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What would you get the above poster for Christmas?
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"What would you get them for Christmas. Starting with me "Lipstick  | |||
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"My cock "Sorry Steve, meant the one above but hey, if yr free? | |||
"Someone else's cock "Mine gets used quite frequently. Loyalty cards available. | |||
"My cock
Sorry Steve, meant the one above but hey, if yr free?
"Pm me the goods and I'll make a decision  | |||
"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
"A hat being as DJ is so fond of them | |||
"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
A hat being as DJ is so fond of them "A song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug | |||
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"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. " Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire "iworkout in his birthday suit | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire
iworkout in his birthday suit "A new bauble | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire
iworkout in his birthday suit "On a lead and you have a deal  | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire "I would get Joe 2nd album of Nickelback | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire
I would get Joe 2nd album of Nickelback "Some pink socks | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire
I would get Joe 2nd album of Nickelback "Just... WHY??!! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire
I would get Joe 2nd album of Nickelback
Just... WHY??!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ"The security guard outfit to go with the song he previously left me!!  | |||
"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
A hat being as DJ is so fond of them "I thought of DJ on a recent trip to London, when I came across a hat shop. They have every hat imaginable. | |||
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"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
A hat being as DJ is so fond of them
I thought of DJ on a recent trip to London, when I came across a hat shop. They have every hat imaginable."Where is this shop? | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire
I would get Joe 2nd album of Nickelback
Just... WHY??!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ
The security guard outfit to go with the song he previously left me!!"Flip flops to go with his jean shorts | |||
"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
A hat being as DJ is so fond of them
I thought of DJ on a recent trip to London, when I came across a hat shop. They have every hat imaginable.
Where is this shop?"Derrrr London!! | |||
"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
A hat being as DJ is so fond of them
I thought of DJ on a recent trip to London, when I came across a hat shop. They have every hat imaginable.
Where is this shop?
Derrrr London!!"An AtoZ of London, a marker pen and clip round the ear | |||
"I would get Joe a new pair of sun glasses. They would be from Primark but I'd write 'Tom Ford' on the side. Cheeky bugger. You can have a new cock cage made of barbed wire
I would get Joe 2nd album of Nickelback
Just... WHY??!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ
The security guard outfit to go with the song he previously left me!!
Flip flops to go with his jean shorts "Some cosy socks to keep those feet warm at this time of year | |||
"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
A hat being as DJ is so fond of them
I thought of DJ on a recent trip to London, when I came across a hat shop. They have every hat imaginable.
Where is this shop?
Derrrr London!!
An AtoZ of London, a marker pen and clip round the ear"Ooohhh colouring in!! My favourite | |||
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"Some new blinds" A new wardrobe to hang her extensive lingerie collection. | |||
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"Some new blinds A new wardrobe to hang her extensive lingerie collection." Nothing | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/12/16 17:55:02]" Great  | |||
"[Removed by poster at 24/12/16 17:55:02] Great "It was nicely wrapped too, I bet? Snatched away. | |||
"Someone else's cock
Mine gets used quite frequently.
Loyalty cards available.
A hat being as DJ is so fond of them
I thought of DJ on a recent trip to London, when I came across a hat shop. They have every hat imaginable.
Where is this shop?"On Oxford street I think. Quite near the Cashmere shop if my memory serves me right. We did a lot of walking that night, so it may have been Regent street | |||
"Some new blinds A new wardrobe to hang her extensive lingerie collection. Nothing "  | |||
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"You have to write me a thank you message for your socks "A tub of cream  | |||
"Pair of slippers " Some sun tan lotion | |||
"Some new blinds A new wardrobe to hang her extensive lingerie collection. Nothing "duno no pics no veri been on over a year, maybe get her a meet x | |||
"Pair of slippers Some sun tan lotion " Always comes in handy | |||
"Pair of slippers Some sun tan lotion Always comes in handy "I thought that when I fabbed your pic  | |||
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"Some bad socks for bad nana " I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash "fuck off!!!!! | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash fuck off!!!!! "I'll 'av me socks back! | |||
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"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either "Wait! There was slippers??
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"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash fuck off!!!!! I'll 'av me socks back! "Oi! Fuck off you, I want me socks! | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash "I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more | |||
"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either
Wait! There was slippers??
"A big learning stick | |||
"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either
Wait! There was slippers??
A big learning stick "Boobs! | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash fuck off!!!!! "If it makes you feel better, I gave most of it away and bought a fridge freezer, because mine broke. | |||
"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either
Wait! There was slippers??
A big learning stick "Wine made me do it | |||
"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either
Wait! There was slippers??
A big learning stick
Wine made me do it "It's ok this rabble need to be kept in line | |||
"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either
Wait! There was slippers??
A big learning stick
Boobs! "And yes please  | |||
"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either
Wait! There was slippers??
A big learning stick
Boobs!
And yes please "A big pair of baubles! | |||
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"A coat " For thx | |||
"oh,,i don't give I take "A 10" strap on. Bend over sweetie | |||
"That's us told and im not getting her slippers now either
Wait! There was slippers??
A big learning stick
Wine made me do it
It's ok this rabble need to be kept in line"Terrible aren't they | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more "Thank you, are they Christmas themed? | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?"Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right "eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!! | |||
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"A pair of Louboutin's "awe shucks fank you,,i,ll send ya a signed piccie of me wearin em,xxx
cos I'm very thoughtful. | |||
"A pair of Louboutin's "Suntan lotion and a private yacht for the weekend | |||
"A pair of Louboutin's
awe shucks fank you,,i,ll send ya a signed piccie of me wearin em,xxx
cos I'm very thoughtful. "Something expensive | |||
"A pair of Louboutin's
awe shucks fank you,,i,ll send ya a signed piccie of me wearin em,xxx
cos I'm very thoughtful. "Deal | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!! "Lion? Try cougar | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!!
Lion? Try cougar "At the same age as you is that possible? | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!!
Lion? Try cougar
At the same age as you is that possible? "A fluffy bunny! | |||
" I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!!
Lion? Try cougar
At the same age as you is that possible?
A fluffy bunny! "I like the sound of that
Might have to give the fluffy bunny a little cotton tail in return | |||
" I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!!
Lion? Try cougar
At the same age as you is that possible?
A fluffy bunny!
I like the sound of that
Might have to give the fluffy bunny a little cotton tail in return "2 pairs of trainers to run quicker,,ya know one for each hoof,,i mean,,oh you know | |||
" I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!!
Lion? Try cougar
At the same age as you is that possible?
A fluffy bunny!
I like the sound of that
Might have to give the fluffy bunny a little cotton tail in return
2 pairs of trainers to run quicker,,ya know one for each hoof,,i mean,,oh you know"A zebra onesie | |||
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"The time of his life "lol,,a new joke book | |||
never enough make up | |||
"Some make up never enough make up "A new scratching post | |||
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"for Mikki.... A 'talking Papi doll..figure...thingy' "A new wooden sailing ship for his bath | |||
"Some make up never enough make up "only mac,,not cheap crap ok | |||
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"I repeat,,,i only take I never give "id clone you,,you'd love that eh Mikki | |||
"I repeat,,,i only take I never give "Mikki we'd go shoe shopping | |||
"I repeat,,,i only take I never give
id clone you,,you'd love that eh Mikki "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes pa'leeeeeeeeeeeeeease | |||
"I repeat,,,i only take I never give
Mikki we'd go shoe shopping "yea,,,with your credit card ? | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!!
Lion? Try cougar
At the same age as you is that possible? "We can pretend | |||
"I repeat,,,i only take I never give
Mikki we'd go shoe shopping
yea,,,with your credit card ? "I'd take mikki to the mac makeup hq to steal contouring tips | |||
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"I repeat,,,i only take I never give
Mikki we'd go shoe shopping
yea,,,with your credit card ?
I'd take mikki to the mac makeup hq to steal contouring tips "already stolen
id go to the pub with ya,,,,drinkies | |||
"Clothes!" Better? | |||
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"I got missed, am I supposed to cry now? "id give you some perfume n a cuddle,xxx | |||
"I got missed, am I supposed to cry now? "Tissues and a Watkins sausage bap | |||
"Some bad socks for bad nana I would kill for some fluffy socks this year. All I've got so far is £1,300 in cash
I got you some cosy socks above...but have some fluffy ones to go with them
...and couldn't agree with your other statement more
Thank you, are they Christmas themed?
Snowman on the left foot and Santa on the right
eh some good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LION,,,RUN!!!
Lion? Try cougar
At the same age as you is that possible?
We can pretend "Might just work | |||
"I got missed, am I supposed to cry now? "Leopard skin knickers to match the bra x | |||
"Clothes! Better? "I reckon we'd have a laugh clothes shopping though! | |||
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"I got missed, am I supposed to cry now?
Tissues and a Watkins sausage bap"id probably get ya d*unk sit on yer face ,,spunk on yer tits n snowball ya,,,just sayin | |||
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"Some sexy underwear" Big bottlw of bubble bath. Wait can you get buble bath with coloured bubbles? | |||
"Some sexy underwear Big bottlw of bubble bath. Wait can you get buble bath with coloured bubbles?" A truck load of Ben & Jerrys! | |||
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"Another guy so we could ravage her" Some burgundy shoes to go with that blue suit. A lot of handsome men own burgundy shoes, true story. | |||
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"A carrot "A stick | |||
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"A pedicure " Too kind. Have some filly knickers | |||
"A pedicure Too kind. Have some filly knickers "a lego ninjago set | |||
"A pedicure Too kind. Have some filly knickers
a lego ninjago set "Some thigh length boots! | |||
"A pedicure Too kind. Have some filly knickers
a lego ninjago set "You change usernames more often than your drawers- so some new knickers to keep up with name changes | |||
"A pedicure Too kind. Have some filly knickers
a lego ninjago set
You change usernames more often than your drawers- so some new knickers to keep up with name changes"I'll fix a spelling mistake for him | |||
"A pedicure Too kind. Have some filly knickers
a lego ninjago set
You change usernames more often than your drawers- so some new knickers to keep up with name changes"Liverpool season ticket for YOWD Some more pink lingerie for FriskyMare | |||
"A pedicure Too kind. Have some filly knickers
a lego ninjago set
You change usernames more often than your drawers- so some new knickers to keep up with name changes"Spectacles! | |||
" Spectacles! "A four hand massage | |||
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" Spectacles!
A four hand massage"A bigger duck | |||
" Spectacles!
A four hand massage
A bigger duck "Some white CKs | |||
" Spectacles!
A four hand massage
A bigger duck
Some white CKs "Some bigger fruit. | |||
" Spectacles!
A four hand massage
A bigger duck
Some white CKs
Some bigger fruit. "Me x | |||
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"A weekend in January" A wet wipe. | |||
"A weekend in January A wet wipe." Extra large Johnnies | |||
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"A pedicure Too kind. Have some filly knickers
a lego ninjago set
You change usernames more often than your drawers- so some new knickers to keep up with name changes
I'll fix a spelling mistake for him "I was going to rename you the Late Diamond Joe but you've just proved you cum early too | |||
"A 3 legged donkey." Erm... why? | |||
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"A 3 legged donkey. Erm... why?" Somebody has to love it. | |||
