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"There was a naked woman " Who was looking for a | |||
"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a " A hung handsome bloke | |||
"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a A hung handsome bloke " To help her put up | |||
"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a A hung handsome bloke To help her put up" Put down her Christmas decorations* | |||
"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a A hung handsome bloke " Already people cant count | |||
"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a A hung handsome bloke To help her put up Put down her Christmas decorations*" And lifted her skirt up | |||
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"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a A hung handsome bloke To help her put up Put down her Christmas decorations* And lifted her skirt up " to reveal a nice mince pie | |||
"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a A hung handsome bloke To help her put up Put down her Christmas decorations* And lifted her skirt up to reveal a nice mince pie" However he was displeased with what he saw | |||
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"There was a naked woman Who was looking for a A hung handsome bloke Already people cant count" Same people all the time   | |||
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"Five words people. I despair. " We fight a losing battle | |||
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"Stat from where I fuckrd up please " Yet you fucked up again  | |||
"as there was no cream" However he offered his own | |||
"Stat from where I fuckrd up please Yet you fucked up again "Haha yeah I know  think it's a sign to head off to bed | |||
"as there was no cream However he offered his own " Cream to top her up | |||
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"which she helped to apply" In that moment they both | |||
"which she helped to apply In that moment they both " Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time) | |||
"which she helped to apply In that moment they both Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time) " when the doorbell rang twice | |||
"which she helped to apply In that moment they both Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time) " And knew that things were | |||
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"which she helped to apply In that moment they both Looked in each other's eyes (I counted this time) And knew that things were " about to go tits up | |||
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"Against their better judgements they " Stopped to look out the | |||
"Against their better judgements they Stopped to look out the" Couple next to them , and | |||
"Against their better judgements they Stopped to look out the Couple next to them , and " The couple smiles the stood | |||
"Against their better judgements they Stopped to look out the Couple next to them , and The couple smiles the stood " *the couple smiled, then stood | |||
