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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just boiled some potato's in the microwave went to take them out and id put no potato's in the water.

Then ive just got my head stuck down the side of the tumble dryer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bank holiday going well then...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I just boiled some potato's in the microwave went to take them out and id put no potato's in the water.

Then ive just got my head stuck down the side of the tumble dryer

Its not your night tonight is it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

ouch, probably better to stop all activities for tonight

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

"I just boiled some potato's in the microwave went to take them out and id put no potato's in the water.

Then ive just got my head stuck down the side of the tumble dryer

umm good excuse to call some hunky men in uniform to set you free.....

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By *hi-John69Man over a year ago

chichester

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

eejit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"eejit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

time to stop drinking.

or start. as the case maybe

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

bloody long while waiting for smpathy of you lot, Jay was just as bad, i told him i got my head stuck and all he could say was bet that looked good from behind

Im not going to speak to any of you now

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

"bloody long while waiting for smpathy of you lot, Jay was just as bad, i told him i got my head stuck and all he could say was bet that looked good from behind

Im not going to speak to any of you now"

shhhh can you hear that???? silence.....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Im still laughing at the image of you with your head stuck,what were you looking for? the potatos?

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

you didn't put the potatoes in the tumble dryer as well did you? lol ;o)

Wolf

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Im still laughing at the image of you with your head stuck,what were you looking for? the potatos?

No i was getting a carry bag thats where i keep them but they where right at the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What confuses me is that you're not blond!

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By *hi-John69Man over a year ago

chichester

would you like me to come and rub it better for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WALL EEEEEE!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"would you like me to come and rub it better for you

no im sulking lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

us girlies can think of all kinds of excuses to get the fire brigade to come help us out ...... i locked my baby grandaughter in my car and had 4 of oxfordshires finest come to my rescue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we all have moments of maddness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"us girlies can think of all kinds of excuses to get the fire brigade to come help us out ...... i locked my baby grandaughter in my car and had 4 of oxfordshires finest come to my rescue."

that should have read i ACCIDENTLY locked my baby grandaughter in my car .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well i been carrot skating

in the kitchen...straight acros the floor and nearly did the splits.

Twas a baby carrot i must have dropped when dishing dinner up...

Made me eyes water i can tell ya

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

"us girlies can think of all kinds of excuses to get the fire brigade to come help us out ...... i locked my baby grandaughter in my car and had 4 of oxfordshires finest come to my rescue.

that should have read i ACCIDENTLY locked my baby grandaughter in my car .......

we believe you

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