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over a year ago
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Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...
The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!
I should have kids... it's easier!
Flustered of Devon. |
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In my experience getting a mixed group of armed forces folk together usually results in arguments and one-upmanship over which service is best so at least they're not taking it out on each other. Trade your lot for the lego minion building job we've got! |
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"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...
The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!
I should have kids... it's easier!
Flustered of Devon."
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"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...
The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!
I should have kids... it's easier!
Flustered of Devon."
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia 
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies  "
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears |
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears"
I'll come over with a green one and a spud gun.
Is it like dads army at yours? |
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears"
I have to go be 'social' again  |
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears
I have to go be 'social' again "
Meh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears
I'll come over with a green one and a spud gun.
Is it like dads army at yours? "
Pretty much... right back to it... |
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears
I have to go be 'social' again
Meh"
Cunts. |
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears
I have to go be 'social' again
Meh
Cunts."
But they have presents.. |
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"It's okay... things have improved they are discussing the best way to invade Russia
That's where dictators always go wrong: never try to invade Russia and China chews up land armies
Joe get to Devon... and bring a pale blue beret... its going to end in tears
I have to go be 'social' again
Meh
Cunts."
Everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...
The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!
I should have kids... it's easier!
Flustered of Devon."
Iv been with my grandkids today and trust me you got off lightly |
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"Never invite elderly representatives from each armed force to a Christmas meal...
The Army guy has hunkered down behind the sofa after laying twiglet traps down, the former pilot is sat on the stairs throwing brussels at passers by... and the navy guy has disappeared with the rum!! It's like herding cats!
I should have kids... it's easier!
Flustered of Devon.
Iv been with my grandkids today and trust me you got off lightly"
I'm still with mine.
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Right I have lost one of them and the gent from the navy is trying to row the wheelbarrow down the pub.....
I am going to be in the local paper I just know it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right I have lost one of them and the gent from the navy is trying to row the wheelbarrow down the pub.....
I am going to be in the local paper I just know it..."
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