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How quickly can this thread go off subject?
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"Seems Brexit will be great for the UK! "  for the off topic | |||
"Seems Brexit will be great for the UK! for the off topic"Fancy a fuck? | |||
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""New scientific studies shows getting shot in the face can be bad for your health"" Is spunk that deadly? | |||
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""New scientific studies shows getting shot in the face can be bad for your health" Is spunk that deadly? "No, but Haribo can be sexy  | |||
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"No way! Mean girls is my favourite film too "That's. So. Fetch. | |||
"What's your favourite type of cake?" Jaffa
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"No way! Mean girls is my favourite film too
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Fetch."Omg stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen! | |||
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"What's your favourite type of cake? Jaffa
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""New scientific studies shows getting shot in the face can be bad for your health" Is spunk that deadly?
No, but Haribo can be sexy "I have a friend who's the spitting image of the haribo kid. I call him haribo
(It's not really his name, I think it's funny though ) | |||
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"Only 361 days til Christmas "Wrong! Only 300 days, doesn't Christmas start in October these days? | |||
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"Only 361 days til Christmas
Wrong!
Only 300 days, doesn't Christmas start in October these days? "Well yeah that's true My local shop had Easter Eggs In stock as of Boxing Day | |||
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"This week, I have been mostly eating, bourbon biscuits " Anything chocolate related for me this week! I don't even know what day it is to be fair | |||
"No way! Mean girls is my favourite film too
That's.
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Fetch.
Omg stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of SECRETS. | |||
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"I don't eat cake." Heathen | |||
"Anyone fancy a fuck?" Yeah go on then. | |||
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"I don't eat cake." +1 | |||
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"Anyone fancy a fuck? Yeah go on then." Ooh, haven't seen you in a while | |||
"Turkey anyone? " Gobble Gobble? | |||
"I'm a bit worried about bees. " The letters or the flappy stingy things? | |||
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"I'm a bit worried about bees. The letters or the flappy stingy things?" I heard an album where the sounds were all triggered by bees recently. It was rather aurally pleasing. | |||
"I actually did have my mates mum dry humping me with her nipple in my mouth recently " You arse, I wanted to spill these beans and you know it. It was my awkward moment switcharoo!  | |||
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"Turkey anyone? " Do you want stuffing with that?  | |||
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"I feel sad, any tips for feeling better?" I've heard the tip of my tongue is pretty good at bringing joy | |||
"I feel sad, any tips for feeling better?" Cake is all you need | |||
"I actually did have my mates mum dry humping me with her nipple in my mouth recently You arse, I wanted to spill these beans and you know it. It was my awkward moment switcharoo! "Haha sorry. It wasn't even awkward to be fair, it was all part of my cunning plan to seduce my mates mum | |||
"I'm a bit worried about bees. The letters or the flappy stingy things?" I meant the stinging ones, but letter bee is a cause for concern sometimes it becomes dee. The word baby then can get very difficult for me. It's not funny. | |||
"I don't eat cake. +1" Although I did eat low carb trifle and tiramisu over Christmas. | |||
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"I'm hungry" Got some tarts.... | |||
"I feel sad, any tips for feeling better?" What's up? | |||
"I licked my best mates fanny for alcohol" Lots of alcohol here 
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"Do people meet from here?" only the pretty ones | |||
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"No one's neck is as incredibly THICK as Gaston's." Fucking love that song. | |||
"I must go shopping for some avocados " I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado  | |||
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"Has no one mentioned tits yet!?" Yep, you just did | |||
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"I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique " | |||
"Has no one mentioned tits yet!? Yep, you just did" Pffft. No one likes a smart arse... | |||
"I must go shopping for some avocados I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado "I'm dying | |||
"How many of you have had your massive Christmas poo?" It wasn't that large to be fair...Maybe a smidge bigger than my usual malteser | |||
"I must go shopping for some avocados I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado
I'm dying "It took me 15 minutes to get that joke | |||
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"I must go shopping for some avocados I'd drive you to the shop but I don't avocado
I'm dying
It took me 15 minutes to get that joke "But you eventually got it and that makes me happy | |||
"Has no one mentioned tits yet!? Yep, you just did Pffft. No one likes a smart arse... " Oh shame, now you tell me!! Have just shaved my lower bits, front and back to a nice smooth finish! | |||
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"Why's this bus not going anywhere!!? "There's a Gropecunt lane in Shrewsbury. | |||
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"Do people meet from here? only the pretty ones "Wondered where I was going wrong | |||
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"It's a bit frosty outside this morning " I would love to see the effect the cold has on your nipples lol..... | |||
