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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.  |
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"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail. "
I'm a woman gagging for pussy. True story |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail. "
Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites "
I'd bite if a random bloke came into my work place & got his cock out, and not in a pleasant way... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.
Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance "
What doe they sell in the shop out of curiosity? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.
Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance "
I meant you.
Where's the head and brick wall emoji |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.
Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance
I meant you.
Where's the head and brick wall emoji "
This might actually call for a dead and prick emoji?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail.
Shes not on a swinging site, just a acquaintance
What doe they sell in the shop out of curiosity? "
strapons, gimp masks, rope... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a casual shop. Fags, sweets?"
Are you being deliberately obtuse OP or is it a gift?
Have you tried saying hello to this woman you have objectified? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Just a casual shop. Fags, sweets?"
On a serious note, I think you might need to feel the temperature and see if she is interested in you. If she is she might like a confident bloke, but if not and if you are misreading her signs it could become a tad dangerous.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shes seems pretty flirty, should just get my cock out and see if she bites
It's scary how some ****** think  "
Not really. It's why they are permanently single. They don't have a clue how to interact with real women. It's the FAF mentality. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why do people assume il just bend her over without consent! You just have a poor view on men, where friends n talk and flirt. Id just like to see what shes like in the sack! |
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"Why do people assume il just bend her over without consent! You just have a poor view on men, where friends n talk and flirt. Id just like to see what shes like in the sack!"
Um... its perhaps because that's precisely what you said? Just a guess mind. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Why do people assume il just bend her over without consent! You just have a poor view on men, where friends n talk and flirt. Id just like to see what shes like in the sack!"
Your the one that said 'maybe I'll just get my cock out'
Maybe you need a rethink! |
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"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers"
no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers
no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you?"
Like i said if you read the comments, its banter. You just take things too literally! Jheez |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers
no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you?
Like i said if you read the comments, its banter. You just take things too literally! Jheez"
You probably would have fared a lot better if you'd posted in the fantasies forum. |
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"So saying i want to bend someone over and fuck them means rape does it? Your off your rockers
no, but saying you want to get your cock out in front of her and see how she reacts is a bit fucking weird....you do see that dont you?
Like i said if you read the comments, its banter. You just take things too literally! Jheez"
you got bare shit bantz fam.....try hard comes to mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny how it always becomes 'banter' when the opinions take a turn you don't want to hear. "
This 
If you like her OP then ask her out, if your style is to whip your cock out and see what happens then do that, either way good luck |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
Tell her the truth, next time your in there getting your stuff. Just say, Listen ???? I fantasise constantly about sharing a bed with you and if you feel the same, I'll give you the best 3 minutes of your life! I'm serious, smut with a splash of humour opens a lot of doors... although I have had a few slammed in my face too! 
P.S. Google or YouTube Kev's Courting Song. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We speak all the time and she flirts alot, havent yet told her id like to take her upstairs
ooooorrrrrr......she works in a customer service role and is just being engaging"
This! So many folk can misinterpret friendliness for flirting, even more so when you are just trying to do a good job it seems!
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell her the truth, next time your in there getting your stuff. Just say, Listen ???? I fantasise constantly about sharing a bed with you and if you feel the same, I'll give you the best 3 minutes of your life! I'm serious, smut with a splash of humour opens a lot of doors... although I have had a few slammed in my face too!
P.S. Google or YouTube Kev's Courting Song."
Haha, Il be sure to have a look lol |
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"Not every woman you come across is horny and gagging for cock just because you're on a swinging site.
But hey, knock yourself out. Try bending her over and fucking her, let us know how it goes from your hospital or jail. "
Still amazes me the mindset of some. They're on a swingers site with a permanent horn therefore everyone they fancy is up for it too! |
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"Just a casual shop. Fags..."
Well, you are bi-curious, it must be a sign...
The safest way is to only ever buy things to that add up to 69 pence. Eventually she will almost certainly say something like "My favourite number, I'd love a 69 with you" At this point you say "Well, I'd luv to bend you over the frozen prawns and fuck you silly" (In your best Sid James' voice, natch) and Bob's your uncle.
I saw it in a documentary called "Confessions of a Convenience Store Checkout Girl"
(or was it Carry on up the Supermarket? I forget which)
Good luck
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