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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I so very do FAF but this bloody work malarkey is proving very inconvenient!!  "
Oh is this an official break break cos if it's not I'm not taking any flak for you  |
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"Hilary is just unloading the dishwasher and I'm contemplating taking her from behind. I'll wait until she's finished with the knives first though. "
Just taken a look at Hilary's pics..
With a body like that, I can't understand how she didn't get more votes..
I certainly would take her in the oval office.. |
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"I'm a bit hungover, so keep it down pls?
I've got a strap-on with your name on it joe 
I think I'm going to be sick
Man up joe "
Piss off with your strap on and come back with a full English brexit and we'll talk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I so very do FAF but this bloody work malarkey is proving very inconvenient!!
Come up north for "work" you will definitely get a few fafs "
Bloody horny northerners being so bloody far oop t'other end of the country grumble mumble  |
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"I'm a bit hungover, so keep it down pls?
I've got a strap-on with your name on it joe
I think I'm going to be sick
Man up joe
Piss off with your strap on and come back with a full English brexit and we'll talk. "
BREXIT
I'm cooking putanesca meatballs |
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"I so very do FAF but this bloody work malarkey is proving very inconvenient!!
Come up north for "work" you will definitely get a few fafs
Bloody horny northerners being so bloody far oop t'other end of the country grumble mumble "
Only 5h drive away  |
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"I'm a bit hungover, so keep it down pls?
I've got a strap-on with your name on it joe
I think I'm going to be sick
Man up joe
Piss off with your strap on and come back with a full English brexit and we'll talk.
BREXIT
I'm cooking putanesca meatballs "
Tell me about it?
Fucking stupid country. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
New game ideal for 4 year olds.
Hide and seek.
Should buy you a few minutes, especially if you can use phrases like
"Is he in here? I don't think so"
Instead of
"Oh Christ yes that's the spot, fuck meeeeeeee"
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"I'm a bit hungover, so keep it down pls?
I've got a strap-on with your name on it joe
I think I'm going to be sick
Man up joe
Piss off with your strap on and come back with a full English brexit and we'll talk.
BREXIT
I'm cooking putanesca meatballs
Tell me about it?
Fucking stupid country. "
So meatballs? There's nothing we can't do about brexit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being horny and unable to fulfill that desire is not the best combination!
Thank you. Finally someone nice and sympathetic "
My pleasure. Looking through your pics though, I think Mr S should be horny all the time, being close to Mrs S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being horny and unable to fulfill that desire is not the best combination!
Thank you. Finally someone nice and sympathetic "
You call me needy when I'm in the same mood |
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"I'm a bit hungover, so keep it down pls?
I've got a strap-on with your name on it joe
I think I'm going to be sick
Man up joe
Piss off with your strap on and come back with a full English brexit and we'll talk.
BREXIT
I'm cooking putanesca meatballs
Tell me about it?
Fucking stupid country.
So meatballs? There's nothing we can't do about brexit "
Might have to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh ...this flu has broken my horny setting 
You need a damn good snuggle! Come and lay your head on my chest Minxy
Oi WORK "
He is working...!! Very hard to fix me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh ...this flu has broken my horny setting
You need a damn good snuggle! Come and lay your head on my chest Minxy
Oi WORK "
Ffs!!! You're worse than my barsteward of a boss!! (and I'm self employed) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh ...this flu has broken my horny setting
You need a damn good snuggle! Come and lay your head on my chest Minxy
Oi WORK
He is working...!! Very hard to fix me!! "
This may be a lengthy job... I shall not give up until we have you all smiles again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAVE A WANK!
KID CHASING ME AROUND THE HOUSE. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MUMMY?"
Wait until they are in bed?"
palms are blistered hahaha seriously a wank just don't cut it!!! |
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"New game ideal for 4 year olds.
Hide and seek.
Should buy you a few minutes, especially if you can use phrases like
"Is he in here? I don't think so"
Instead of
"Oh Christ yes that's the spot, fuck meeeeeeee"
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"Being horny and unable to fulfill that desire is not the best combination!
Thank you. Finally someone nice and sympathetic
My pleasure. Looking through your pics though, I think Mr S should be horny all the time, being close to Mrs S"
He is. And I keep pulling my pants down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some things never change eh x
Tuesday
i will be bringing along a very special friend with me -
I know. I hope to bring one myself. It's going to be a horny night "
woohoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butt plug in MrsSB....
Wand on the butt plug...
= Anal orgasms 
You're most welcome
She so does not need encouraging y'know? "
But but but ....it's so much fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butt plug in MrsSB....
Wand on the butt plug...
= Anal orgasms
You're most welcome
She so does not need encouraging y'know?
But but but ....it's so much fun "
I do apologise. When I first read that I thought it said "you're moist welcome"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butt plug in MrsSB....
Wand on the butt plug...
= Anal orgasms
You're most welcome
She so does not need encouraging y'know?
But but but ....it's so much fun
I do apologise. When I first read that I thought it said "you're moist welcome" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh ...this flu has broken my horny setting
You need a damn good snuggle! Come and lay your head on my chest Minxy "
I have a sore throat can I lay my mouth on your cock.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh ...this flu has broken my horny setting
You need a damn good snuggle! Come and lay your head on my chest Minxy
I have a sore throat can I lay my mouth on your cock..... "
Mine is of course available, anything to help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meh ...this flu has broken my horny setting
You need a damn good snuggle! Come and lay your head on my chest Minxy
I have a sore throat can I lay my mouth on your cock..... "
If you think it will help soothe it... Or just take your mind off of it at least |
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"SB you must be feeling better then! ha ha!!
You need a really long game of hide n seek with little Spanish and a lockable cupboard (she knows I am only kidding peeps!)
Loves ya horny bird x"
You are not allowed to call anyone horny. Love you too sis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butt plug in MrsSB....
Wand on the butt plug...
= Anal orgasms
You're most welcome
Taking notes for when our wand arrives 
Thank you
H"
you will love your wand xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butt plug in MrsSB....
Wand on the butt plug...
= Anal orgasms
You're most welcome
Taking notes for when our wand arrives
Thank you
H"
Oh you're most welcome....
It really is |
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"Hilary is just unloading the dishwasher and I'm contemplating taking her from behind. I'll wait until she's finished with the knives first though.
Just taken a look at Hilary's pics..
With a body like that, I can't understand how she didn't get more votes..
I certainly would take her in the oval office.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh.... it's that day of the week again I see, the one that ends in DAY
If you two weren't so fucking Sexy ....
Faf? "
to kind
We shall have to give it some thought ......
After we fuck you |
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Oh.... it's that day of the week again I see, the one that ends in DAY
If you two weren't so fucking Sexy ....
Faf?
to kind
We shall have to give it some thought ......
After we fuck you "
Siiii |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"SB you must be feeling better then! ha ha!!
You need a really long game of hide n seek with little Spanish and a lockable cupboard (she knows I am only kidding peeps!)
Loves ya horny bird x
You are not allowed to call anyone horny. Love you too sis "
I am remarkably sedate all in all at the moment. But then I have been at home for what seems like an age..... lmao |
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"HAVE A WANK!
KID CHASING ME AROUND THE HOUSE. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MUMMY?" "
Am I missing something? Surely it's time for settling the little one down? Nice family time. Those years are going to pass you by if you aren't careful .... |
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"HAVE A WANK!
KID CHASING ME AROUND THE HOUSE. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MUMMY?"
Am I missing something? Surely it's time for settling the little one down? Nice family time. Those years are going to pass you by if you aren't careful ...."
Done. Read stories and all. Waiting for hubby to finish work and then |
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"AND DEAF?!
If we don't shout, you might not hear us from Edinburgh
Hi sexy
Hello!
Coming to Edinburgh in a few weeks
Bring warm clothes... it's a bit chilly. "
I was hoping for some Scottish cuddles |
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"AND DEAF?!
If we don't shout, you might not hear us from Edinburgh
Hi sexy
Hello!
Coming to Edinburgh in a few weeks
Bring warm clothes... it's a bit chilly.
I was hoping for some Scottish cuddles "
You should nip into the Scottish forum... I'm sure you won't be short of offers! |
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"AND DEAF?!
If we don't shout, you might not hear us from Edinburgh
Hi sexy
Hello!
Coming to Edinburgh in a few weeks
Bring warm clothes... it's a bit chilly.
I was hoping for some Scottish cuddles
You should nip into the Scottish forum... I'm sure you won't be short of offers! "
But but but I wanted DG cuddles |
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"AND DEAF?!
If we don't shout, you might not hear us from Edinburgh
Hi sexy
Hello!
Coming to Edinburgh in a few weeks
Bring warm clothes... it's a bit chilly.
I was hoping for some Scottish cuddles
You should nip into the Scottish forum... I'm sure you won't be short of offers!
But but but I wanted DG cuddles "
I stopped doing cuddles a while back. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"AND DEAF?!
If we don't shout, you might not hear us from Edinburgh
Hi sexy
Hello!
Coming to Edinburgh in a few weeks
Bring warm clothes... it's a bit chilly.
I was hoping for some Scottish cuddles
You should nip into the Scottish forum... I'm sure you won't be short of offers!
But but but I wanted DG cuddles
I stopped doing cuddles a while back. "
OMG dg gave cuddles  |
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"AND DEAF?!
If we don't shout, you might not hear us from Edinburgh
Hi sexy
Hello!
Coming to Edinburgh in a few weeks
Bring warm clothes... it's a bit chilly.
I was hoping for some Scottish cuddles
You should nip into the Scottish forum... I'm sure you won't be short of offers!
But but but I wanted DG cuddles
I stopped doing cuddles a while back. "
FaF then? |
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I stopped doing that in 2014.
You don't smoke. Don't cuddle. Don't fuck. I'm worried about you now 
It's taking all my strength not to start a thread about you "
I know... I worry about myself some days.
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I stopped doing that in 2014.
You don't smoke. Don't cuddle. Don't fuck. I'm worried about you now
It's taking all my strength not to start a thread about you
I know... I worry about myself some days.
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Aww . Now I want to give you a cuddle. Poor DG. Mwwwaaa |
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You mean I'm supposed to start a new thread every time I'm horny?
I'd be the most prolific thread starter on fab - or something like that!
Im horny,
Horny horny horny
Soooo horny,
Horny horny horny tonight!!
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"You mean I'm supposed to start a new thread every time I'm horny?
I'd be the most prolific thread starter on fab - or something like that!
Im horny,
Horny horny horny
Soooo horny,
Horny horny horny tonight!!
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Love it |
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"You mean I'm supposed to start a new thread every time I'm horny?
I'd be the most prolific thread starter on fab - or something like that!
Im horny,
Horny horny horny
Soooo horny,
Horny horny horny tonight!!
Love it "
So faf then? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"You mean I'm supposed to start a new thread every time I'm horny?
I'd be the most prolific thread starter on fab - or something like that!
Im horny,
Horny horny horny
Soooo horny,
Horny horny horny tonight!!
Love it
So faf then? "
So your horny |
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"You mean I'm supposed to start a new thread every time I'm horny?
I'd be the most prolific thread starter on fab - or something like that!
Im horny,
Horny horny horny
Soooo horny,
Horny horny horny tonight!!
Love it
So faf then? "
I thought you would never ask |
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