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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments. |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments. "
Press your face against the window! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments.
Press your face against the window! Lol"
I actually laughed out loud at this, a lot!
Do it, do it!! 
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments.
Press your face against the window! Lol
I actually laughed out loud at this, a lot!
Do it, do it!!
Haha if she wasn't too floor I'd consider it lol
Eve. X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you tried asking in the 'stories and fantasies' forum?
Or alternatively letting them know that you can see into the lounge. They'd proberbly be mortified if they knew. |
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"Or alternatively letting them know that you can see into the lounge. They'd proberbly be mortified if they knew."
Just let her know how much you enjoy it. And see how it goes. If the curtains close maybe she is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried asking in the 'stories and fantasies' forum?
Or alternatively letting them know that you can see into the lounge. They'd proberbly be mortified if they knew."
How do I let them know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried asking in the 'stories and fantasies' forum?
Or alternatively letting them know that you can see into the lounge. They'd proberbly be mortified if they knew.
How do I let them know "
"Hello, just thought I'd let you know that you can see right into your living room from the road when you leave your curtains open. I noticed the other day that you were being intimate, and I wouldn't want you to get arrested for indecent exposure so I wanted to give you a heads up. Bye!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried asking in the 'stories and fantasies' forum?
Or alternatively letting them know that you can see into the lounge. They'd proberbly be mortified if they knew.
How do I let them know
"Hello, just thought I'd let you know that you can see right into your living room from the road when you leave your curtains open. I noticed the other day that you were being intimate, and I wouldn't want you to get arrested for indecent exposure so I wanted to give you a heads up. Bye!""
Very well put... But it doesn't include anything to say "I want to get involved" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If, as you seem to think, they are doing it for you...then they know you are watching.
Acknowledge this by waving frantically and cheering them on. Maybe get Pom poms and do it properly in a cheerleader style! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried asking in the 'stories and fantasies' forum?
Or alternatively letting them know that you can see into the lounge. They'd proberbly be mortified if they knew.
How do I let them know
"Hello, just thought I'd let you know that you can see right into your living room from the road when you leave your curtains open. I noticed the other day that you were being intimate, and I wouldn't want you to get arrested for indecent exposure so I wanted to give you a heads up. Bye!"
Very well put... But it doesn't include anything to say "I want to get involved" lol"
I'm going to hedge my bets and suggest that your fantasy woman doesn't want you to be involved.
But it's your fantasy, so you make her do whatever you want in your head. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just go over and knock on the door whilst she is having sex...
and when she answers.... What do I say lol
Turn around, touch the ground bagsy I'm next?!"
Sorry, what's a ground bagsy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just go over and knock on the door whilst she is having sex...
and when she answers.... What do I say lol
Turn around, touch the ground bagsy I'm next?!"
Yes! The universal way of securing whatever you want.
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick your dick through the letterbox 
Authentic gloryhole experience
Let's hope they don't have a dog, or a cat.
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 This is hilarious. Post a note through the post box with a score out of 10 |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments.
Press your face against the window! Lol
I actually laughed out loud at this, a lot!
Do it, do it!!
Eve. X"
I dare ya....
I double dare ya!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just know on the door & tell her fella 'he's doing it all wrong' point out he's got no rhythm & poor thrust technic! & being the good neighbour you are, will demonstrate with her how it shld be done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get four suction cups for your hands and feet, strip off, paint yourself with black and orange stripes and stick yourself to their window. If they object your excuse is that you are a Garfield impersonator. No harm done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get four suction cups for your hands and feet, strip off, paint yourself with black and orange stripes and stick yourself to their window. If they object your excuse is that you are a Garfield impersonator. No harm done."
Remaining stuck to the window could be problematic with a boner. |
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"Get four suction cups for your hands and feet, strip off, paint yourself with black and orange stripes and stick yourself to their window. If they object your excuse is that you are a Garfield impersonator. No harm done.
Remaining stuck to the window could be problematic with a boner."
Just place it upright against your body |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still begs the question, what does this have to do with adultworks?
He might assume she's easy because she's on there."
Not going to lie I did assume that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, are you saying anyone who has sex with the blinds open is on adultworks?"
I still wander with the OP headline was about AS where it ties into this thread. OP? Care to fill us in how this relates to Aw? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put your spider man outfit on and get up that drain pipe. If she screams in terror or the police come, you can at least sling a web and swing off evading capture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe her punters want the blinds open? maybe she's trying to generate more business?
Like some sort of preview except it's the whole scene make sense "
it's possible she's charging other neighbours to watch as well. |
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"maybe her punters want the blinds open? maybe she's trying to generate more business?
Like some sort of preview except it's the whole scene make sense
it's possible she's charging other neighbours to watch as well."
Well he is a lucky fella as he hasn't been asked to pay for membership |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe her punters want the blinds open? maybe she's trying to generate more business?
Like some sort of preview except it's the whole scene make sense
it's possible she's charging other neighbours to watch as well.
Well he is a lucky fella as he hasn't been asked to pay for membership "
it's only a matter of time before she draws the blinds 5 mins in and on them is written 'pay to see more'. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe her punters want the blinds open? maybe she's trying to generate more business?
Like some sort of preview except it's the whole scene make sense
it's possible she's charging other neighbours to watch as well."
Never thought of that |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Is there a subtle way of telling someone you've seen them having sex and wanna join them?!
I'm thinking not......"
Don't think so as he's not a next door neighbour, ours sent us a text saying "You kept me awake till 2am fucking, I had to get up & have a wank while listening".
Not sure he was trying to shame us to be quiet but we sent back.
"Don't work too hard today then as we'll be doing the same again tonight, so fill ya boots".
S
I'm not sure where the adult work link is either, maybe just get her number & send messages while they are bonking like..
"Can yo just move left a bit, the plant pot is obscuring your tush"..
S
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"Have you tried asking in the 'stories and fantasies' forum?
Or alternatively letting them know that you can see into the lounge. They'd proberbly be mortified if they knew.
How do I let them know
"Hello, just thought I'd let you know that you can see right into your living room from the road when you leave your curtains open. I noticed the other day that you were being intimate, and I wouldn't want you to get arrested for indecent exposure so I wanted to give you a heads up. Bye!"
Very well put... But it doesn't include anything to say "I want to get involved" lol
I'm going to hedge my bets and suggest that your fantasy woman doesn't want you to be involved.
But it's your fantasy, so you make her do whatever you want in your head."
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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anonymous letter through the door, stating they might want to close the curtains when having sex, however if their intention was to be seen and want someone to join in, if they were interested, to place a candle in the window, next time and you'll make yourself known..should sort it out, without them knowing you are a perve. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anonymous letter through the door, stating they might want to close the curtains when having sex, however if their intention was to be seen and want someone to join in, if they were interested, to place a candle in the window, next time and you'll make yourself known..should sort it out, without them knowing you are a perve. "
Best idea yet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anonymous letter through the door, stating they might want to close the curtains when having sex, however if their intention was to be seen and want someone to join in, if they were interested, to place a candle in the window, next time and you'll make yourself known..should sort it out, without them knowing you are a perve.
Best idea yet im very creative  "
I can tell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments. "
Why do you feel that need to be subtle with somebody who deliberately leave the blinds open while fucking so everybody can see them? Don't sound like easily offended people to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments. "
Plus how does that post tie in with the thread title?  |
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"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments.
Plus how does that post tie in with the thread title? "
That's one of life's great mysteries! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok, so basically the female that lives across the road (with just her partner) has been having sex recently with the blinds open for what I believe people to see (mainly me).
I'm trying to find a way of getting involved with them both without being too straight forward and intruding.
What's the best way to ask? Being as subtle as possible?
Thanks in advance for any (helpful) comments.
Why do you feel that need to be subtle with somebody who deliberately leave the blinds open while fucking so everybody can see them? Don't sound like easily offended people to me "
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"Can the op take the time to tell us what this has to do with a site for prostitutes to offer there services???"
Wasn't that covered by:
"Still begs the question, what does this have to do with adultworks?
He might assume she's easy because she's on there.
Not going to lie I did assume that. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She saw me at the window. I carried on. She watched for about 30 seconds. Waved then lifted her top up lol. "
Just remember anyone else who sees you from the street or thier home can report you and you will end up on the sex offenders register (yes it has happened before to people)
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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago
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"Stop being a peeping tom. It's illegal.
Jesus  "
I'm no peeping tom but fuck me I'd love my neighbour to leave the blinds open to exhibit themselves fucking.
Noooooooo wtf am I on about my neighbour is my nan. # just vomited |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This belongs in the 'stories and fantasies' forum. Biggest load of twaddle I've read on here and I notice the OP still hasn't explained the adult works reference? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She saw me at the window. I carried on. She watched for about 30 seconds. Waved then lifted her top up lol.
She sounds like a right saucepot."
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I was thinking crackpot... But yeah saucepot works as well! |
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