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So you're trapped in a lift
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"John McClane-he'll have the doors open in about 5 minutes....Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!  "
Like your style bud, but MacGyver would have me out in 2mins
Worst nightmare would my boss  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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There's a woman at work with an accent that really grates, and she can talk for England without ever saying anything.
She'd be the best - I'd be able to claim justifiable homicide after 5 minutes and would have the rest of the time to myself.
The worst would be any of the claustrophobics above! |
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as a porter I was among many others in the local hospital who had to use any of 4 lifts to get up to the wards and back again the lifts often broke down and often full the amount of human traffic etc through the day and most days of the year it was not surpriseing with visitors and all there were stairs and plenty of them nearly 40 years ago now being agile was part of the job for nearly 3 years I was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone who doesn't mind being used as a cushion. Those floors are hard."
I'd be your cushion but after looking at your pics there may be a bump somewhere  |
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"My best person is a lift engineer and the worst person would be someone who is more claustrophobic than me!  "
That would be me! I can't get on a glassed lift without peeing a little and can't go up over 5 floors without starting to sweet!
I HATE lifts! 
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Personally I wouldn't want a lift engineer trapped in there with me. I would want him outside, repairing the fucking lift...
I also wouldn't want the person who still can't understand how the plane could take off from a bloody treadmill...
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"Someone who doesn't mind being used as a cushion. Those floors are hard.
I'd be your cushion but after looking at your pics there may be a bump somewhere "
Thanks for the offer but I would be your nightmare! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"My best person is a lift engineer and the worst person would be someone who is more claustrophobic than me!
That would be me! I can't get on a glassed lift without peeing a little and can't go up over 5 floors without starting to sweet!
I HATE lifts!
HK "
oh dear, you're worse than me.. |
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"Personally I wouldn't want a lift engineer trapped in there with me. I would want him outside, repairing the fucking lift...
I also wouldn't want the person who still can't understand how the plane could take off from a bloody treadmill...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty corny but the only person I would like to be stuck with is Adam. He's the only person who could keep me calm and would know what to do to reassure me.
I would hate to be stuck in a lift with anyone that isn't him, I would totally freak and everything about that person would drive keep crazy...not in a good way ha ha.
Eve. X |
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"Best, the contents of my hotlist. Lift orgy!
Worst...someone hysterical and screamy. Not a fan of enclosed spaces myself but a trapped lift is hardly the end of the world"
Sounds like an interesting time in the lift with those contents! |
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