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By *heekychezza OP Woman over a year ago

warrington

There was a young lady of Dover

Whose passion was such that it drove her

To cry when she came,

"Oh dear, what a shame!

Well now we just have to start over."

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

There once was a Rabbi of Keith,

who circumsized men with his teeth,

it was not for the treasure,

nor sexual pleasure,

but to get at the cheese underneath.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a man from Brazil who swallowed an electric pill

his heart retired his bum back fired and his willy shot over the hill

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't know why I just read these with a gob full of coffee..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know why I just read these with a gob full of coffee..

"
you do know it's rude to spit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know why I just read these with a gob full of coffee..

you do know it's rude to spit

Yes and just to confirm if you swallow it's not fatening

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know why I just read these with a gob full of coffee..

you do know it's rude to spit

Yes and just to confirm if you swallow it's not fatening

I am saving up my sperm points as we speak..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a woman named Jill

Who swallowed an exploding pill

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And her tits in a tree in Brazil

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know why I just read these with a gob full of coffee..

you do know it's rude to spit

Yes and just to confirm if you swallow it's not fatening

I am saving up my sperm points as we speak..

"
is that double points

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know why I just read these with a gob full of coffee..

you do know it's rude to spit

Yes and just to confirm if you swallow it's not fatening

I am saving up my sperm points as we speak..

is that double points

She is onto treble points now

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know why I just read these with a gob full of coffee..

you do know it's rude to spit

Yes and just to confirm if you swallow it's not fatening

I am saving up my sperm points as we speak..

is that double points

She is onto treble points now

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