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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know when you're at the feet end of a naked man (on his back), and you want to be at the head end, what's your way of travelling up his body?
Do you prowl,like a cat?
Totter on your knees?
Pull yourself along, with your body sliding over his?
Or something else? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prowl, while kissing and sucking my way up with lots of eye contact. Usually."
I like this way, but my knees and back don't always. I think it's the most erotic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being tall i kneel up, shuffle and then slump down.
It's not sexy. I usually distract them with testicle fondling."
This is how I tend to do it too. Dodgy knees and a weak back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being tall i kneel up, shuffle and then slump down.
It's not sexy. I usually distract them with testicle fondling.
This is how I tend to do it too. Dodgy knees and a weak back "
 i've never had any complaints (yet!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Riverdance. Only way up.
What about the clumpy shoes??
You wear shoes while having sex?! 
Yeah 
He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is  "
You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Riverdance. Only way up.
What about the clumpy shoes??
You wear shoes while having sex?!
Yeah
He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is
You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress "
We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Riverdance. Only way up.
What about the clumpy shoes??
You wear shoes while having sex?!
Yeah
He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is
You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress
We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both "
Sorted. You'll be fine then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if I'm nearer the feet end, I usually slide off the end of the bed and parade my naked self around to the head end.. climb back onto the bed and him, and straddle his head with my thighs  |
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"Riverdance. Only way up.
What about the clumpy shoes??
You wear shoes while having sex?!
Yeah
He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is
You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress
We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both "
With your dodgy back and knees!
I know your type... a lapdance is more like chairoebics |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I would attempt a prowl. But would invariably do something klutzy in the process and have to style it out or just go 'ow, me poor old knees'. So the only thing for it is sliding off the end of the bed and walking round to the head end. Much less chance of damaging him then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Riverdance. Only way up.
What about the clumpy shoes??
You wear shoes while having sex?!
Yeah
He obviously doesn't know what Riverdance is
You don't need shoes to riverdance up the bed, it won't make a difference if you try tap dancing on a matress
We went from Riverdance to lapdance. I can do both
With your dodgy back and knees!
I know your type... a lapdance is more like chairoebics "
It has to be a chair with arm rests, so I can lever myself up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would attempt a prowl. But would invariably do something klutzy in the process and have to style it out or just go 'ow, me poor old knees'. So the only thing for it is sliding off the end of the bed and walking round to the head end. Much less chance of damaging him then."
Those high beds are a bugger though. I've struggled to get back on a few. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I would attempt a prowl. But would invariably do something klutzy in the process and have to style it out or just go 'ow, me poor old knees'. So the only thing for it is sliding off the end of the bed and walking round to the head end. Much less chance of damaging him then.
Those high beds are a bugger though. I've struggled to get back on a few. "
"Oi, numbnuts, give us a hoik so I can climb on your face" might work in that situation? |
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