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over a year ago
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"Was the person that told you this Welsh?
Seems like a Welsh word with the spelling,but what the fuck would I know....I still don't know what a cwtch is?"
As far as I can understand its a cuddle... A fucking cuddle... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was the person that told you this Welsh?
Seems like a Welsh word with the spelling,but what the fuck would I know....I still don't know what a cwtch is?
As far as I can understand its a cuddle... A fucking cuddle..."
Ahhh a fucking cuddle eh...or even a fiddle.
Still none the wiser how it got shortened to cwtch!
If I wasn't so lazy I'd conduct some research on the etymology of it  |
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Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.
So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...
I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.
So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...
I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks "
If you're bored you could jump on my safe place ie my cock!
Hows that for a motherfucking cwtch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.
So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...
I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks
If you're bored you could jump on my safe place ie my cock!
Hows that for a motherfucking cwtch? "
Hahaha. Dont mind if I do  |
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!"
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.
So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...
I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks "
Glad to see you jumping in with some bollocks,definitely preferable to you jumping on some bollocks!
Ooooyah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.
So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...
I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks
If you're bored you could jump on my safe place ie my cock!
Hows that for a motherfucking cwtch?
Hahaha. Dont mind if I do "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.
So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...
I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks
Glad to see you jumping in with some bollocks,definitely preferable to you jumping on some bollocks!
Ooooyah! "
I bet there's some that would disagree! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you "
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!  |
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon! "
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks "
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No fucking idea folk probably think it's cool or some shit
Got no time for it myself, too busy fucking doing shit and fucking getting shit done!
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny? "
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cwtch also means cupboard or cubbyhole and cuddle or hug. So basically providing a safe place. No direct English translation though closest thing is couche for resting or hiding place.
So cwtch is providing a safe place. Like a cuddle...
I was bored so thought I'd jump in with some bollocks
Glad to see you jumping in with some bollocks,definitely preferable to you jumping on some bollocks!
Ooooyah!
I bet there's some that would disagree! "
I'm envisioning the Eminem lyrics....what,she tripped,fell then landed on his(my)dick..... rather than having my nads squashed by a pair of stilettos!
Though I have witnessed some very nasty cock n ball torture vids on pornhub 
Each to their own n all that but not my nads! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly "
Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains? |
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly
Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains? "
Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly
Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?
Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it? "
Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains! |
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly
Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?
Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?
Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains! "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly
Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?
Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?
Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!
Deal "
I'll pm you my mugshot......I trust you'll be inviting me to your hotel room and supplying the vodka n Irn Bru? |
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly
Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?
Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?
Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!
Deal
I'll pm you my mugshot......I trust you'll be inviting me to your hotel room and supplying the vodka n Irn Bru? "
So demanding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" A Welsh hug eh....good old google.
Well I can't be this lazy all the time,it's too much like hard work!
It's a lot of work. Copy word. Paste on Google translate. End finally, explaining it to us. Well done you
Copy? Paste? What is this wizardry? I just typed it on me ye olde typewriter,then took a rubbing from it(whilst giving myself a wee rub too!)then sent it to the googles via carrier pigeon!
I'm going to be in Edinburgh in the next few weeks, I could show you a couple of tricks
Oh aye,you gonna fire ping pong ballls at me from yer fanny?
I make things disappear and appear repeatedly
Hide the sausage behind the beef curtains?
Yes. You've heard of it then. Do you want to see it/feel it?
Give me a shout when you're up here n I'll happily wipe my cock with those curtains!
Deal
I'll pm you my mugshot......I trust you'll be inviting me to your hotel room and supplying the vodka n Irn Bru?
So demanding "
Awch awright then,I'll bring the Irn Bru! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Was the person that told you this Welsh?
Seems like a Welsh word with the spelling,but what the fuck would I know....I still don't know what a cwtch is?
As far as I can understand its a cuddle... A fucking cuddle..."
A snuggly cuddle. Sex is optional.
But always fun! |
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