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over a year ago
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"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks  "
i nearly went blind one night fabbing them all.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks
i nearly went blind one night fabbing them all. "
... I bet you were in your element. You do love a good cock pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many cocks can one person see in one sitting, before their eyes start to bleed? That's a lot of cocks
i nearly went blind one night fabbing them all.
... I bet you were in your element. You do love a good cock pic "
yeah i do. i pace myself now and take it easy on there. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"maybe he went UNLOS?
Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time."
No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"maybe he went UNLOS?
Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time.
No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid."
Life is far, far too short for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe he went UNLOS?
Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time.
No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid."
What page? I managed to get to page 10.... Made sure I kept my mouth and legs closed throughout my search though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do you know its not him ?
I have been chatting to Jennifer Lopez for a few weeks now, I just need to send her some money for airline tickets so we can finally meet  "
You lucky bar steward  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe he went UNLOS?
Someone will have reported the pic. I like to trawl the hot pics with Tineye from time to time.
No, it's still there. No fabs yet so it will now involve much trawling through recent cock pics to find it I'm afraid.
Life is far, far too short for that."
I got 6 pages of cock deep before I gave up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a nice chat with Will Smith the other week; brave of a highly recognisable, international Hollywood star to put his face pic as his profile avatar. I kid you not. ?? Yes, it was reported. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would have loved to have bragged to my daughter that I met Jamie Dornan on...... A night out in Cardiff, where we happened to 'accidentally bump into each other'  |
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"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?
I wanna hear more about J-Lo....... "
She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,
I will let you know when she arrives |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?
I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......
She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,
I will let you know when she arrives "
... Bet you are excited!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?
I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......
She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,
I will let you know when she arrives
... Bet you are excited!! "
Until J-Lo arrives looking more akin to Ting Tong Macadangdang |
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"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?
I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......
She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,
I will let you know when she arrives
... Bet you are excited!!
Until J-Lo arrives looking more akin to Ting Tong Macadangdang "
Jealousy will get you nowhere 
You just wait in a few days I will be balls deep in Jenny from the block  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone sent him a message yet to find out what he is doing for New Years eve ?
I wanna hear more about J-Lo.......
She will only travel first class so just waiting for the money I have sent her to transfer into her account and then meeting her at Manchester airport,
I will let you know when she arrives
... Bet you are excited!!
Until J-Lo arrives looking more akin to Ting Tong Macadangdang "
Don't be jealous. He can't help it if Jen wants his cock... She probably found out christian was a fake, and needed consoling |
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"Would have loved to have bragged to my daughter that I met Jamie Dornan on...... A night out in Cardiff, where we happened to 'accidentally bump into each other' "
Would much rather bump into you in Cardiff |
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"fuck that! I steer clear of profiles with Christian or gray in the username  "
Wannabe dimwits with cheap toys who couldn't dom their way out of a wet paper bag. Amazes me how many of them beg me to dominate them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'
Thems her bollocks
Take that back!
It truly is her as I have seen her pictures which proves she is real"
Forgive me for doubting, I take it all back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type "
Off topic slightly but there is someone at the company I work for called Gandalf. He's in the US though so doubt he is on here |
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"'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'
Thems her bollocks
Take that back!
It truly is her as I have seen her pictures which proves she is real
Forgive me for doubting, I take it all back. "
You're forgiven,
Hey maybe after we set up a couples profile we could have a meet with youse ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got'
Thems her bollocks
Take that back!
It truly is her as I have seen her pictures which proves she is real
Forgive me for doubting, I take it all back.
You're forgiven,
Hey maybe after we set up a couples profile we could have a meet with youse ? "
Defo! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type
Preferred it when he went white to be honest  "
i was wondering if christian grey committed fabicide, would he come back as christian the white ? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type
Preferred it when he went white to be honest i was wondering if christian grey committed fabicide, would he come back as christian the white ? "
thats almost dreaming of a white christianmas..isnt it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type
Preferred it when he went white to be honest i was wondering if christian grey committed fabicide, would he come back as christian the white ? "
Christian the white Knight... He'd fit well in the forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type
I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him awesome does the tip of your staff glow?
Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?
Names are insufficient for my staff "
Sounds like you need a doctor, not a foof, to be fair.... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type
I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him awesome does the tip of your staff glow?
Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?
Names are insufficient for my staff "
Even Glamdring? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type
I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him awesome does the tip of your staff glow?
Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?
Names are insufficient for my staff
Even Glamdring?"
I'm sorry but it looks like a case of Glamdring. Take these twice a day and come back if it gets any worse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyone seen gandalf the grey yet?, hes more my type
I've got an old silver wig and a hessian sack, I could almost be a double for him awesome does the tip of your staff glow?
Only if it's mistreated or overused not called rudolf then?
Names are insufficient for my staff
Even Glamdring?
I'm sorry but it looks like a case of Glamdring. Take these twice a day and come back if it gets any worse "
Finally, a diagnosis and a solution |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them. might have to host a kink social x"
why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them. might have to host a kink social x
why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests "
thinking more about dispelling the wannabes with some decent demos and instruction as well as a chance for some people to experience some stuff, in a non sexual, safe way..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them. might have to host a kink social x
why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests thinking more about dispelling the wannabes with some decent demos and instruction as well as a chance for some people to experience some stuff, in a non sexual, safe way..
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I love that idea x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In February when the new film is out, there will be loads of them. might have to host a kink social x
why not host a 'Christian Grey wannabe' social? I'm sure you would be inundated with requests "
That is an awesome idea |
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