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thats the impression that i get... 2
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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those who take over a thread that someone else started because it was a success/loads of fun and kinda claims a little bit of credit for it
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"those who take over a thread that someone else started because it was a success/loads of fun and kinda claims a little bit of credit for it
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Ahhahaaaaaaahhaaaaaaa legend |
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Those who don't read the 1st thread and repeat previous bits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"those who take over a thread that someone else started because it was a success/loads of fun and kinda claims a little bit of credit for it
Ahhahaaaaaaahhaaaaaaa legend "
couldnt resist it haha |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Those who post despite not having something new to add but because they missed the first one and it looked like people had fun and they want to be part of the fun, dangnabbit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
People who just can't. Let. Go! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nice avatar"
those who dont add anything and are too lazy to type..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sassy your pic keeps making me want chews (Kat) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've blocked someone on this thread and I've decided to announce it to everyone so they all know and can judge. |
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I'm soooooooooo hijacking this thread, as my first attempt failed miserably  |
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"I've blocked someone on this thread and I've decided to announce it to everyone so they all know and can judge."
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who just can't. Let. Go!"
People who read things wrong and go off tangent..
Let it goooooo
let it goooooo
cant hold it back anymoreeeeeee
let it gooooo
let it gooooo
turn away and slamm the dooooorrrr
i dont care, what there going to sayyyyyy....
let the storm rage onnnnnnn
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the cold never bothered me anyways |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"People who just can't. Let. Go!
People who read things wrong and go off tangent..
Let it goooooo
let it goooooo
cant hold it back anymoreeeeeee
let it gooooo
let it gooooo
turn away and slamm the dooooorrrr
i dont care, what there going to sayyyyyy....
let the storm rage onnnnnnn
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the cold never bothered me anyways "
I don't like frozen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sassy your pic keeps making me want chews (Kat) xx"
Stop fucking flirting with me... i like someone else and your pissing on my lamp post...
urghh... move onnnnnnnn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you prefer this or that? It must be one way or the other. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you prefer this or that? It must be one way or the other."
both |
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"Sassy your pic keeps making me want chews (Kat) xx
Stop fucking flirting with me... i like someone else and your pissing on my lamp post...
urghh... move onnnnnnnn! "
I prefer to make like a skunk and squirt |
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"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol "
puts flirty eyes as a reminder to poster that this person also had input and feels left out in the hope for recognition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sassy your pic keeps making me want chews (Kat) xx
Stop fucking flirting with me... i like someone else and your pissing on my lamp post...
urghh... move onnnnnnnn! "
. Oh i do apologise now please stick your boob in my mouth lol xx |
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*throws pretend strop* but secretly means it for not getting said recognition whilst others get a mention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you prefer this or that? It must be one way or the other.
both "
No, no, no. You must like this or that. So that I can lament when you don't share my preference or question why you still don't want to meet me when I do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol "
i tried, but can't post any more now.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol "
I think we just found it. 3sum queen wins! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Squirt is wee. Discuss!
*devolves into free for all* |
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I'm pretty sure it would have kept going!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sassy your pic keeps making me want chews (Kat) xx
Stop fucking flirting with me... i like someone else and your pissing on my lamp post...
urghh... move onnnnnnnn!
I prefer to make like a skunk and squirt "
hahaha genius! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol
i tried, but can't post any more now.
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"Sassy your pic keeps making me want chews (Kat) xx
Stop fucking flirting with me... i like someone else and your pissing on my lamp post...
urghh... move onnnnnnnn!
I prefer to make like a skunk and squirt
hahaha genius! "
Golden showers may not be on the list of likes but they are getting one regardless.
Have that for lamp post pissing |
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Those people who see mention of a cabbage insertion pic, and feel compelled to upload their own?
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sassy your pic keeps making me want chews (Kat) xx
Stop fucking flirting with me... i like someone else and your pissing on my lamp post...
urghh... move onnnnnnnn!
I prefer to make like a skunk and squirt "
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I'm off to work now, I'm genuinely looking good forward to finishing so I can read the delights that get posted while I'm away
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol
I think we just found it. 3sum queen wins!"
it's only 202 replies long. don't feel like i've won, wanted to get to 500 or more. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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Does my cock look big in this photo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you prefer this or that? It must be one way or the other.
both
No, no, no. You must like this or that. So that I can lament when you don't share my preference or question why you still don't want to meet me when I do. "
oh that reminds me of those who make 'NOTES'..
and will never EVER let you forget something you said from like 50 years ago.. i mean heaven forbid a person changes preferences lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol
I think we just found it. 3sum queen wins!
it's only 202 replies long. don't feel like i've won, wanted to get to 500 or more."
I get the idea me and you would have still been on here, middle of the night, just posting, posting, posting, until the mods metaphorically dragged us apart. |
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"Does my cock look big in this photo "
No. Get a funsize mars bar and take a photo  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I want to know why the person I blocked is allowed to post on the forums. Surely my opinion is the only one that counts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those people who see mention of a cabbage insertion pic, and feel compelled to upload their own?
Mr ddc"
pffttt no one likes a show off *inserts rolley eyes* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does my cock look big in this photo "
one word replies..
YES |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol
I think we just found it. 3sum queen wins!
it's only 202 replies long. don't feel like i've won, wanted to get to 500 or more.
I get the idea me and you would have still been on here, middle of the night, just posting, posting, posting, until the mods metaphorically dragged us apart."
i've been going to bed early lately but yeah i'd actually like to do that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you prefer this or that? It must be one way or the other.
both
No, no, no. You must like this or that. So that I can lament when you don't share my preference or question why you still don't want to meet me when I do.
oh that reminds me of those who make 'NOTES'..
and will never EVER let you forget something you said from like 50 years ago.. i mean heaven forbid a person changes preferences lol "
Yeah *checks notes* ... I still remember what you said about guys with long hair *shakes fist angrily* |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"3sum queen, meli and wyrd are cracking me up in part 1... wonder how long they can keep that going..
is there an actual record for longest thread? lol
I think we just found it. 3sum queen wins!
it's only 202 replies long. don't feel like i've won, wanted to get to 500 or more."
Ahhh new thread title...Top 220 messages before thread closed challenge lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Derails post. |
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I just want to point out that the conveyor can't stop the plane flying - fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's been great know you all but I'm leaving.
Don't go. Don't go 
(Leaves)
Sadness ensues.
Hey everyone I'm back.
Everyone cheers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people who think yu should only talk about sex on the forums coz it's a sex site |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"It's been great know you all but I'm leaving.
Don't go. Don't go
(Leaves)
Sadness ensues.
Hey everyone I'm back.
Everyone cheers. "
Welcome back! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I will post about a conspiracy theory that was comprehensively debunked decades ago as if I have new evidence. I will not stop posting about it until you are all exhausted by my tenacity and therefore I win the internet. |
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"I will post about a conspiracy theory that was comprehensively debunked decades ago as if I have new evidence. I will not stop posting about it until you are all exhausted by my tenacity and therefore I win the internet."
It wasn't debunked. The 'facts' disproving the conspiracy are all made up by interested parties.
The real facts are revealed by independant YouTubers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you prefer this or that? It must be one way or the other.
both
No, no, no. You must like this or that. So that I can lament when you don't share my preference or question why you still don't want to meet me when I do.
oh that reminds me of those who make 'NOTES'..
and will never EVER let you forget something you said from like 50 years ago.. i mean heaven forbid a person changes preferences lol
Yeah *checks notes* ... I still remember what you said about guys with long hair *shakes fist angrily*"
You remind me of my brother.. who has longer hair :D
true story :D |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I will post about a conspiracy theory that was comprehensively debunked decades ago as if I have new evidence. I will not stop posting about it until you are all exhausted by my tenacity and therefore I win the internet.
It wasn't debunked. The 'facts' disproving the conspiracy are all made up by interested parties.
The real facts are revealed by independant YouTubers."
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams *shakes fist* |
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Yes I totally agree with everything you said, Love your pictures by the way,
Oh wait I thought I was talking to your wife |
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Why don't people reply to my messages?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Announces that this thread is a load of tosh, despite posting a similarly awesome thread not to long ago |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
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"Why don't people reply to my messages?
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Because you didn't ask for advice about what to say, silly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your stunning, great profile too..
*has the blank shadow avatar* and a hidden profile |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Men mansplaining to women about things specific to women. |
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wat am I doing rong r my coc pics putting ppl of ?????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you prefer this or that? It must be one way or the other.
both
No, no, no. You must like this or that. So that I can lament when you don't share my preference or question why you still don't want to meet me when I do.
oh that reminds me of those who make 'NOTES'..
and will never EVER let you forget something you said from like 50 years ago.. i mean heaven forbid a person changes preferences lol
Yeah *checks notes* ... I still remember what you said about guys with long hair *shakes fist angrily*
You remind me of my brother.. who has longer hair :D
true story :D "
I know, I actually remember you saying that before. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
been on the site 67 times before....
why do people not read my profile..... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
am I typing with invisible ink.....
petulance  |
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What am I doing wrong? I can't get a meet. Is it because I am a woman who is fussy but looks like jabba? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I will not meet people who use bad grammar or who can't speel |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I will not meet people who use bad grammar or who can't speel"
*spell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only men look at my profile and message me but I'm straight. WTF???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asks "is my cock too big" not realizing that the forum will one day turn on these threads and all point and laugh shouting "needle dick" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will not meet people who use bad grammar or who can't speel"
*comes dashing in,, blue lights flashing and auto corrects on someone elses behalf*
SPELL |
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I put a photo of my vagina on a sex site and people are giving me abuse...and not in a sexual way |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
woman has a paper cut and needing cuddles....
oh darling come here and lets me ease your extreme pain, you look divine you goddess of all goddesses
man has lost both legs and carrying his head to A&E...
man the fuck up... |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Only men look at my profile and message me but I'm straight. WTF????"
Simples..Just block men |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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those who will do anything to practically BE someone else..
(attention seeking whores lol) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I put a photo of my vagina on a sex site and people are giving me abuse...and not in a sexual way "
bloody hussy's i tell ya |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
I don't like this thread, even less so the people posting in it so I'm going to use it as a filter...argghhh!!! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Well known poster puts up new user pic
'Phwooaarr, Fab'd, cor blimey, ,  '
Unknown poster puts up new user pic
*tumbles* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm better than you, even though we are both on a swingers' site, looking for sex with strangers. |
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"I put a photo of my vagina on a sex site and people are giving me abuse...and not in a sexual way
bloody hussy's i tell ya "
They said it was trashy. I even got a wax  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only men look at my profile and message me but I'm straight. WTF????
Simples..Just block men"
But then I'd get no messages. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"those who will do anything to practically BE someone else..
(attention seeking whores lol) "
I've already bought my bag of MAOAM |
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"I'm better than you, even though we are both on a swingers' site, looking for sex with strangers. "
Well you are from the north so... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only men look at my profile and message me but I'm straight. WTF????
Simples..Just block men"
But then I won't have any 'looks' at all!!! |
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I have so many messages I will reply to them all when I can
But I'm not putting my filters up and I will repost this status at least 4 times today just so you all check me out.
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
is squirting wee.......
pregnancy kit falls on the puddle....
congratulations, you are going to be a parent
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Those who shamelessly bump old threads to highlight new pictures..
*cough* Mr DCC *cough* |
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"Only men look at my profile and message me but I'm straight. WTF????
Simples..Just block men
But then I won't have any 'looks' at all!!! "
I can't look at you. We met a couple times people will think I'm lamp post pissing. |
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"is squirting wee.......
pregnancy kit falls on the puddle....
congratulations, you are going to be a parent
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People who have hidden cameras in my house.... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I really want to message someone but am too shy so will reply to all their posts in the forum in the hope they'll message me.  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
does like being rimmed by a woman make me bi/gay....
no, the fact that you get rumped by every guy in ' Chariotts' sauna might |
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"I really want to message someone but am too shy so will reply to all their posts in the forum in the hope they'll message me. "
I had sex with someone on this thread so I am going to reply to them in hope they ask to meet me again even though I was a shit shag despite them saying I sucked like a Dyson and gushed like a train |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man stands up and screams about how men who objectify women are nothing more than cave men, and how he would never treat a woman as nothing more than something to look at.
Then fans a shit ton of fanny pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only men look at my profile and message me but I'm straight. WTF????
Simples..Just block men
But then I won't have any 'looks' at all!!!
I can't look at you. We met a couple times people will think I'm lamp post pissing."
Squirting is not wee!! |
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If I go to a glory hole it doesnt mean I like men because I didn't see who sucked me off. The stubble means nothing my aunt has a beard |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Admin - Can we have a facility to name and shame time wasters
Admin - Can we have a facility to post videos
No no no no no..... |
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"Those who shamelessly bump old threads to highlight new pictures..
*cough* Mr DCC *cough* "
tbf we had to shoehorn it in somewhere, Mrs SB never did do her promised "vegetable insertion" pic challenge
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"Only men look at my profile and message me but I'm straight. WTF????
Simples..Just block men
But then I won't have any 'looks' at all!!!
I can't look at you. We met a couple times people will think I'm lamp post pissing.
Squirting is not wee!! "
Bareback is fun though. I haven't caught your crabs yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I go to a glory hole it doesnt mean I like men because I didn't see who sucked me off. The stubble means nothing my aunt has a beard "
omg haha |
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"[Removed by poster at 02/01/17 15:09:08]"
People who say something then delete because they are scared of the shit storm it might create |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I am an experienced IT expert and think I can improve this site. Could the admin contact me so we can discuss my ideas for ensuring I get the best out of the site? |
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I won't meet married men, at least that is what I will say on a thread and then I shall pm all the guys who are married asking for a fuck.
Married women are ok though, they have their reasons for being on here.
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I can't take any more abuse or rude sexual messages.... I am leaving tomorrow....
status update hours later: feeling really really horny now and have a 12 inch black dildo up my arse and 3 fingers in my cunt, what should I do.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well known poster puts up new user pic
'Phwooaarr, Fab'd, cor blimey, , '
Unknown poster puts up new user pic
*tumbles*"
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"I am an experienced IT expert and think I can improve this site. Could the admin contact me so we can discuss my ideas for ensuring I get the best out of the site?"
I'm not sure it is worth the £5.
I can't afford it. |
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"I can't take any more abuse or rude sexual messages.... I am leaving tomorrow....
status update hours later: feeling really really horny now and have a 12 inch black dildo up my arse and 3 fingers in my cunt, what should I do...."
Snorted coffee at that one |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I paid my site supporter fee and didn't get unlimited cock/fanny. This site is a waste of time. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"I can't take any more abuse or rude sexual messages.... I am leaving tomorrow....
status update hours later: feeling really really horny now and have a 12 inch black dildo up my arse and 3 fingers in my cunt, what should I do....
Snorted coffee at that one "
Replace fingers with a corn coblet and take photos and upload them to fabs |
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I've been here 2 weeks and no sign of a meet.
Someone come fuck me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your a cunt
ah but its ok admin.. i used the green smiley face emoji,, please done ban me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veet burns the bejaysus out of you if left on too long.... Fact |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
The page oners who turn up to a thread about most fabs to get to page one and see it as an opening to get more fans to stay at page one in the future. |
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"Your a cunt
ah but its ok admin.. i used the green smiley face emoji,, please done ban me "
It's only banter
Cunt |
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"The page oners who turn up to a thread about most fabs to get to page one and see it as an opening to get more fans to stay at page one in the future. "
Oh oh I'm on hot pics.
Maybe it is because I changed my location 6 times today to get more fabs
Oh by the way I'm not meeting but I'll flirt like fuck with you so you think you have a chance |
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This site is a fucking joke and some of you lot need to stop looking down on people an treating people(me) like shit, I have better look on the other 10 sites I use and I pull bitches in pubs/clubs all the time,
Don't try and stop me from leaving!
(But if you want to talk pm me)
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
why do the model like pics have 13243 fabs and mine only have 13
is it because I am ugly.....
possibly or we can only see 3 millimetres of skin and black background |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I'm just going to cut and paste a joke I found on Google that's not funny and is so long it will fuck up your browser window. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You lot spend way to much time on the forums, clearly you're not having sex. |
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"[Removed by poster at 02/01/17 15:09:08]
People who say something then delete because they are scared of the shit storm it might create"
Haha! I actually only asked what the thread was about but accidentally deleted it. It wasn't worth asking again...but now I will |
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"You lot spend way to much time on the forums, clearly you're not having sex. "
I'm going to make a thread about how I plan on having sex with someone. I might have feelings for him so you should all stay the fuck away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bumps thread mid December 2017 in the hope of sharing a funniest thread award with.....kinky butler |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ive done this, this and this (inserts big list)...
i like this this and this (inserts another big list)
What do you think i should do?!
*smacks head against wall and yells at the screen* DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DOOOOOO |
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"[Removed by poster at 02/01/17 15:09:08]
People who say something then delete because they are scared of the shit storm it might create
Haha! I actually only asked what the thread was about but accidentally deleted it. It wasn't worth asking again...but now I will "
I think it might be a pisstake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive done this, this and this (inserts big list)...
i like this this and this (inserts another big list)
What do you think i should do?!
*smacks head against wall and yells at the screen* DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DOOOOOO "
Seriously, why can't I Fab your new pro pic tho!! It's amazing! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I am a single male who is posting about how awful other single males are and how they spoil it for us really nice single males.
COME ON YOU BITCHES. YOU SHOULD BE SHAGGING ME AND ONLY ME!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't meet married men, at least that is what I will say on a thread and then I shall pm all the guys who are married asking for a fuck.
Married women are ok though, they have their reasons for being on here.
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We're allowed to change our minds... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I joined a swingers site and wanking to the pics so I am now a sexual athlete and mock the vanillas who are shagging daily.... |
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"I won't meet married men, at least that is what I will say on a thread and then I shall pm all the guys who are married asking for a fuck.
Married women are ok though, they have their reasons for being on here.
We're allowed to change our minds... "
You are, being a woman
If a man does he is fucked |
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Would you say I am a bbw or athletic?  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I am going to post a long, in depth post about something that is seriously important to me and could have long lasting consequences to my physical/mental/emotional health. Then I'm going to ask you lot what I should do. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I am a BBW and proud.
I am not unfit, I beat Usain Bolt at the weekend doing a 100 metres and then Mo slowcoach Farah at the 10,000.
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I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im passing through (any town/city in the UK) and I'd like some company, anyone interested? |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Can't get a meet.
You know why but they haven't asked for a profile critique and you don't want to run foul of the rules so you gently suggest they post something about their profile in the advice and support forum. Now go get em |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am a single male who is posting about how awful other single males are and how they spoil it for us really nice single males.
COME ON YOU BITCHES. YOU SHOULD BE SHAGGING ME AND ONLY ME!!!"
Well as a single male i suggest you fuck off and leave the site if you dislike it so much so other women can shag me instead
haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't meet married men, at least that is what I will say on a thread and then I shall pm all the guys who are married asking for a fuck.
Married women are ok though, they have their reasons for being on here.
We're allowed to change our minds...
You are, being a woman
If a man does he is fucked"
I'll look out for it in the next, inevitable 'Where all the married women at' thread... Hopefully Papi will start it! |
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I had sex with my best mates dad
It was amazing until his wife walked in, turns out she wanted a 3 way with me for ages and now we are fwb
How do I tell my best mate? |
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"I won't meet married men, at least that is what I will say on a thread and then I shall pm all the guys who are married asking for a fuck.
Married women are ok though, they have their reasons for being on here.
We're allowed to change our minds...
You are, being a woman
If a man does he is fucked
I'll look out for it in the next, inevitable 'Where all the married women at' thread... Hopefully Papi will start it! "
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What's a man supposed to do around here to get laid or have his cock sucked ?
I have been on this site since half 9 this morning,
No messages.
No one has replied to the 50 messages I have sent.
My cock is leaking cum as you can see by the 20 pictures I have on my profile
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"those who take over a thread that someone else started because it was a success/loads of fun and kinda claims a little bit of credit for it
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
A female appeared on my 'looked at me'
fucking time waster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
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Bung a plaster on it, you'll be ok..
Failing that ive just googled.. hate to tell you this Honey but youve got end stage Dementia and herpes potential Rabies and a Thyroid Condition
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
My wife wants a BBC.
*cue inevitable ITV, Dave, Sky jokes....* |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"I had sex with my best mates dad
It was amazing until his wife walked in, turns out she wanted a 3 way with me for ages and now we are fwb
How do I tell my best mate?"
Ask Sydney university |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"A female appeared on my 'looked at me'
fucking time waster"
I _iew in stealth mode  |
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"What's a man supposed to do around here to get laid or have his cock sucked ?
I have been on this site since half 9 this morning,
No messages.
No one has replied to the 50 messages I have sent.
My cock is leaking cum as you can see by the 20 pictures I have on my profile
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Have you run out of messages yet? |
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
Bung a plaster on it, you'll be ok..
Failing that ive just googled.. hate to tell you this Honey but youve got end stage Dementia and herpes potential Rabies and a Thyroid Condition
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Should I get hold of all the married men I have had bareback with then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
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someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
posting for closed thread privileges... |
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
posting for closed thread privileges... "
Are we...? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"posting for closed thread privileges... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
Bung a plaster on it, you'll be ok..
Failing that ive just googled.. hate to tell you this Honey but youve got end stage Dementia and herpes potential Rabies and a Thyroid Condition
Should I get hold of all the married men I have had bareback with then?"
nahhhhh dont worry about them.. lol |
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I'm just done deleting my 300000 messages from my inbox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
posting for closed thread privileges...
Are we...? "
yep. looks like wyrd woman is in also. i'm PMing others too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just done deleting my 300000 messages from my inbox."
well ive just deleted all 3000001 |
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This is a sex site you should not be telling me you think you are in love with me after meeting me once
Yeah you go unlos now because you cant handle seeing me have sex with others |
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"posting for closed thread privileges...
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Ditto, am back from the pub now and am in the mood for an argument
Is this the right room? |
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Is it just me or is *insert body type usually bbws* sexy. |
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
Bung a plaster on it, you'll be ok..
Failing that ive just googled.. hate to tell you this Honey but youve got end stage Dementia and herpes potential Rabies and a Thyroid Condition
Should I get hold of all the married men I have had bareback with then?
nahhhhh dont worry about them.. lol "
I'm sure they will be fine, I had a wash beforehand |
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
posting for closed thread privileges...
Are we...?
yep. looks like wyrd woman is in also. i'm PMing others too. "
Is this platinum membership shit? Or clique perks |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"posting for closed thread privileges...
Ditto, am back from the pub now and am in the mood for an argument
Is this the right room? "
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
posting for closed thread privileges...
Are we...?
yep. looks like wyrd woman is in also. i'm PMing others too.
Is this platinum membership shit? Or clique perks"
hacking shit/perks i suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just done deleting my 300000 messages from my inbox.
well ive just deleted all 3000001 "
That's nothing, I had 8000064583524 one day when I put a picture of a carrot up my arse, on here... |
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"I've just cut my right foot open with a knife but I can't get to a+e
What should I do?
someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
posting for closed thread privileges...
Are we...?
yep. looks like wyrd woman is in also. i'm PMing others too. "
Fingers on the trigger |
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"Who fancies a fuck "
I'll say yes but I don't meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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piss off outta my thread and go hijack else where you naughty bunch... my thread
MINEEEE
how dare you derail it just to beat your own record..
*inserts chompy face smiley* |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
I remember this one did anyone ever hear from him again?? |
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"I'm just done deleting my 300000 messages from my inbox.
well ive just deleted all 3000001
That's nothing, I had 8000064583524 one day when I put a picture of a carrot up my arse, on here... "
You too?? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I want to get my wife into swinging. Please help.
*posted by single male profile* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just done deleting my 300000 messages from my inbox.
well ive just deleted all 3000001
That's nothing, I had 8000064583524 one day when I put a picture of a carrot up my arse, on here... "
whore.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"someone actually did that, it was his leg though and not his foot. he said he could see white bits (bone).
I remember this one did anyone ever hear from him again??"
no, he kind of left the forums quietly. has logged in since so he mustn't have died. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
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"I'm just done deleting my 300000 messages from my inbox.
well ive just deleted all 3000001
That's nothing, I had 8000064583524 one day when I put a picture of a carrot up my arse, on here...
whore.. "
Nah whores are them marrow fuckers. Carrots are just bog standard sluts |
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Any cock free now *posted by straight man* |
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I'm looking for 8 cocks to satisfy me within the next hour at your house. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know why I can't get a meet, its not like I'm picky, right now I'd smash the fookin granny out of anything with a pulse, I don't get it, not even the fat old bird are interested, this site is shit |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Who fancies a fuck
I'll say yes but I don't meet "
I bet your a single male - what would your wife say |
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But I guess I can't cos I iz bizzy breaking shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whoohoo... |
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"
...when I put a picture of a carrot up my arse, on here...
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you do realise that no challenge is too great, we *may* have that one somewhere too
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I will flog a dead horse as long as possible. |
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Do Women like younger Men with huge cocks ?
Put your name down in here if you do,
Also in any of the other rooms that I have asked the question, Failing that just click my green arrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posts about their healthy eating and exercise regime.
Next thread-who wants cake?? |
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Yeah I'll have cake. I'll get kettle on too. What u having? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people who think it's fun to create the biggest fab topic ever... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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People who keep posting the same subject, hoping the replies will change. |
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I wonder how the horse feels wyldwoman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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come on peeps, we can do better than 202 |
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"
Yeah I'll have cake. I'll get kettle on too. What u having?
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Carrot, obvs. If I can find the pic.
(& wash it first, natch ) |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"wyldwoman"
Why is everyone calling me that today? |
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How big is it gonna go??
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Heard that before... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how many replies is there already? |
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Hmm that's weird that how I've already read it wyrd. Don't u like being wyld |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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199 only. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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202 can not be the limit |
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"posting for closed thread privileges...
Ditto, am back from the pub now and am in the mood for an argument
Is this the right room?
Nope
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I think it is  |
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It's not quite as big as I was hoping DDC |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Hmm that's weird that how I've already read it wyrd. Don't u like being wyld"
I'm weird not wild. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i think 30 mins is the limit
go go go |
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"
It's not quite as big as I was hoping DDC
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Sadly I've heard that before too
(Should I have said that?) |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I think the limit is whether one of the mods is online. |
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"How big is it gonna go?? "
That's for me to know, and you to find out |
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Shhh maybe they haven't noticed |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"We all need spanking"
Bottom is out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not breaking it, experimenting. |
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Line up line up for the naughty step |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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20 mins to go i think. |
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"i think 30 mins is the limit
go go go"
Are you Murray Walker in disguise
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