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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Never thought I would book a hotel, just so I could be in bed with a guy for a few hours.
Turns out I can't get enough of him, and the pure excitement from planning this makes me want to explode x |
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By *exatooCouple
over a year ago
Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura |
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There's nothing Hornier than a hotel meet. Something very filthy about it gets me extremely wet  on the way Mr finger fucks me whilst I drive.
I prefer to meet at hotels rather than people's homes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So hard to keep my hands off him, one kiss from MerryTeaser and I need to rip his clothes off. So you can imagine how frustrated I am after our last meet for cocktails.
Don't think he realises how badly I news him  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I was thinking of getting there before him.
Love the idea of him walking in on me in my underwear playing with self. X"
Check out the keycard lift situation first. Otherwise if you're the first to check in you'll have to get a coat on over the underwear and go back out. The Holiday Inn by Cardiff Castle is a nice spot, by the way. And I seem to remember you can head straight up without a key... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was thinking of getting there before him.
Love the idea of him walking in on me in my underwear playing with self. X"
You'll have to prop the door open then...
So maybe don't broadcast it in public or anyone might walk in. Oh wait...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Maybe it's not quite clear enough; )
I've stayed in the hotel before and can sort 2 keys and have one at the reception.
He can then walk in to me moaning from my large vibrating wand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah I love an afternoon delight (or an evening delight...or a morning delight...)
I like angel delight -- butterscotch.
Can you still get Butterscotch Angel Delight??
Sorry OP...distracted"
. Yes you can and its the best flavour (Kat) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was thinking of getting there before him.
Love the idea of him walking in on me in my underwear playing with self. X
You'll have to prop the door open then...
So maybe don't broadcast it in public or anyone might walk in. Oh wait... "
I have a story along those lines. Takes alcohol to make me tell it though  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down."
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread."
Indeed
This is our 4th meet now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
Indeed
This is our 4th meet now "
Wow, things must be getting a little serious then? |
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"I was thinking of getting there before him.
Love the idea of him walking in on me in my underwear playing with self. X
Check out the keycard lift situation first. Otherwise if you're the first to check in you'll have to get a coat on over the underwear and go back out. The Holiday Inn by Cardiff Castle is a nice spot, by the way. And I seem to remember you can head straight up without a key..."
We could do with a directory of hotels that have free access to rooms, without keys or guest validation or going to a lobby greeting. London and most big cities are generally very locked down |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
Indeed
This is our 4th meet now
Wow, things must be getting a little serious then?"
Time to get that new suit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread."
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh "
#merrykay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh "
A snapchat account should be set up,... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh
#merrykay"
Surely it's #kayteaser ?  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh
#merrykay
Surely it's #kayteaser ? "
I bow to the superior hashtag knowledge of you youthful types. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh
#merrykay
Surely it's #kayteaser ? "
Ed Balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hear ladies hearts breaking across the uk..
Ps I have hair m
That last bit hurt
Just trying to steal a yard
Merry doesn't go UNLOS every 5 mins"
Ouch  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh
#merrykay
Surely it's #kayteaser ? "
Ooo, I like that. You can use that for other important events also. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hear ladies hearts breaking across the uk..
Ps I have hair m
That last bit hurt
Just trying to steal a yard
Merry doesn't go UNLOS every 5 mins
Ouch "
I like to add the element of surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think maybe you're spoiling any element of surprise for him if you give him (and all of us) a blow by blow account of how it's gonna go down.
Nah, the blow by blow account thread will be after she meets him again. This is just the vibe with an open door thread.
I'm going to disappointed by anything less than live reporting during the meet now tbh
#merrykay
Surely it's #kayteaser ?
I bow to the superior hashtag knowledge of you youthful types. "
Oi oi - I turn 40 in a few days....catching you up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving kayteaser!
I do have very expectations but he's never let me down so far even after half a glass of wine he still performs better than most "
After half a glass?!! As a welsh lass you should have high expectations of a fella after a bottle!!
#uswelshlikeadrink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Loving kayteaser!
I do have very expectations but he's never let me down so far even after half a glass of wine he still performs better than most
After half a glass?!! As a welsh lass you should have high expectations of a fella after a bottle!!
#uswelshlikeadrink "
I drank the bottle lol he doesn't end well after alcohol.
Was just some fun, he posts lots on these forums and we have the same sense of humour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving kayteaser!
I do have very expectations but he's never let me down so far even after half a glass of wine he still performs better than most
After half a glass?!! As a welsh lass you should have high expectations of a fella after a bottle!!
#uswelshlikeadrink
I drank the bottle lol he doesn't end well after alcohol.
Was just some fun, he posts lots on these forums and we have the same sense of humour."
Ah you drank it! I'll let you off then lol  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving kayteaser!
I do have very expectations but he's never let me down so far even after half a glass of wine he still performs better than most
After half a glass?!! As a welsh lass you should have high expectations of a fella after a bottle!!
#uswelshlikeadrink
I drank the bottle lol he doesn't end well after alcohol.
Was just some fun, he posts lots on these forums and we have the same sense of humour.
Ah you drank it! I'll let you off then lol x"
I have the perfect excuse....I'm not Welsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving kayteaser!
I do have very expectations but he's never let me down so far even after half a glass of wine he still performs better than most
After half a glass?!! As a welsh lass you should have high expectations of a fella after a bottle!!
#uswelshlikeadrink
I drank the bottle lol he doesn't end well after alcohol.
Was just some fun, he posts lots on these forums and we have the same sense of humour.
Ah you drank it! I'll let you off then lol x
I have the perfect excuse....I'm not Welsh "
Well have a fab time anyway! and my smilie on my last post should have been a green smile not an eye roll!
I've been on the snowballs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We do this all the time ! Something very horny about a hotel in the daytime (holiday inn express do day rates if that helps! ) "
Do they advertise day rates on there site? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feed him gin- he won't drink that either
He managed 2 strong cocktails last week, his face from the last sip was highly entertaining
you have skills lady "
Alright alright |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feed him gin- he won't drink that either
He managed 2 strong cocktails last week, his face from the last sip was highly entertaining
you have skills lady
Alright alright
Oh you love it "
I like to think I have a special way with him  |
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"Feed him gin- he won't drink that either
He managed 2 strong cocktails last week, his face from the last sip was highly entertaining
you have skills lady
Alright alright
Oh you love it
I like to think I have a special way with him "
Can I be bridesmaid? I think I might fancy the best man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feed him gin- he won't drink that either
He managed 2 strong cocktails last week, his face from the last sip was highly entertaining
you have skills lady
Alright alright :*
Oh you love it
I like to think I have a special way with him
Can I be bridesmaid? I think I might fancy the best man "
Who's best man? |
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"Feed him gin- he won't drink that either
He managed 2 strong cocktails last week, his face from the last sip was highly entertaining
you have skills lady
Alright alright :*
Oh you love it
I like to think I have a special way with him
Can I be bridesmaid? I think I might fancy the best man
Who's best man? "
Someone hot I'm hoping, you have a special way...make him pick a nice one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much.. "
I saw Meli's post and then twigged! Gawd duhhhh Estella!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much.. "
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks. "
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise. "
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations"
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance "
I like dancing |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance "
Okies, I'll save it for the wedding. |
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance "
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man? "
Shivers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance "
Would it be safe to have a song and dance with you or would swords be drawn at dawn? Ha ha |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"We do this all the time ! Something very horny about a hotel in the daytime (holiday inn express do day rates if that helps! ) "
Seriously, I had no idea they do day rates! This has revolutionised my swinging. And my bank manager will thank you profusely |
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
Would it be safe to have a song and dance with you or would swords be drawn at dawn? Ha ha"
He does have a nice sword |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We do this all the time ! Something very horny about a hotel in the daytime (holiday inn express do day rates if that helps! )
Seriously, I had no idea they do day rates! This has revolutionised my swinging. And my bank manager will thank you profusely "
Make sure you put a post up of the meets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers "
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
Would it be safe to have a song and dance with you or would swords be drawn at dawn? Ha ha
He does have a nice sword "
Oh doesn't he just |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated "
Well it is a sharing site |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
Would it be safe to have a song and dance with you or would swords be drawn at dawn? Ha ha
He does have a nice sword "
Ooooo is it big and shiney?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated
Well it is a sharing site "
He still has a huge selection of my sex toys. Lesson learnt don't let your guard down and move things into a guys house.
Now let's talk more shout this sword fight |
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
Would it be safe to have a song and dance with you or would swords be drawn at dawn? Ha ha
He does have a nice sword
Ooooo is it big and shiney?? "
I meant a dagger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
Would it be safe to have a song and dance with you or would swords be drawn at dawn? Ha ha
He does have a nice sword
Ooooo is it big and shiney??
I meant a dagger "
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated
Well it is a sharing site
He still has a huge selection of my sex toys. Lesson learnt don't let your guard down and move things into a guys house.
Now let's talk more shout this sword fight "
I don't cross swords |
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"Maybe it's not quite clear enough; )
I've stayed in the hotel before and can sort 2 keys and have one at the reception.
He can then walk in to me moaning from my large vibrating wand "
I hear that's a popular fantasy of men  |
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated
Well it is a sharing site
He still has a huge selection of my sex toys. Lesson learnt don't let your guard down and move things into a guys house.
Now let's talk more shout this sword fight
I don't cross swords "
Hahaha I don't fight with guys who a fill a super man t shirt like that!
Oh wait....I don't cross swords either |
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated
Well it is a sharing site
He still has a huge selection of my sex toys. Lesson learnt don't let your guard down and move things into a guys house.
Now let's talk more shout this sword fight
I don't cross swords
Hahaha I don't fight with guys who a fill a super man t shirt like that!
Oh wait....I don't cross swords either "
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over a year ago
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated
Well it is a sharing site
He still has a huge selection of my sex toys. Lesson learnt don't let your guard down and move things into a guys house.
Now let's talk more shout this sword fight
I don't cross swords
Hahaha I don't fight with guys who a fill a super man t shirt like that!
Oh wait....I don't cross swords either "
No fight them in giant cages |
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"Just knocked myself out walking into a lamp post
Are you ok?!
I'm ok I was just shocked as to see someone pissing up it I don't like water sports much..
Oh meow! The claws are out, and the followers are posting with their sniggering remarks.
Whoah, at least call them witty. Bit mean otherwise.
I'm not mean, ha ha ok whitty, my mistake sorry for my typo on my profile. But come on. Yes it was lamp post pissing but it was a tad mean and uncalled for. Just my observations
Can't we all just get along?
It's just harmless fun, there's no need for a song and dance
After the song and dance comes the orgy right?
Who is best man?
Shivers
Yea let's invite the last guy I dated
Well it is a sharing site
He still has a huge selection of my sex toys. Lesson learnt don't let your guard down and move things into a guys house.
Now let's talk more shout this sword fight
I don't cross swords
Hahaha I don't fight with guys who a fill a super man t shirt like that!
Oh wait....I don't cross swords either "
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"Shame this as gone to pm. Some pathetic ppl on here  "
You don't know me and you randomly bring up my ex who's on this site. Totally un called for in a fun playfully post. |
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"Oh really
Let's hope he can stick to my rule of not making me squirt in a hotel room lol.
Why would you want to stop that, he loves it "
How do you know!?? |
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"Shame this as gone to pm. Some pathetic ppl on here
You don't know me and you randomly bring up my ex who's on this site. Totally un called for in a fun playfully post. "
I'll leave you to you're lamp post pissing post. I mean fun playfully post |
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"Shame this as gone to pm. Some pathetic ppl on here
You don't know me and you randomly bring up my ex who's on this site. Totally un called for in a fun playfully post.
I'll leave you to you're lamp post pissing post. I mean fun playfully post "
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"Oh really
Let's hope he can stick to my rule of not making me squirt in a hotel room lol.
Why would you want to stop that, he loves it
How do you know!?? "
They're still trying to dry the bed, and the floor, and the ceiling  |
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"Oh really
Let's hope he can stick to my rule of not making me squirt in a hotel room lol.
Why would you want to stop that, he loves it
How do you know!??
Hellish leak one night in Cardiff "
Only the one? |
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"Oh really
Let's hope he can stick to my rule of not making me squirt in a hotel room lol.
Why would you want to stop that, he loves it
How do you know!??
They're still trying to dry the bed, and the floor, and the ceiling "
My hair took ages to dry |
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"Oh really
Let's hope he can stick to my rule of not making me squirt in a hotel room lol.
Why would you want to stop that, he loves it
How do you know!??
Hellish leak one night in Cardiff "
I hear you didn't cook the rabbit enough |
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"Oh really
Let's hope he can stick to my rule of not making me squirt in a hotel room lol.
Why would you want to stop that, he loves it
How do you know!??
Hellish leak one night in Cardiff
Only the one? "
For now, soon be spring |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him"
Does that make you Craig Charles? |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Does that make you Craig Charles?"
I like his accent |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Does that make you Craig Charles?"
Yes it does. I want to control a bot though and have a nerd t-shirt please |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Already did.
Next robot please, I need a new toy "
Such a kind lady giving up your used toys to the less fortunate. |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Does that make you Craig Charles?
Yes it does. I want to control a bot though and have a nerd t-shirt please"
I want to be Sergeant Bash |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Does that make you Craig Charles?
Yes it does. I want to control a bot though and have a nerd t-shirt please
I want to be Sergeant Bash "
I'll take Matilda obvs |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Does that make you Craig Charles?
Yes it does. I want to control a bot though and have a nerd t-shirt please
I want to be Sergeant Bash
I'll take Matilda obvs "
Good call |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Does that make you Craig Charles?
Yes it does. I want to control a bot though and have a nerd t-shirt please
I want to be Sergeant Bash
I'll take Matilda obvs
Good call "
We need a shunt |
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"I feel like i'm watching old school robot wars
Merry is sirkillalot
Honey and kay are the contenders trying to get him
Does that make you Craig Charles?
Yes it does. I want to control a bot though and have a nerd t-shirt please
I want to be Sergeant Bash
I'll take Matilda obvs
Good call
We need a shunt "
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? |
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"I'm worried how much you lot know about Robot Wars...
Shush, it was mint. BBC2, teatime
Might have been at a school that had a winning robot "
Were you in school with that ginger manchild with the flipper one? |
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"I'm worried how much you lot know about Robot Wars...
Shush, it was mint. BBC2, teatime
Was this back when you were a 16 year-old boy!? "
Oh crap, has a bollock slipped out again? |
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over a year ago
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"I'm worried how much you lot know about Robot Wars...
Shush, it was mint. BBC2, teatime
Might have been at a school that had a winning robot "
Ooh, this reminds me I still have the celebrity one to watch from the other night. Since it's Robot Wars. And Maggie Aderin-Pocock was in it and I  her. |
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"I'm worried how much you lot know about Robot Wars...
Shush, it was mint. BBC2, teatime
Might have been at a school that had a winning robot
Ooh, this reminds me I still have the celebrity one to watch from the other night. Since it's Robot Wars. And Maggie Aderin-Pocock was in it and I her."
How did I miss this? |
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"The majority of times I meet its at hotels, and often daytime. It all adds to the thrill and the naughtiness. Love it
It is fun, shitter when the coffee machine breaks though "
Who needs coffee anyway, yday I had wine, baileys, strawberries and chocolates |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm worried how much you lot know about Robot Wars...
Shush, it was mint. BBC2, teatime
Might have been at a school that had a winning robot
Ooh, this reminds me I still have the celebrity one to watch from the other night. Since it's Robot Wars. And Maggie Aderin-Pocock was in it and I her.
How did I miss this?"
Same way I did. Hooray for iPlayer! |
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