"There was this was one time when I was using a vibrator on myself and left the door open for my current squeeze to walk in on...
That was fun"
I need to buy a vibrator
A gig - Could be music or comedy
A trip to the seaside - Walk along the beach followed by fish and chips.
A walk in the country - Finish in a nice pub that does food.
I see you're in South Wales - Bessie's pub at Pontfaen (aka The Duffryn Arms) is hard to beat.