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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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on women.
think I might go for a small goatee...or maybe a moustache..chinese style. I could plait it and have it hanging down each side of my mouth.
Omg I could accessorize it...wonder if the hair grow stuff for men works on facial hair. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Well!!!
Funny you mention it acxtually!!!
I had a client come in today.
She is one of these poor people who slip thru the net of the socail - not a waster enough to go on benefits and get everything handed on a plate, but not quite with us to be "socially" acceptable in the work force.
She is big fat bearded lady, who is obsessed with sex, she talks really loudly and will come into the waiting room and shout - "i just been down the canal and all the ducks are having SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"
lol
She is very manly - stocky, beareded, tatood, deep voice, obsessed with sex, etc etc
When i try and talk to her - like today she was talking to me about the fact she was tryingh to get rehomed as the street she lives is full of drug addicts and alcoholics, and she cant even put her washing out without it getting nicked.
All i can do.....and i KNOW this is mean....but all i can do - is stare at her beard!!!
NO malice in this woman at all - even saved a cat by buying it off the acloholic by giving him 4 cans of Super, and will strave herself to feed this cat = but the beard!!!
Am standing still so you can all line up and shoot me.
Sorry!!!!
I am a bad person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Unless its a weeny bit down there.. you know.. on the foo foo.. No, no stubble.. No nipple hairs.. No goaties.. No hairy top lip, nada nowt..
Smooth lol...  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Unless its a weeny bit down there.. you know.. on the foo foo.. No, no stubble.. No nipple hairs.. No goaties.. No hairy top lip, nada nowt..
Smooth lol... "
You said you didnt mind my nipple forrest!!!
You lying cheat!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Unless its a weeny bit down there.. you know.. on the foo foo.. No, no stubble.. No nipple hairs.. No goaties.. No hairy top lip, nada nowt..
Smooth lol... "
okay, I may be wrong, but I am going to take a wild guess here, go out on a limb and say you like women smooth..am I right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"plait it into your nipple hair Whoresdrawers...then you'll hgave instant boob lift when you want it too, just tilt your chin back "
your a bloody genius...I love you.  |
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