I'm santa claus

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Haven't had a shave for a few days... My beard is very white..

Any ladies wanting to sit on my lap and whisper what they'd like

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're past your use by date, mate

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"You're past your use by date, mate

Get in early for 2017 ladies..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor bloke... only cums once a year

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Poor bloke... only cums once a year

Still better than most single guys on here..

By *ongtalljonMan over a year ago

North Wales

only 364 days to go....