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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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stay in bed feeling tired, need a wee so get up then, have a shower while i'm in the bathroom.
laptop on, music on, kettle on, forget about making a brew while scrolling through fb. watch funny gifs, laugh at memes. notices thirst, makes brew. comes on fab, looks in inbox, feels disappointed mostly, makes another brew. heads to forums.
goes to shop to see how much money i have in the bank.
browses ebay... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Up
Stretch
Realise stretching was not a good idea
Stumble into the bathroom
Wee
Head downstairs
Make lunches
Breakfast
Dressed
Hurtle around trying not to forget anything before rushing out the door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee
Clothes
Hair
Make up
Shout
Coffee
Leave house
Coffee
Work
Coffee"
ThatS how it was couple of years ago... gave up coffee ... now it's smoothies... |
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"Coffee
Clothes
Hair
Make up
Shout
Coffee
Leave house
Coffee
Work
Coffee
ThatS how it was couple of years ago... gave up coffee ... now it's smoothies... "
Usually the same cup sipped over an hour.
I would pass out from that much caffeine before 9! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee
Clothes
Hair
Make up
Shout
Coffee
Leave house
Coffee
Work
Coffee
ThatS how it was couple of years ago... gave up coffee ... now it's smoothies...
Usually the same cup sipped over an hour.
I would pass out from that much caffeine before 9!"
I love a chai latte ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This morning has so far been
Toilet
Stand on scales and weep at my lack of willpower for the past month and wonder why going to the toilet hasn't helped me lose a stone
Now in the bath with a brew pretending I don't have to go back to work and am going to be late
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alarm
Snooze it
Snooze it
Snooze it
Snooze it
Get up, shower
Sit with coffee
Another coffee
Maybe a cup of tea
Makeup
Hair
Get dressed
Rush off to work, wondering why I'm late again  |
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Wake up,
Shit/pee, shave then shower,
Get dressed for work,
Swear at idiot drivers for driving too slow,
Order coffee via mobile app,
Arrive in the office-greet everyone including bitchface colleague.
Spend the day working and trips to the loo as i drink upto 2 litres of water in the office...also think of different ways bitchface can be 'disposed off'.... 
Hometime-skip out the door
Gym,
Dinner,
Bed....and repeat all over again bar the weekend ( different routine) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Yawn and tell myself five more minutes will be fine.
Realise it's cutting it fine for time.
Run to shower.
Lady wank in said shower.
Drink coffee/rooibos if being good
Attempt makeup and wipe it off - it's futile.
Grab apple.
Stuff body parts in material and do the tights dance.
Leave.
Arrive ten minutes early and wonder why I panic. |
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Woke up bu alarm... Snooze... Hopefully get up then... Have a glass of water and a couple of weetabix... Clean myself up... Pack manbag for day ahead and off I go!
Thats how it should go!!
Usually I snooze the alarm too much, get up late, no time for brekkie, can't find clean clothes, half pack bag... Forget work pass and run around like a headless chicken for half an hour attempting to leave the house on time lol. |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Alarm
Groan then Snooze
Alarm again, panic
Ablutions (including washing, teeth, bodily functions)
Coffee (whilst checking fab)
Breakfast (varies depending on cupboard contents and time)
Recheck fab
Jump in car
Sit in traffic staring at brake lights.
Work work work (while thinking of fab)
Home
Eat sleep Repeat from step 1 until I retire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell alarm to get fucked
Get up and trip over the cat,
Brush teeth while shower gets hot,
Point shower at meowing cat,
Dressed and remember I left boots at back door, hope they aren't wet,
Nearly go down stairs face first tripping over the dickhead cat,
Tea toast feed dickhead back door for boots and quick ciggy,
Throw cat out cos he's scared of his catflap!
Get in van, set off, get to end of street and head back home for what ever it is I forgot today! (phone and brew today)
Block road to run in for phone, trip over cat
Apologise to 4 or 5 cars stuck behind van and off to work |
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Get myself and the kids ready then off on the school run. When I get back it's jump in bed with the mr (who is now home from a 12 hour night shift) sex, cuddles and then it's time to sort myself out and do any cleaning or washing etc before it's off to pick the kids up. Sort the kids out and then make sure they are ready for bed before a quickie with the mr for his wake up call before he has to get up and go work....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shower, clothes, makeup,
World war 3 with the kids, getting them ready and to the school bus in time,
Eldest child drop off into town then another 5 miles back to meet the school bus,
Drive to work for a rest.......aaaaah, coffee, and breathe.......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell alarm to get fucked
Get up and trip over the cat,
Brush teeth while shower gets hot,
Point shower at meowing cat,
Dressed and remember I left boots at back door, hope they aren't wet,
Nearly go down stairs face first tripping over the dickhead cat,
Tea toast feed dickhead back door for boots and quick ciggy,
Throw cat out cos he's scared of his catflap!
Get in van, set off, get to end of street and head back home for what ever it is I forgot today! (phone and brew today)
Block road to run in for phone, trip over cat
Apologise to 4 or 5 cars stuck behind van and off to work "
I can tell you love your cat  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
get up
wash shave
prepare work tools as the tea brews .
drink tea as I message my lovers or friends a good morning message .
get flask and every thing I need for work ready
sometimes log on here for a quick look and a morning all message in the normal good morning post or watch the news .
leave house for work at 6.10 am .
not exciting but that's life most of which is routine filled with the odd super exciting moment , |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head.
Found my way downstairs and had a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat.
Made the bus in seconds flat.
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Someone spoke and I went into a dream....ah ah ah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pee
Go downstairs, feed cats, make coffee and take it back to bed to catch up with news online.
Figure out whether I can get away with not washing and blowdrying my hair, depending on conclusion, either shower or have more coffee and shower in 20 minutes time.
If it's a schoolday and my kids aren't at their dad's, start the nagging to get up.
Eat breakfast
Go to work, dropping kids to school if I have them.
Arrive 5-10 minutes late, blame it on school run regardless of whether or not I have kids
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Wake up, drink water.... look at phone - check texts, kik, fab and start to reply to the string of nonsense waiting for me in my inbox. Occasionally getting excited about the odd one and if really turned on a cheeky play.
Otherwise play usually waits an hour |
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