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By *heekychezza OP Woman over a year ago

warrington

There was a young fellow called Lancelot

Whose neighbours looked on him askance a lot.

Whenever he'd pass

A pretty young lass,

The front of his pants would advance a lot.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

There once was a chap named O'Doole

who discovered red spots on his tool

His doctor, a cynic,

said "get out of my clinic

and wipe off that lipstick, you fool!"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She was only the Fishermans daughter but she knew how to lie on the slap and say Fillet

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a fella named springer

Whose testes got caught in the wringer

He cried out in pain

As one rolled down the drain

There goes my career as a singer