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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?
Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?
Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.
Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.
The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.
They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.
The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.
Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.
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Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.
The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”
“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”
“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”
“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”
Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.
But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a load of pish. Was this in the Daily Fail?
My FWB is unemployed, slim of shoulder and my mates think he's a bit of a chump and some of the best orgasms I've had  "
There's hope for us all! |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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This article made me snort with laughter when my other half sent it to me. I think most people would agree that that they have better sex with partners they respect or hold in high regard and what that means is subjective, dependant on the viewpoint of each person.
Now where are all those rich, gorgeous hunk-a-lunks at?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?
Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?
Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.
Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.
The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.
They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.
The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.
Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.
Related Video
2:14
2016 was a sexually innovative year
Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.
The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”
“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”
“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”
“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”
Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.
But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian."
I here scientists such as yourself are looking for live subjects  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a load of pish. Was this in the Daily Fail?
My FWB is unemployed, slim of shoulder and my mates think he's a bit of a chump and some of the best orgasms I've had "
The plural of anecdote is not data. The story says 'more likely' to have better orgasms with men like that. It's not definitely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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loads of funny replies, as always.
thanks for helping Sidney University with our research. 
idk if it's all true. just i do see a lot of people saying most of those things or at least some of them. but never heard the broad shoulders before. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?
Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?
Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.
Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.
The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.
They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.
The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.
Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.
Related Video
2:14
2016 was a sexually innovative year
Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.
The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”
“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”
“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”
“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”
Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.
But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian."
people got paid for doing that research..  and with so many homeless in the world..sad isnt it?... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?
Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?
Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.
Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.
The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.
They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.
The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.
Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.
Related Video
2:14
2016 was a sexually innovative year
Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.
The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”
“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”
“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”
“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”
Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.
But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian.people got paid for doing that research.. and with so many homeless in the world..sad isnt it?..."
they were researching cervical cancer and just found out this stuff as well. |
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"this was in the news tody, do you agree with it ladies or not?
Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex?
Well, we have good news! A team of scientists have been doing the hard work for you — and reckon they’ve found the magic equation for bedtime bliss.
Researchers at the University of Albany have been quizzing young women in heterosexual relationships about their sex lives — and, importantly, how intensely and frequently they experience the big O.
The scientists then looked at the partner’s traits — including income, personality, sense of humor, looks and body measurements.
They also asked the ladies to rate their partner’s looks.
The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.
Ladies who found their fella attractive had more intense orgasms, while a man’s broad shoulders were also found to be related to sexual satisfaction.
Related Video
2:14
2016 was a sexually innovative year
Researchers also found that it really is possible to laugh a woman into bed — with women having more regular sex, and more frequent orgasms, with funny men.
The researchers wrote: “Orgasm intensity was related to how attracted (women) were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week and ratings of sexual satisfaction.”
“Those with partners who their friends rated as more attractive also tended to have more intense orgasms.”
“Sexual satisfaction was related to how physically attracted women were to their partner and the breadth of his shoulders.”
“Their partner’s sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women’s propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners.”
Apparently, there’s an evolutionary reason behind why women enjoy sex with fit, strong, funny guys — they should breed more “successful” kids.
But fear not, guys, it’s all down to perspective — and how attractive and hilarious each woman finds her own partner, rather than how likely he is to become a professional model or comedian.people got paid for doing that research.. and with so many homeless in the world..sad isnt it?..."
Any more than people getting paid for running swingers clubs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next week there will be a new study done by Sheffield university stating men with small penises and no hair under 5 foot with a pot belly make the best lovers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the university of Albany in any way linked with the university of Sydney? "
kind of. i studied there first.
there are places going in the sexology department right now, if anyone wants to apply? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Next week there will be a new study done by Sheffield university stating men with small penises and no hair under 5 foot with a pot belly make the best lovers"
I'm personally sponsoring that research. I shall not use my influence to skew the results....  |
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