Whilst I pause for a minute to think of you wiggling everything . . . . . . .
*ahem *
Did you reboot the computer or the router?
Is it a Wi-fi connection or direct port to a modem?
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lol, come on now........be serious.......leave the wiggling boobs out of this.....
right, rebooted lappy and i have walk and web dongle thingy. does that help??
bugger, i need to start knocking off a computer repair bloke lol |
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I'll have you know that wiggling boobs can be a very serious matter indeed 
right, so web dongle thingy . . . you'll be on mobile broadband then? Hmmmm
First off you could try an online speed test and see if that's the problem.
Or, check the performance level that your machine is running at - look in the task manager.
Or run a spyware program and see if there's anything clogging up your system.
Or quit downloading so much porn (whaddya mean that's just me?!)
Or start knocking off a computer repair bloke |
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i need computer help, when i start my computer the screen thing just clicks and stays black for ages and ages till the screen comes up!! u think its gonna blow up? |
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"i need computer help, when i start my computer the screen thing just clicks and stays black for ages and ages till the screen comes up!! u think its gonna blow up?"
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Think I've come across this problem before. It's usually to do with the poor grade of extension cord that's being run to the lamppost outside. Do the streetlamps flicker in sync with the clicking noises?
Alternatively, try running a registry cleaner and also check that the PC isn't first trying to boot from the DVD drive as a first option. Is there a disc in the drive when you're booting up?
D'ment |
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"its not plugged into a street lamp?????? its plugged into a lead thing plug socket"
Then there's ya problem !
It needs to be connected into the street lamp - problem is that the current going through your lead plug thingy is too thick and cannot get through the cable
Sheeeesh ! Some folks know nowt  |
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"kitty test the socket is working hun, switch it on and then wet ya fingers before ya put em in  "
not even i am that silly, i will just arrange a meet with one of the div's from here and get them do it, some will do anything for a shag ya know lol |
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"have you cleared the history and defraged the pc,
how old is your pc
i dont know we stopped celebrating it's birthday
That'll be it then.
It's in the huff
D'ment"
why do u always sign off with ya name, is it in case yer forget who u are
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"why do u always sign off with ya name, is it in case yer forget who u are
princess gash reporting in from liverpool still wearing a skoolie outfit and the sun is shining"
Good question. Can't be the forgetting thing cos it's written on my PJ's. Must be force of habit.
Always just seemed normal for me to sign off on any piece of written communication. . . but since each post is listed under my moniker anyway then it does seem redundant.
Good point, well made.
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"why do u always sign off with ya name, is it in case yer forget who u are
princess gash reporting in from liverpool still wearing a skoolie outfit and the sun is shining
Good question. Can't be the forgetting thing cos it's written on my PJ's. Must be force of habit.
Always just seemed normal for me to sign off on any piece of written communication. . . but since each post is listed under my moniker anyway then it does seem redundant.
Good point, well made.
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ffs dont cha just hate a guy who talks too much....shut the fook up and shag me |
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"ffs dont cha just hate a guy who talks too much.."
Oi !
It keeps the tongue exercised. Fingers too if I'm typing (yes I have to talk while I type, same as when I read  )
" ..shut the fook up and shag me "
Ma'am, yes ma'am |
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"ffs dont cha just hate a guy who talks too much..
Oi !
It keeps the tongue exercised. Fingers too if I'm typing (yes I have to talk while I type, same as when I read )
..shut the fook up and shag me
Ma'am, yes ma'am "
god them boots on me sure know how to get manners out of a boy |
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Gets rid of all the Registry errors and it's approved by Microsoft .. if that counts for anything