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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone once farted when I was rimming him. He was absolutely mortified, I just laughed after the instinctive recoil  "
Oh no... i would have been gagging i think lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once farted when I was rimming him. He was absolutely mortified, I just laughed after the instinctive recoil
Oh no... i would have been gagging i think lol..."
It was comedy gold |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I fart all the time during sex. female orgasm tends to put strain on all the muscles down there. I just say 'sorry' and the bloke usually carries on. There was that one time though... (poor fella  ) |
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I remember a pair on here from a while ago where the lady of the couple confessed to "letting one slip" while a meet was going down on her trouble was she let a bit more slip than she intended and followed through
Made for comedy gold where threads are concerned |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"I remember a pair on here from a while ago where the lady of the couple confessed to "letting one slip" while a meet was going down on her trouble was she let a bit more slip than she intended and followed through
Made for comedy gold where threads are concerned "
So she shat on his face.
We have very different views on what makes comedy
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"I remember a pair on here from a while ago where the lady of the couple confessed to "letting one slip" while a meet was going down on her trouble was she let a bit more slip than she intended and followed through
Made for comedy gold where threads are concerned
So she shat on his face.
We have very different views on what makes comedy
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No just near it but you really had to read the whole thread to get humour of it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always get embarressed but the few men it has happened with have always just laughed it off.
I do send up a prayer that it never happens during oral fun though. I think i'd cry in shame.  |
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I tend to fart after sex rather than during, I put it down to pressure build up in my body lol, but I find if someone farts and isn't mortified it's a compliment that they are comfortable in your company. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find farts hilarious, as long as they don't offend my nostrils.
That's so true lol
Can't be doing with a sprouty one all up in my nasal cavity  "
pmsl..... or stuffing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fanny fart yes
Real ones no. I would die a horrible death and if i dont like others doing it.
When me and my fuck bud go away for weekends I try and hold them all in. Till my asleep when they all come out
During sex though I'd probably hang myself. Its quite irrational |
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"Fanny fart yes
Real ones no. I would die a horrible death and if i dont like others doing it.
When me and my fuck bud go away for weekends I try and hold them all in. Till my asleep when they all come out
During sex though I'd probably hang myself. Its quite irrational"
Fuck it. The first one you do in his company whilst he's awake, make it a rip-roarer. As long as it's all bark and no bite you'll be good lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fanny fart yes
Real ones no. I would die a horrible death and if i dont like others doing it.
When me and my fuck bud go away for weekends I try and hold them all in. Till my asleep when they all come out
During sex though I'd probably hang myself. Its quite irrational
Fuck it. The first one you do in his company whilst he's awake, make it a rip-roarer. As long as it's all bark and no bite you'll be good lmao"
Oh my God hahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fart all the time during sex. female orgasm tends to put strain on all the muscles down there. I just say 'sorry' and the bloke usually carries on. There was that one time though... (poor fella )"
I find this when I orgasm I get a pressure feeling unfortunately I've only done it once and it was only a little pip! Haha but it was with a long term partner I just burst out laughing apologising and he was like it's fine and carried on. ..but I kept getting the giggles x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find farts hilarious, as long as they don't offend my nostrils.
That's so true lol
Can't be doing with a sprouty one all up in my nasal cavity "
Espically if they've had a Curry beforehand!?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It has happened to me twice earlier this year while I was in a relationship, I didn't half pop a corker which we couldn't stop laughing as it was so funny lmao :D |
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By *aro7Man
over a year ago
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Hilairous,,,,,,,,,have a good laugh and crack on,,,,,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I farted on MrWho's balls a couple of days ago, being on top seems to put pressure in the wrong places. I just laughed and carried on. MrWho hadn't even noticed.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've done it a few times. It's not a big deal and the men I was with didn't make a deal out of it.
I've been with men who have farted too. It's just gas.
Mine don't smell, which is a blessing |
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