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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So today I have been:
Architect
Builder
Technician
Designer
Electrician
Artist
IT expert
Mechanic
Scientist
Perfume designer
Sith Lord
Chef
It's all going on my CV! 
What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today? |
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"So today I have been:
Architect
Builder
Technician
Designer
Electrician
Artist
IT expert
Mechanic
Scientist
Perfume designer
Sith Lord
Chef
It's all going on my CV!
What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today? "
*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*
Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So today I have been:
Architect
Builder
Technician
Designer
Electrician
Artist
IT expert
Mechanic
Scientist
Perfume designer
Sith Lord
Chef
It's all going on my CV!
What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today?
*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*
Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think?"
My answer, mr bastard who rips interviewees apart would be:
"Then you clearly don't have kids"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I have been:
The entire German nation during the 2nd world war (at one point I was interrogated by a man with more food in his beard than on his plate)
The "bastard with the rum"
At various points; Julian (Frank son), William (Stans brother) and Marjorie (Fitz's ex-wife)
But mostly I have been Kofi Annan |
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"So today I have been:
Architect
Builder
Technician
Designer
Electrician
Artist
IT expert
Mechanic
Scientist
Perfume designer
Sith Lord
Chef
It's all going on my CV!
What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today?
*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*
Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think?
My answer, mr bastard who rips interviewees apart would be:
"Then you clearly don't have kids" "
I do, as a matter of fact.
*stares across the table*
That's not a very convincing excuse, to blame your own horniess and the poor, innocent children you brought into this world now is it?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So today I have been:
Architect
Builder
Technician
Designer
Electrician
Artist
IT expert
Mechanic
Scientist
Perfume designer
Sith Lord
Chef
It's all going on my CV!
What suprising talents have you had to demonstrate today?
*as that bastard from The Apprentice who rips you apart at the interview*
Your CV Mr... er... Chris, lacks focus and smacks of the dilettante, don't you think?
My answer, mr bastard who rips interviewees apart would be:
"Then you clearly don't have kids"
I do, as a matter of fact.
*stares across the table*
That's not a very convincing excuse, to blame your own horniess and the poor, innocent children you brought into this world now is it?
"
It's the best excuse! Now when do I start getting my 6 figure salary?  |
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