lol |
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question."
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly |
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"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone..
Yes we would now live live and dance gorgeous, your young and beautiful xxx
lol not planning on going anywhere mind.. but no one on here would know if i croaked it lol "
Then message me every day x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly "
Smartie
Have you never seen Stardust? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i was thinking about death and if anyone would actually care if i was gone..
I'd miss your IG posts because they make me smile "
lol was looking at them the other day.. its a right random collection of images haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly
Smartie
Have you never seen Stardust?"
I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly
Smartie
Have you never seen Stardust?
I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars "
The filmmmmm Taffy
Do you think your Instagram would make CnS smile? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly
Smartie
Have you never seen Stardust?
I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars
The filmmmmm Taffy
Do you think your Instagram would make CnS smile?"
I love the film and it may do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is squirting wee?
Interesting it may just be unless its from a fairy liquid bottle "
Long complicated medical answer, but short version is yes it's the body's waste water, but without the bad stuff in yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly "
And on a clear still night if you listen carefully you can hear them whistle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly
Smartie
Have you never seen Stardust?
I am coated in it as are you , we are made of the same stuff as stars
The filmmmmm Taffy
Do you think your Instagram would make CnS smile?
I love the film and it may do "
It's one of my absolute favourites |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is squirting wee?
Interesting it may just be unless its from a fairy liquid bottle
Long complicated medical answer, but short version is yes it's the body's waste water, but without the bad stuff in yet"
So.thats the secret ingredients of fairy liquid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are the Nannas who knit Shreddies on good money or min' wage?
Will little baby Oleg Kat ever grow up and leave Alexander n Sergei?
Is hard water more difficult to chew than soft?
Is a sneeze a mind fart?
.
.
I'm feeling very random tonight obviously
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If a sneeze is a mind fart, is a brisk stroll a mind cleanse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly
And on a clear still night if you listen carefully you can hear them whistle"
I love the clangers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we gaze at the stars because we're human, or are we humans because we gaze at the stars?
But do the stars gaze back? That's the question.
Because we are full.of wonder and never stop being curious .
If it twinkles' its a star if its constant light its a planet ,, and the Clangers live there and they wave back constantly
And on a clear still night if you listen carefully you can hear them whistle"
That's probably me, I used to whistle quite loudly on my nightly patrols when I was security guard to keep my awake |
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"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?
(There is a bed I would get in if they asked  )"
The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol |
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"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?
(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )
The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol "
It's quite rude.
No I don't want to leave my bed to come to yours, you will be most disappointed that I am in my pjs and fluffy socks looking nothing like my photos.
You can come to my bed, I want those cwtches.
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"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?
(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )
The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol
It's quite rude.
No I don't want to leave my bed to come to yours, you will be most disappointed that I am in my pjs and fluffy socks looking nothing like my photos.
You can come to my bed, I want those cwtches.
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I have my super ted Jim.jams on and I am on my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do people keep asking if I can get in their bed for a couple hours right now when I am more than happy in my own?
(There is a bed I would get in if they asked )
The cheeky sausages ,, Erm I have a bed lol
It's quite rude.
No I don't want to leave my bed to come to yours, you will be most disappointed that I am in my pjs and fluffy socks looking nothing like my photos.
You can come to my bed, I want those cwtches.
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Shall we leave you two alone? Lol |
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over a year ago
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"Do you know who put the tribbles in the quadrotricale?
Best fucking question. EVER
The answer should be, "you hum it son, I'll play it". "
You can play with whatever you like missy |
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"What do they do with the bits they take out the middle of polos?
Why have I got a job punching all the little holes in crumpets
Because you have a talent "
It used to be ok until Mr Warburton decided to bring out his extra large one  |
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"If people can't put the effort in with their messages should I assume that they are not very good with their fingers?"
Yes they have a lack of control of their flanges |
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"If people can't put the effort in with their messages should I assume that they are not very good with their fingers?
Yes they have a lack of control of their flanges "
My flange has perfect self control I'll have you know |
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over a year ago
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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?"
Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast |
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"If people can't put the effort in with their messages should I assume that they are not very good with their fingers?
Yes they have a lack of control of their flanges
My flange has perfect self control I'll have you know "
I may have to verify that in person |
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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?
Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast "
Shitty or kneady...great.
How about tramp on chips? |
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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?
Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast
Shitty or kneady...great.
How about tramp on chips?"
Erm.
A carpenter on dove tail joints |
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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?
Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast
Shitty or kneady...great.
How about tramp on chips?
Erm.
A carpenter on dove tail joints "
A plumber on a leak (i know one who makes more than he fixes  ) |
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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?
Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast
Shitty or kneady...great.
How about tramp on chips?
Erm.
A carpenter on dove tail joints
A plumber on a leak (i know one who makes more than he fixes )"
Ha ha building up his job |
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"Why do they say like bees around a honey pot when actually the bees would be around the hive making the honey?
Because the alternative is flies on poo or bakers on yeast
Shitty or kneady...great.
How about tramp on chips?
Erm.
A carpenter on dove tail joints
A plumber on a leak (i know one who makes more than he fixes )"
Fear not, I'll be on it like a car bonnet |
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"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?
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Heavens no he is part of the family , pooch shares my sofa and my life . Happy birthday pup |
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"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?
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My sister got her puppy a fucking advent calendar full of dog treats for each day.
She keeps going to where it was every morning expecting a treat and being disappointed ha |
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I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time. |
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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time. "
Depends if you're expecting it. If you wake up like that in a room you've never seen before, I'd say panic |
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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.
Depends if you're expecting it. If you wake up like that in a room you've never seen before, I'd say panic "
That's a good way of thinking about it.
I still don't like not being able to move though. |
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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.
You'll love it."
I keep telling myself that |
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"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?
Heavens no he is part of the family , pooch shares my sofa and my life . Happy birthday pup "
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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time. "
Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx |
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"Is it breezy in Paddington station?
I don't want the whole gaff to see my arse when I go all no knickers next week to collect my package "
No knickers to collect a package eh?
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"It's our pups first birthday was it wrong of me to spoil him with home made doggy birthday cake and loads of presents or am I just a softie?
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No! Stanley my pug gets a stocking from Father Christmas and a birthday cake every year |
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"Is it breezy in Paddington station?
I don't want the whole gaff to see my arse when I go all no knickers next week to collect my package
No knickers to collect a package eh?
So to speak
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Ahhhh
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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.
Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx"
I don't want to feel comfortable, that's the whole point of it. I'm worried I'll have a panic attack.
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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.
Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx
I don't want to feel comfortable, that's the whole point of it. I'm worried I'll have a panic attack.
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That's why you agree a safe word beforehand |
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"I'm wondering, if I'm going to be ok shackled to a bed, face down, with under bed restraints on my wrists and ankle.
I'm excited yet panicky, at the same time.
Do what makes you feel comfortable xxx
I don't want to feel comfortable, that's the whole point of it. I'm worried I'll have a panic attack.
That's why you agree a safe word beforehand"
I was thinking "Get me out of these fucking thing" would suffice. |
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