Men, pull your pants down and have a look between your legs, then back at the screen....and down between your legs again....and finally back at the screen. What did you see? A pristine, leather-effect carrying case for your testicles? Or a wrinkly mess that resembles a regurgitated pork scratching and shames your family name? I know we, on here, have developed a neurotic obsession with the appearance of our genitals, but Botox injections to beautify your bollocks? A step too far? |
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"Wouldn't a strategic clothes peg arrangement have the same aesthetic effect without the Botox? From the front view anyway, from behind it would look like a weird testicular mullet."
Dear lord! The mind boggles!!!  |
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"No never, even if you offered Ruby sitting on my face while doing it!
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No - needles and my lovespuds should never meet.
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You'll just feel a little prick... |
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"No never, even if you offered Ruby sitting on my face while doing it!
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No - needles and my lovespuds should never meet.
You'll just feel a little prick..."
 
Some of us aren't naturally blessed.
You and your body shaming  |
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"No never, even if you offered Ruby sitting on my face while doing it!
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No - needles and my lovespuds should never meet.
You'll just feel a little prick...
Some of us aren't naturally blessed.
You and your body shaming "
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"Ive often found that dipping my balls in ice water has a "lifting and tightening" effect"
Tried that once. My balls shot so far up my body in shock that I talk bollocks all the time now  |
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