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over a year ago
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon  "
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon  |
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon "
How long have they been there? I don't wanna get lumbered with a load that went out of date in 2012!!  |
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"I'm too much of a control freak for the multipacks "
I was genuinely gutted! I could have sworn there was a cheeky bag of prawn cocktail in there and had a little hankering for them that was gonna be oh so sweet. Fail! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too much of a control freak for the multipacks
I was genuinely gutted! I could have sworn there was a cheeky bag of prawn cocktail in there and had a little hankering for them that was gonna be oh so sweet. Fail!"
You and me would work so well together, i hate prawn cocktail and love smokey bacon.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too much of a control freak for the multipacks
I was genuinely gutted! I could have sworn there was a cheeky bag of prawn cocktail in there and had a little hankering for them that was gonna be oh so sweet. Fail!
You and me would work so well together, i hate prawn cocktail and love smokey bacon.
xx"
It's a match. When's the wedding?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too much of a control freak for the multipacks
I was genuinely gutted! I could have sworn there was a cheeky bag of prawn cocktail in there and had a little hankering for them that was gonna be oh so sweet. Fail!
You and me would work so well together, i hate prawn cocktail and love smokey bacon.
xx
It's a match. When's the wedding? "
lol, any excuse to buy a new hat, and wear it during the post wedding gang bang.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon "
Why do you save them if you don't like them?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon
How long have they been there? I don't wanna get lumbered with a load that went out of date in 2012!! "
Well excuse me! They are from the multi packs I bought for Christmas, I was going to bring them to you with a bonus tin of shortbread and half a tub of roses, but I'm all offended and sympathy seeking now, so enjoy your bacon crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon
Why do you save them if you don't like them?!"
I can't throw good food away, I know my ex wife likes them (that in itself should have set alarms ringing) there's always someone who will eat and enjoy them, though god knows why |
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon
How long have they been there? I don't wanna get lumbered with a load that went out of date in 2012!!
Well excuse me! They are from the multi packs I bought for Christmas, I was going to bring them to you with a bonus tin of shortbread and half a tub of roses, but I'm all offended and sympathy seeking now, so enjoy your bacon crisps "
See, you can keep the shortbread, but I'll swap ya half a loaf of mouldy bread for half a tin of roses. |
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon
How long have they been there? I don't wanna get lumbered with a load that went out of date in 2012!!
Well excuse me! They are from the multi packs I bought for Christmas, I was going to bring them to you with a bonus tin of shortbread and half a tub of roses, but I'm all offended and sympathy seeking now, so enjoy your bacon crisps "
Ps....you didn't say which Christmas so I'm still none the wiser |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon
How long have they been there? I don't wanna get lumbered with a load that went out of date in 2012!!
Well excuse me! They are from the multi packs I bought for Christmas, I was going to bring them to you with a bonus tin of shortbread and half a tub of roses, but I'm all offended and sympathy seeking now, so enjoy your bacon crisps
Ps....you didn't say which Christmas so I'm still none the wiser "
Too late, I'm so upset I've eaten the roses, quality street, shortbread and the salt and vinegar crisps out of spite |
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
I'll swap you for the mountain of salt and vinegar I have in an aldi bag on top of my kitchen cupboard, I love smokey bacon
How long have they been there? I don't wanna get lumbered with a load that went out of date in 2012!!
Well excuse me! They are from the multi packs I bought for Christmas, I was going to bring them to you with a bonus tin of shortbread and half a tub of roses, but I'm all offended and sympathy seeking now, so enjoy your bacon crisps
Ps....you didn't say which Christmas so I'm still none the wiser
Too late, I'm so upset I've eaten the roses, quality street, shortbread and the salt and vinegar crisps out of spite "
Well that.... is..... evil! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch are the worst. I always end up with loads of them in the cupboard
Then buy the 6 packs of beef monster munch "
Flaming hot all day  |
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By *anB451Man
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch are the worst. I always end up with loads of them in the cupboard
Then buy the 6 packs of beef monster munch "
They don't do them in our local supermarket, and I refuse to travel to a different one just to feed my roast beef monster munch habit! |
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"Prawn Cocktail....ewwww!"
Dude, they were on offer!
A cheeky bag of prawn cocktail now n then is a welcome surprise to the taste buds.
It's not often I eat them, as I normally think, like you, ewwww prawn cocktail. But sometimes, just sometimes....they can be fucking smashing! |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon "
Smokey bacon are the best
Now cheese and onion . Which is odd as I like onions and cheese on pasta and on a pizza
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you grab the multipack of crisps and the only flavour left is smoky bacon
Smokey bacon are the best
Now cheese and onion . Which is odd as I like onions and cheese on pasta and on a pizza
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My least fave flavour are C&O's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did anyone watch 'inside the factory' on bbc2 with Greg Wallace on how they make crisps? *drools*
Are we drooling at crisps or Greg Wallace? "
crisps! lol |
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"Technically I think disappointing should be upgraded to devastating "
I was gonna go with devastating, but didn't want to seem over dramatic.
Maybe it's because, as the years go on, I have pondered the good and the bad, questioning why me? Alas, it appears it is my path upon this journey we call life.....
as that's the kinda shit that happens to me on a regular basis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Technically I think disappointing should be upgraded to devastating
I was gonna go with devastating, but didn't want to seem over dramatic.
Maybe it's because, as the years go on, I have pondered the good and the bad, questioning why me? Alas, it appears it is my path upon this journey we call life.....
as that's the kinda shit that happens to me on a regular basis "
Maybe I'm a shit crisp baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pickled onion monster munch are the worst. I always end up with loads of them in the cupboard "
You bloody heathen! Pickled Onion Monster Munch are God's work |
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