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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right it's that time of the week again people. 0 meet club is open. Our fearless leader has moved on so I will be your host from now on. I might redecorate but we'll what sort of funds he's left behind.
Club rules
You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.
1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).
2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet
Have fun all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There is a VIP area but we've only just put the floor down so no sex in there yet.
Still waiting for the jacuzzi to be plumbed in. Finding a plumber at this time of the year is a nightmare.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cannylicker you're in
Mr S2016 welcome to the club.
Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cannylicker you're in
Mr S2016 welcome to the club.
Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now..."
do I get a badge or anything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cannylicker you're in
Mr S2016 welcome to the club.
Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now... do I get a badge or anything "
No but I'm working on a chant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A social or meet maybe even at a club ? "
If the meet is external to Fab then past evidence suggests you're in.
Alternatively if you are proposing to take our eligible gents on you can come in as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not met anyone this year... 
The arse award is drawing them like butterflies then?
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I'm still waiting for the winners party.
You did read the small print didn't you? You're supposed to organise that as well. |
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"Cannylicker you're in
Mr S2016 welcome to the club.
Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now..."
But but....you are strict I like it.
How about I look at the people in the club and offer them coffee?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've not met anyone this year...
The arse award is drawing them like butterflies then?
I'm still waiting for the winners party.
You did read the small print didn't you? You're supposed to organise that as well."
Damn that Kinky-Minx - that was the bit she was covering over when I signed up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cannylicker you're in
Mr S2016 welcome to the club.
Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now...
But but....you are strict I like it.
How about I look at the people in the club and offer them coffee? "
0 meet club barista is yours. Welcome to the team  |
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"A social or meet maybe even at a club ?
If the meet is external to Fab then past evidence suggests you're in.
Alternatively if you are proposing to take our eligible gents on you can come in as well "
Sorry I will rephrase that,
I'm up for a social/meet with a local-ish Woman, Either single or part of a couple |
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"Cannylicker you're in
Mr S2016 welcome to the club.
Honey - you might have been able to flutter your way around seeside but the new management is here now...
But but....you are strict I like it.
How about I look at the people in the club and offer them coffee?
0 meet club barista is yours. Welcome to the team "
I promise not to let them touch my bean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A social or meet maybe even at a club ?
If the meet is external to Fab then past evidence suggests you're in.
Alternatively if you are proposing to take our eligible gents on you can come in as well
Sorry I will rephrase that,
I'm up for a social/meet with a local-ish Woman, Either single or part of a couple "
Very generous of you. It's that sort of spirit that won two world wars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right it's that time of the week again people. 0 meet club is open. Our fearless leader has moved on so I will be your host from now on. I might redecorate but we'll what sort of funds he's left behind.
Club rules
You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.
1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).
2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet
Have fun all "
Seeside's gone?
Fuck. Nice chap.
I'm in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah good you are here, I fell asleep in the broom cupboard last week, been locked in here ever since...."
I wondered where all the dust had come from... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh me me
I had a social yesterday.
So will I get kicked out?
Willing to help others. "
Thank you - most kind.
Between you and me it was becoming a bit of a sausage fest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hi *waves*
*waves back*
Hello, can I help you?
Im just a badge and sash collector... does this group give those out?"
Sashes! Doh! Knew I'd forgotten something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?
Welcome along. Someone will be around to take a drink order soon"
A fireball wiskey and ginger ale mixer please Garçon! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?
Welcome along. Someone will be around to take a drink order soon
A fireball wiskey and ginger ale mixer please Garçon!"
This time of day? Why not? My club is your club
Honey - get the man his drink please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm part of the 0 meets for 8 months club. That count?
Welcome along. Someone will be around to take a drink order soon
A fireball wiskey and ginger ale mixer please Garçon!
This time of day? Why not? My club is your club
Honey - get the man his drink please?"
Im a student. Got a reputation to uphold  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's Seeside?
I was hoping to meet him and break his dry spell
Apparently it is possible to meet someone outside Fab.
Who'd have thunk it?
Sorry, what?
Seeside went UNLOS?"
Hell no. The big dog is 'keeping his options open'.
I am still waiting to use 'let the tache see the gash' but might not get the chance.
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"Where's Seeside?
I was hoping to meet him and break his dry spell
Apparently it is possible to meet someone outside Fab.
Who'd have thunk it?
Sorry, what?
Seeside went UNLOS?
Hell no. The big dog is 'keeping his options open'.
I am still waiting to use 'let the tache see the gash' but might not get the chance.
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Cool.
Will drop him a line |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in! "
All year?  |
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year? "
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year?
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year! "
You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?
If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle
you out of the club |
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year?
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!
You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?
If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle
you out of the club "
He can't - he's busy! 
How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year?
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year! "
Blimey woman, four whole days? That's not like you, we'll be checking you into a nunnery next |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year?
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!
You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?
If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle
you out of the club
He can't - he's busy!
How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy? "
Oh now we're talking |
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year?
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!
Blimey woman, four whole days? That's not like you, we'll be checking you into a nunnery next "
Can I go to a monastery instead?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year?
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!
You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?
If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle
you out of the club
He can't - he's busy!
How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy? "
Oh now we're talking |
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"Seeside's met someone?
That's so lovely! If anyone's still in touch please tell him I'm delighted for him!
New club new rules!
I haven't had a new meet all year!
I'm in!
All year?
Yes! All year! Absolutely all year!
You intending to take one of these gentleman out of the club?
If not I'm going to have to ask _workout to manhandle
you out of the club
He can't - he's busy!
How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?
Oh now we're talking "
You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?
Oh now we're talking
You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable! "
Certainly. What are you having? |
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"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?
Oh now we're talking
You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!
Certainly. What are you having?"
White wine for the lady! - naturally! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?
Oh now we're talking
You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!
Certainly. What are you having?
White wine for the lady! - naturally! "
I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office |
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"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?
Oh now we're talking
You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!
Certainly. What are you having?
White wine for the lady! - naturally!
I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office"
Oooooh! Let's stay in the office! I make a great naughty secretary! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?
Oh now we're talking
You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!
Certainly. What are you having?
White wine for the lady! - naturally!
I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office
Oooooh! Let's stay in the office! I make a great naughty secretary! "
Step this way m'dear. I'll make sure we aren't disturbed.  |
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"How about I take you out of the club and we can find somewhere cozy?
Oh now we're talking
You get the drinks in whilst I slip in to something more comfortable!
Certainly. What are you having?
White wine for the lady! - naturally!
I'll get the expensive stuff I keep locked in my office
Oooooh! Let's stay in the office! I make a great naughty secretary!
Step this way m'dear. I'll make sure we aren't disturbed. "
Oh I don't know!
I don't mind if someone peeks through the office window! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...
I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes
DMC
Dry month club
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Harsh but not without merit |
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"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...
I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes
DMC
Dry month club
Harsh but not without merit"
I'm not playing any more! You left me hanging! |
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"I'm pretty sure 0 Meet Club should be renamed something more apt...
I'm open to suggestions. If the members are happy we can make some changes
DMC
Dry month club
But I'm never dry! "
WMC
Wet month club doesn't imply the same for Men
And DMC/WMC is a bit of a mouth full |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As Wednesday comes to a close, thank you all for participating. If you can take your glasses back to the bar before you leave please that would be helpful.
I will see you all back here next week for more 0 meet club. May you all be lucky in the meantime.
See you round and be excellent to each other dudes.
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Right it's that time of the week again people. 0 meet club is open. Our fearless leader has moved on so I will be your host from now on. I might redecorate but we'll what sort of funds he's left behind.
Club rules
You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.
1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).
2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet
Have fun all "
Nooooo where's he gone?? Has he had a meet??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right it's that time of the week again people. 0 meet club is open. Our fearless leader has moved on so I will be your host from now on. I might redecorate but we'll what sort of funds he's left behind.
Club rules
You can only join in 1 of 2 ways.
1 ... if your last meet OF ANY SORT was at least a month ago (30 days).
2... you could meet someone who is already part of 0 meet club or someone who has not had a meet yet
Have fun all
Nooooo where's he gone?? Has he had a meet??? "
Found someone out there in vanilla land. Profile is still here though just in case |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get out it's Thursday.
Anyone want to take over for next week?
Does that mean you have a meet lined up?"
 have the 1st Porcine Squadron been out on aerial manoeuvres?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get out it's Thursday.
Anyone want to take over for next week?
Does that mean you have a meet lined up?
have the 1st Porcine Squadron been out on aerial manoeuvres?
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Yes!! I saw one fly by earlier!
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