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By *usie p OP TV/TS over a year ago

taunton

Need some jokes for tomorrow simple and corny best please.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

--to see his flatmate.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

How many children does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? Only one but you have to slice them very thinly.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Why does Santa have a crap sex life?

He only comes once a year and always down the chimney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's pink and fluffy ........ ........ Pink fluff (Kat) xx

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

Remember, dogs aren't just for Christmas, you can also have them cold on boxing day too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does Santa have a crap sex life?

He only comes once a year and always down the chimney"

Yeah, but he takes all night to empty his sack!

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Horny fabber sits on Santa's lap and says "what I want is for some hair on my pussy"

Santa replies "will a big white beard do?"

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

What do you call a Serbian prostitute?

Sloberdownmecockyoubitch

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By *lassy pairCouple over a year ago

Greenwich London

My Mrs is pissed off with me again

Last night while she was fast asleep, I gently removed her tampax and replaced it with party popper having the string hanging out.

I am telling you

That woman have got no fucking sense of hummer at all

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I went into a cafe and ordered a cup of tea, the lady behind the counter threw a tea bag at me...I said "what's that for ?"

she said " it's hurl grey.. "

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By *corpio67Man over a year ago

hillingdon

Two nuns walk round the corner

A guy flashes at them

One has a heart attack

The other has a stroke!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why cant cars play football ?

Because they only got one boot lol

Cheesy and shit enough for you lol x

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

"I went into a cafe and ordered a cup of tea, the lady behind the counter threw a tea bag at me...I said "what's that for ?"

she said " it's hurl grey.. ""

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance

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