"First I'm gonna fuck her gently
Can I watch 
You can join in, to keep warm of course "
Excuse me? We're talking about roads? I think we can assume sidetracking the thread to sex is verging on the ridiculous. Let's keep to the straight and narrow.....roads.....  |
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"First I'm gonna fuck her gently
Can I watch
You can join in, to keep warm of course
Excuse me? We're talking about roads? I think we can assume sidetracking the thread to sex is verging on the ridiculous. Let's keep to the straight and narrow.....roads..... "
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"First I'm gonna fuck her gently
Can I watch
You can join in, to keep warm of course
Excuse me? We're talking about roads? I think we can assume sidetracking the thread to sex is verging on the ridiculous. Let's keep to the straight and narrow.....roads.....
Oh "
road puns   |
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"First I'm gonna fuck her gently
Can I watch
You can join in, to keep warm of course
Excuse me? We're talking about roads? I think we can assume sidetracking the thread to sex is verging on the ridiculous. Let's keep to the straight and narrow.....roads.....
Oh road puns "
Let me just put my wets on, I may need a hand |
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"First I'm gonna fuck her gently
Can I watch
You can join in, to keep warm of course
I like you
Keep the car running "
Funny you should say that. I'm just off to my 3rd breakdown. It's going to get cold again |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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some moronic twatwaffle was going too fast this morning, slammed his breaks on and slid through the jucntion, right at me!! the car going the other way smashed into the side of the twatwaffle, and i got round them but span. I was only using the car to go give a mate a jump start,  |
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"some moronic twatwaffle was going too fast this morning, slammed his breaks on and slid through the jucntion, right at me!! the car going the other way smashed into the side of the twatwaffle, and i got round them but span. I was only using the car to go give a mate a jump start, "
You still in the same car ? |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
button moon |
"some moronic twatwaffle was going too fast this morning, slammed his breaks on and slid through the jucntion, right at me!! the car going the other way smashed into the side of the twatwaffle, and i got round them but span. I was only using the car to go give a mate a jump start,
You still in the same car ?"
No, I inherited 1, couldnt afford to keep both, inherited 1 is 5door, estate, (1.2 estate! dumb idea! its gutless) passed mine on to someone else in need.x |
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"First I'm gonna fuck her gently
Bit of Tenacious D? 
https://youtu.be/rvdYly4A5W0
Was instantly my first thought.
I often blurt out at work....."That's fucking teamwork""
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