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"No good at flirting 
Me neither I'm totally crap and likely wouldn't recognise if a guys flirting with me either or if he's that obvious I'd assume it's a 'bag the fat bird' bet "
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"I have no idea how to flirt and I'm not sure I recognise it when someone flirts with me. "
There's always this one...
"Here luv, I bet you 50p I can feel you up without taking my hands out me pockets"
*removes hands from pockets, gropes you shamelessly*
"Wow, looks like you win afterall, here's your fifty pence" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi  "
Fucking flirt |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt "
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?"
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit |
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I flirted with excessive amounts of champagne over the last two days...the only thing that came of that is an almighty hangover....so back to flirting with hotties it is
Hi there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit "
Because you're a tartlet. |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit "
I'm disgusting. Punish me?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?"
Love to flirt with you......
Much rather eat your cunt though |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet."
Takes one to know one  |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Love to flirt with you......
Much rather eat your cunt though "
Oh my (I actually blushed)
Ok...you can |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I flirted with excessive amounts of champagne over the last two days...the only thing that came of that is an almighty hangover....so back to flirting with hotties it is
Hi there "
Oh hello *in a totally innocent and not flirtatious way* (honest) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
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You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)  |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same) "
Are you trying to say I taste sweet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I flirted with excessive amounts of champagne over the last two days...the only thing that came of that is an almighty hangover....so back to flirting with hotties it is
Hi there
Oh hello *in a totally innocent and not flirtatious way* (honest) "
Oh hi...nice shirt...it would look better on my bedroom floor...nowt innocent about my thoughts I can assure you! |
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"I flirted with excessive amounts of champagne over the last two days...the only thing that came of that is an almighty hangover....so back to flirting with hotties it is
Hi there
Oh hello *in a totally innocent and not flirtatious way* (honest)
Oh hi...nice shirt...it would look better on my bedroom floor...nowt innocent about my thoughts I can assure you! "
Where is the red one? That looks good on the floor |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same) "
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Are you trying to say I taste sweet? "
As only Honey can |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I flirted with excessive amounts of champagne over the last two days...the only thing that came of that is an almighty hangover....so back to flirting with hotties it is
Hi there
Oh hello *in a totally innocent and not flirtatious way* (honest)
Oh hi...nice shirt...it would look better on my bedroom floor...nowt innocent about my thoughts I can assure you! "
Oh that shirt? I do need a hand out of it please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair* "
Seriously! Are you sponsored by Salon Selectives?! I mean, I know you are worth it, but... Oh who am I kidding? I'm just as much a sucker for that hair flip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair*
Seriously! Are you sponsored by Salon Selectives?! I mean, I know you are worth it, but... Oh who am I kidding? I'm just as much a sucker for that hair flip "
I think it works better on you than it does on the women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair*
Seriously! Are you sponsored by Salon Selectives?! I mean, I know you are worth it, but... Oh who am I kidding? I'm just as much a sucker for that hair flip
I think it works better on you than it does on the women. "
Nah, that's just hair envy on their part |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair*
Seriously! Are you sponsored by Salon Selectives?! I mean, I know you are worth it, but... Oh who am I kidding? I'm just as much a sucker for that hair flip
I think it works better on you than it does on the women.
Nah, that's just hair envy on their part "
I like my hair, it's swishes all it's own when I walk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair* "
Did someone mention hair flip?!
I find twirling hair whilst making eye contact,lightly brushing an arm with my hand works well too...
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair*
Did someone mention hair flip?!
I find twirling hair whilst making eye contact,lightly brushing an arm with my hand works well too...
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Your hair would make me drop to the knees, I'm like the number 1 fan |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair*
Did someone mention hair flip?!
I find twirling hair whilst making eye contact,lightly brushing an arm with my hand works well too...
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That never really works for me.  |
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"Flirting? I thought we had established the other day that this doesn't happen on here!
The assumption was that there are those who flirt and don't fuck.
I do both...hi
Fucking flirt
Yes I am. Fancy a flirt and fuck?
Disgraceful behaviour!
I may do that a lil bit
Because you're a tartlet.
Takes one to know one
You're both flirty Tartlets of the highest order! (Angelic and Sweet perhaps, but Tartlets all the same)
Hey, I am not flirty. *flips hair*
Did someone mention hair flip?!
I find twirling hair whilst making eye contact,lightly brushing an arm with my hand works well too...
Your hair would make me drop to the knees, I'm like the number 1 fan "
Awww thank you  |
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