As we were leaving the swingers camping weekend in Norfolk yesterday, one of the farmers who owned the site came over to offer us some (naughty)books which had been left by previous campers and included a book called Very Rude Limericks. Obviously only one person could take the book (ME!) so I said I would post a limerick a day so everyone could have a laugh (or shudder depending on the topic - be warned...some of them are gross!)
So here it is...the first of Cheeky Chezza's daily limericks.
I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda.
I was rude, but my God! she was ruder.
She said it was crude
To be wooed in the nude.
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.
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There once was a women named White,
found herself in a terrible plight,
a mucker named Tucker
he struck her...the fucker,
the bugger the bastard the shite!
(I don't normally swear). |
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over a year ago
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Theres much fun to be had with limericks,
Perhaps the women on here appreciate fanny licks,
I know its rude to say fanny to some,
But it's even ruder to accidentally fuck someones bum! |
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A bloke who lived in a small hut
Kept all to himself, the door shut
What went on inside
Was a glorious ride
As he turned into fantasy slut
His tastes were so misunderstood
And said to be caused by his wood
But breaking the bank
Just for a quick wank
Is something not terribly good
He entered the world of the gurl
And found it's a wonderful world
With fabulous shoes
So many to choose
With necklaces of whitest pearl
The gurl was the best of the guy
So peaceful and prone to a cry
At Glee with a song
How could this be wrong?
Perhaps you should give it a try |
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"There once was a man from Pompei,
who fashioned a snatch out of clay,
the heat from his prick,
turned the clay into brick,
and tore all his foreskin away.
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Oh i thought that one ended with and tore off his dick???
Must be a regional variation hehe |
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