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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. |
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. "
Clarky really didn't do you many favours did he  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just don't want to have sex in a vehicle when I own a bed.
Also, most truckers I know both in person (having worked in warehouses) and have talked to on Fabs that enjoy shagging random women in their cabs are cheating on their wives.
It's your workplace. Behave like it. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? |
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements? "
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just don't want to have sex in a vehicle when I own a bed.
Also, most truckers I know both in person (having worked in warehouses) and have talked to on Fabs that enjoy shagging random women in their cabs are cheating on their wives.
It's your workplace. Behave like it."
Oooooooooooohh I'm single and I can't wait to shag someone on a bench at your local nature reserve... Then murder an axe or three.. Get my self a Yorkie multi pack and call some where's to come sit on my gear stick in an unconducive atmosphere.. Because no real women want me  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly! "
Doh....silly me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
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The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence "
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. "
Love a trucker 
Cabs are so cool, beds to play in, lovely swivel chair in the passenger seat
Had a superb road trip to Wales with a very sexy young man, lots of sex and fun there and back!
Got some looks from the other drivers as they came past too!
First time I met him in his truck was in a Lay-by on the A12
I was all dressed up in stockings, heels the lot. I think he was quite impressed when I arrived
Sadly he's no longer trucking 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate.
Love a trucker
Cabs are so cool, beds to play in, lovely swivel chair in the passenger seat
Had a superb road trip to Wales with a very sexy young man, lots of sex and fun there and back!
Got some looks from the other drivers as they came past too!
First time I met him in his truck was in a Lay-by on the A12
I was all dressed up in stockings, heels the lot. I think he was quite impressed when I arrived
Sadly he's no longer trucking
xx"
That's the shit I'm talking about. I love you *fingers are handle tentatively.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license "
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway "
It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate.
Love a trucker
Cabs are so cool, beds to play in, lovely swivel chair in the passenger seat
Had a superb road trip to Wales with a very sexy young man, lots of sex and fun there and back!
Got some looks from the other drivers as they came past too!
First time I met him in his truck was in a Lay-by on the A12
I was all dressed up in stockings, heels the lot. I think he was quite impressed when I arrived
Sadly he's no longer trucking
xx"
Where did you use the bathroom and wash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate.
Love a trucker
Cabs are so cool, beds to play in, lovely swivel chair in the passenger seat
Had a superb road trip to Wales with a very sexy young man, lots of sex and fun there and back!
Got some looks from the other drivers as they came past too!
First time I met him in his truck was in a Lay-by on the A12
I was all dressed up in stockings, heels the lot. I think he was quite impressed when I arrived
Sadly he's no longer trucking
xx
That's the shit I'm talking about. I love you *fingers are handle tentatively.. "
If I'd known I'd get that response...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway
It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol"
Haha
C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
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But he goes dogging and that's enough to put me off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate.
Love a trucker
Cabs are so cool, beds to play in, lovely swivel chair in the passenger seat
Had a superb road trip to Wales with a very sexy young man, lots of sex and fun there and back!
Got some looks from the other drivers as they came past too!
First time I met him in his truck was in a Lay-by on the A12
I was all dressed up in stockings, heels the lot. I think he was quite impressed when I arrived
Sadly he's no longer trucking
xx
That's the shit I'm talking about. I love you *fingers are handle tentatively..
If I'd known I'd get that response...
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Juliet? Where for art thou? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
But he goes dogging and that's enough to put me off "
Correction.. Used to.. Not still do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway
It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol
Haha
C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
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Yes that man! You can hitchhike unmolested for a whole month now. My treat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate.
Love a trucker
Cabs are so cool, beds to play in, lovely swivel chair in the passenger seat
Had a superb road trip to Wales with a very sexy young man, lots of sex and fun there and back!
Got some looks from the other drivers as they came past too!
First time I met him in his truck was in a Lay-by on the A12
I was all dressed up in stockings, heels the lot. I think he was quite impressed when I arrived
Sadly he's no longer trucking
xx
That's the shit I'm talking about. I love you *fingers are handle tentatively..
If I'd known I'd get that response...
Juliet? Where for art thou? "
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
But he goes dogging and that's enough to put me off
Correction.. Used to.. Not still do. "
Oh, apologies |
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
But he goes dogging and that's enough to put me off
Correction.. Used to.. Not still do.
Oh, apologies "
I take it back "Avon heath country park, black truck for you daring doggers"  |
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
But he goes dogging and that's enough to put me off
Correction.. Used to.. Not still do.
Oh, apologies
I take it back "Avon heath country park, black truck for you daring doggers" "
They're dogging. I'm at work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Must be great cardio,running after fleeing pros/hitchhikers with a heavy axe! "
Laughed at that. I'll meet you OP! I need some exercise... We'd both get a cardio workout with all that running! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
But he goes dogging and that's enough to put me off
Correction.. Used to.. Not still do.
Oh, apologies
I take it back "Avon heath country park, black truck for you daring doggers"
They're dogging. I'm at work "
It's only dogging if I get out right  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Must be great cardio,running after fleeing pros/hitchhikers with a heavy axe!
Laughed at that. I'll meet you OP! I need some exercise... We'd both get a cardio workout with all that running! "
Reheheheheaaaaly... *Sharpens axe tentatively again.
I do need exercise and chasing after a beautiful woman who was happily cavorting through the Hills of South Wales. Sounds much more fun than debating myself on the forum.. Even if I have to take the axe with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway
It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol
Haha
C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
Yes that man! You can hitchhike unmolested for a whole month now. My treat. "
*Gets the hitching thumb out* |
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"Must be great cardio,running after fleeing pros/hitchhikers with a heavy axe!
Laughed at that. I'll meet you OP! I need some exercise... We'd both get a cardio workout with all that running!
Reheheheheaaaaly... *Sharpens axe tentatively again.
I do need exercise and chasing after a beautiful woman who was happily cavorting through the Hills of South Wales. Sounds much more fun than debating myself on the forum.. Even if I have to take the axe with me. "
I won't be in heels though. I'll need to wear flats... Oh and out of respect, will you give me a 30 second head start, and breaks to puff on my asthma pump? I'm guessing I'll be a bit out of breath. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway
It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol
Haha
C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
Yes that man! You can hitchhike unmolested for a whole month now. My treat.
*Gets the hitching thumb out* "
Hey pal! need a lift? Hold this axe. I'm just after that tasty Welsh bit in front, the one with the inhaler, you wanna swing or steer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway
It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol
Haha
C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
Yes that man! You can hitchhike unmolested for a whole month now. My treat.
*Gets the hitching thumb out*
Hey pal! need a lift? Hold this axe. I'm just after that tasty Welsh bit in front, the one with the inhaler, you wanna swing or steer? "
Was gonna say to give me the axe.....I'm a pretty fast runner!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I often get messages from truckers because of my location. You know 'I'm parked up just off j17, faf?' That kind of thing. I wouldn't ever but if I did what are the toilet arrangements?
You won't be needing the toilet with an axe in your head silly!
The last part of the HGV test is axe wielding proficiency n disposal of evidence
Only artic drivers get that qualification.. I can dispose though.. Ive got an adr license
Oh aye...what's that then?
Asphyxiation,drugging n raping?
I'm sorry dude,couldn't think of anything less offensive for the abbreviation......but your taking it well anyway
It's EU language for hazardous goods, I prefer yours lol
Haha
C'mon ladies of fab,this guy's taken this roasting well n not spat his dummy once,this surely equates to him being a totally calm n non murdery type of guy......so give him his hole,he probably won't stick an axe in your skull!
Yes that man! You can hitchhike unmolested for a whole month now. My treat.
*Gets the hitching thumb out*
Hey pal! need a lift? Hold this axe. I'm just after that tasty Welsh bit in front, the one with the inhaler, you wanna swing or steer?
Was gonna say to give me the axe.....I'm a pretty fast runner! "
This is sooooo wrong I'm off to bed to cuddle my axe, night y'all |
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Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck haha. Unfortunately the occasional truckers who've contacted me have been older and not really my type  x |
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck haha. Unfortunately the occasional truckers who've contacted me have been older and not really my type x
Note to self, buy a truck oddly enough I gave you a new name on another post and got lost in the flurry of other ladies lol "
I noticed, why do you think I came looking
Don't know if that name would fit |
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Having seen a few of the big cabs at work, the idea of shagging in one of those beds is actually quite appealing. Tragically, I'd never be able to drive one in a million years. Have enough trouble parallel parking my hatchback.
Funnily enough, we have quite a cute girl working here with an HGV licence. If only she was on here. |
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck haha. Unfortunately the occasional truckers who've contacted me have been older and not really my type x
Note to self, buy a truck "
If you do make sure it's a Scania or Volvo |
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"Must admit ive always wondered about seeing the inside of a truck haha. Unfortunately the occasional truckers who've contacted me have been older and not really my type x
Note to self, buy a truck
If you do make sure it's a Scania or Volvo"
Hell no, I'm getting a Ford F150 |
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate. "
We're meeting a trucker tonight.
E is very excited.
M |
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"People of FAB, we truckers need your help.
Many of us modern truckers are modern men, we keep fit, we keep clean, cosy and warm homes on wheels. Many of us shower, brush teeth before bed like normal humans.
We fit the bill for many dogging/bit of rough/public fantasy situations.
But... Short of becoming a TV celebrity chef whose niche is cooking potato dauphonoisse off my in-cab hob.. What do we have to do to convince you we're not axe murderers?!
I asked a couple I met dogging, if they wanted to move it into warmth of lorry. The fear in their eyes! I'd like to think it was the risk of being caught in open that they were after.. But we drove to their house instead!
If you ask for vehicle registration you can check on vehicle. Drivers carry ID everywhere. You can play safely and legally almost in public in a truck, yet remain discreet/private.
Who knows, you may find a new regular male or female play mate.
We're meeting a trucker tonight.
E is very excited.
M"
Go you guys! Lol |
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