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Hard as a diamond

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They say a diamond is the hardest thing on earth.... not true. At this precise moment my cock is. Its been that long i have a big load saved up for that special lady..... if only i knew who she was ... the search continues.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FanTAStic

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"FanTAStic "

Fantasdick?

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"They say a diamond is the hardest thing on earth.... not true. At this precise moment my cock is. Its been that long i have a big load saved up for that special lady..... if only i knew who she was ... the search continues. "

Pity it's only 1/2 carat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd still bet that diamond is harder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://youtu.be/w3PoTnkLfxE

You're welcome

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"FanTAStic "

Or....fanstastic-tac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd still bet that diamond is harder.

Well I'm sure Joe is

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'd rather have a diamond though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like diamonds aren't a girls best friend after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FanTAStic

Or....fanstastic-tac

Hahaha until you get it, you won't stop, will you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm more of a cubic zirconia at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pity it's only 1/2 carat

Having never seen my cock you wouldn't know

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

I'll take the diamond. Nobody has ever sang "knobs are a girls best friend"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lucy in the sky with knobs

Knobs are forever

Knobs and pearls

Four little knobs

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"FanTAStic

Or....fanstastic-tac

Hahaha until you get it, you won't stop, will you? "

Not until another minty fresh sweet variety is mentioned then I'll be all over that one, they are one of my weaknesses. If you'd said it was a lemon & lime tic tac I wouldn't have bothered, but mint..... oh my!

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'll take the diamond. Nobody has ever sang "knobs are a girls best friend" "

I've heard girls in the north-east singing it!

(Sorry, I had to even out the male / female banter to be even handed)

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Diamonds are forever though

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By *lassy pairCouple over a year ago

Greenwich London

"I'd rather have a diamond though. "

Don't we all sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This hasn't gone as planned.. where are all the offers from you sexy ladys....... i demand offers imidiatly.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"This hasn't gone as planned.. where are all the offers from you sexy ladys....... i demand offers imidiatly.

*Imediately*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate to disappoint but....Technically diamonds aren't even the hardest thing on earth!..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brilliant.. thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I quite like a pearl necklace.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hate to disappoint but....Technically diamonds aren't even the hardest thing on earth!..

Ok. What is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I quite like a pearl necklace.

xxx"

Id love to help you out with that. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate to disappoint but....Technically diamonds aren't even the hardest thing on earth!..

Ok. What is then"
.

Turns out there's quite a few things harder than a diamond... The only true test is to get a diamond, rub it all over your cock and then whack them both with a hammer!.... Winner is the one that's still intact

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hate to disappoint but....Technically diamonds aren't even the hardest thing on earth!..

Ok. What is then.

That doesn't sound very scientific. Are you sure it will work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate to disappoint but....Technically diamonds aren't even the hardest thing on earth!..

Ok. What is then.

That doesn't sound very scientific. Are you sure it will work "
.

Hey in science.... There's no guarantees

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"This hasn't gone as planned.. where are all the offers from you sexy ladys....... i demand offers imidiatly.

*Imediately* "

*immediately

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By *rinking-in-laCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"I hate to disappoint but....Technically diamonds aren't even the hardest thing on earth!..

Ok. What is then.

Apart from synthetic diamond, which is every bit as hard as real diamond but just more consistent, would you care to name some?

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"This hasn't gone as planned.. where are all the offers from you sexy ladys....... i demand offers imidiatly.

*Imediately*

*immediately

*Immmediately?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

imidiatly

*Imediately*

*immediately

*Immmediately?

Oh fuck it ..............Right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently you can have the cremated remains of a loved one turned into a wearable diamond ,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This hasn't gone as planned.. where are all the offers from you sexy ladys....... i demand offers imidiatly.

*Imediately* "

Immediately!!!!!

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Apparently you can have the cremated remains of a loved one turned into a wearable diamond ,,,,,,

They bury the dust for 5 million years in a volcano.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently you can have the cremated remains of a loved one turned into a wearable diamond ,,,,,,

Wouldnt be the 1st time iv had my nans ring round my finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently you can have the cremated remains of a loved one turned into a wearable diamond ,,,,,,

Wouldnt be the 1st time iv had my nans ring round my finger"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently you can have the cremated remains of a loved one turned into a wearable diamond ,,,,,,

Wouldnt be the 1st time iv had my nans ring round my finger"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently you can have the cremated remains of a loved one turned into a wearable diamond ,,,,,,

Wouldnt be the 1st time iv had my nans ring round my finger"

Ruddy hell..... I'm ... I'm..... I'm finding myself somewhat less of speech .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I love it when people try to be all smart amd make others look silly by correcting spellings only to spell the word wrong themselfs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"I love it when people try to be all smart amd make others look silly by correcting spellings only to spell the word wrong themselfs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "

Themshelves*

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I hate to disappoint but....Technically diamonds aren't even the hardest thing on earth!..

Ok. What is then.

Pmsl

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Looks like diamonds aren't a girls best friend after all

Prefer a pearl necklace myself....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like diamonds aren't a girls best friend after all

Prefer a pearl necklace myself....

Again. Id love to help you with that

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Looks like diamonds aren't a girls best friend after all

Prefer a pearl necklace myself....

Again. Id love to help you with that

I'm sure I'll get help later

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

"I love it when people try to be all smart amd make others look silly by correcting spellings only to spell the word wrong themselfs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "

and*

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By *lassy pairCouple over a year ago

Greenwich London

OP just give up and just go and haves wank, you will get somewhere with that than on hear