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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers."
Exactly this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you keep a spare shower curtain in the wardrobe to protect your mattress.
When you have a separate travelling case for your "equipment/toys".
When there is always a supply of condoms in your wash bag.
When you have a separate "fab phone".
.....I could go on! |
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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers."
Yes to these.
When someone says fab and you chuckle..
People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers.
Yes to these.
When someone says fab and you chuckle..
People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'
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Im like that when people mention raspberries  |
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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers.
Yes to these.
When someone says fab and you chuckle..
People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'
Im like that when people mention raspberries "
Songs remind you of people and you find yourself laughing.
I work out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers.
Yes to these.
When someone says fab and you chuckle..
People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'
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Yes! Whenever anyone says fab to me, I always wonder if they know.
When someone catches your eye, smiles at you and you wonder if they know you from fab.
When you're self conscious about going out of the house looking like crap incase your seen by fab folk.
When everyone song you here can be related to having sex with others ha ha.
I mostly noticed though when I was having sex and looked over to see my husband kissing another woman whilst having sex with her. Yup, that was a pretty defining moment.
Eve. X |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers.
Yes to these.
When someone says fab and you chuckle..
People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'
Im like that when people mention raspberries
Songs remind you of people and you find yourself laughing.
I work out "
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle yeah |
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"..You refer to the game pie face as cream pie to work colleagues
..you rate passers by out of ten for their fuckableness.
..you wonder if passers by are swingers.
Yes to these.
When someone says fab and you chuckle..
People call you Honey innocently and you wonder if they 'know'
Im like that when people mention raspberries
Songs remind you of people and you find yourself laughing.
I work out
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle yeah "
There he is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your talking to a vanilla friend about them going on a date and you ask "what time is your meet"
When you give directions to some one and say its on the right hand side as you come off the motorway and head to the town center, just before you get to xtasia
You chuckle when you go past a house with pampas grass in the front garden
You sit bolt upright when you hear the name of a forumite mentioned on telly
Your phone no longer tries to auto carrot to "duck"
You see a hold all and think "that would make a good gig bag"
Said gig bag is packed and ready to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you keep a spare shower curtain in the wardrobe to protect your mattress.
When you have a separate travelling case for your "equipment/toys".
When there is always a supply of condoms in your wash bag.
When you have a separate "fab phone".
.....I could go on!"
Spare shower curtain, you be meeting a few squirters  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
when going for a foray into 'vanilla land, feels like walking into a world of sexually repressed zombies, managed by superficial banter about weather, kids, soap operas and sport,and structured around alcohol and meal times.. |
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new neighbours moved in next door 3 girls 2 guys (all twenties)
woke up sometime in the early hours to screaming. smirked to myself like nice party and fell back asleep.
been told by other neighbours "they took forever to leave just loads of young girls being d*unk and screaming"
tbf was watching alot of swinger porn yesterday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not being an actual swinger, I can manage to go about my daily life without sex and Fab on my mind.
Ok, maybe I think about sex a lot.
And the word fab conjures up memories of some of the sex I've had from here.
But, I can control my filthy mind.
Sometimes.
Fuck, I'm not turning into a swinger am I??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when going for a foray into 'vanilla land, feels like walking into a world of sexually repressed zombies, managed by superficial banter about weather, kids, soap operas and sport,and structured around alcohol and meal times.. "
Non-swingers are sexually repressed zombies?
Is this the zombie apocalypse everyone is talking about?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you walk down the street and see a stranger and start thinking... where have I seen them before, a club, a profile pic or a webcam and think hmm wonder if I pinched her bum would she slap me, call the police or invite me back to hers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're a young student swinger you spend birthday money on toys for those nights you can't find anyone you want to meet with but still need to be filled |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"when going for a foray into 'vanilla land, feels like walking into a world of sexually repressed zombies, managed by superficial banter about weather, kids, soap operas and sport,and structured around alcohol and meal times..
Non-swingers are sexually repressed zombies?
Is this the zombie apocalypse everyone is talking about?? "
it is where i live ..imo of course.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you keep a spare shower curtain in the wardrobe to protect your mattress.
When you have a separate travelling case for your "equipment/toys".
When there is always a supply of condoms in your wash bag.
When you have a separate "fab phone".
.....I could go on!
Spare shower curtain, you be meeting a few squirters "
I've met and know well, quite a few! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know you're a member of fab when you tell your friend you just fabbed their latest Facebook profile picture
Go and get some fresh air"
Its very much needed |
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"You know you're a member of fab when you tell your friend you just fabbed their latest Facebook profile picture
Go and get some fresh air
Its very much needed "
Hahaha be a bit of a shock if they winked after thay comment.... |
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or another thing i get public transport to most clubs, i always end up making eye contact with someone on the train or tube and think, yep they are deffo going to the club, they usually are. they usually remark they thought the same about me. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Ummmm that you notice the boobs of a waitress and think how would she be if she was on top of me 
Also on the way home last night and this girl was getting finger fun on the side of the street and i though can I stand here and watch and wank
Perv I am  |
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