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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well I have so much to do, and although fab is a joyous waste of time for a single chap, even Christmas has its pressures and I must round up the oldies in the village and set them to peeling brussel sprouts. Wherever you are, whoever you are, have a very festive Christmas, or holiday season or Yule or whatever Denomination you are (or are not)

God rest you merry, Single men,

Let nothing you dismay,

For Bi is an option

and so is fully gay,

To save us all from rejection

When hope has gone astray:

O tidings of lube and anal toy,

lube and toy,

O tidings of lube and anal toy

From Fab our virtual public house

A blessed femme she came,

And unto certain forumsters

Brought tidings filled with shame,

How that your profile is quite dull

And where did you get that name:

O tidings of lube and anal toy,

lube and toy,

O tidings of lube and anal toy

The forumsters at those tidings

Espoused the need for mind,

And left their wolves a-feeding

With words said so unkind,

And went to search hotpics straightway,

This blessed femme to find:

O tidings of lube and anal toy,

lube and toy,

O tidings of lube and anal toy

But when to hotpics they came,

Photoshopped they say,

They found her tits to be too big,

Are they real or made of clay;

Another girl was kneeling,

In a most unnatural way:

O tidings of lube and anal toy,

lube and toy,

O tidings of lube and anal toy

Now to the femme sing praises,

All you within this place,

And with true love for brotherhood

Each other now cock chase;

This kinky tide of Fabmas

All our pics they will deface:

O tidings of lube and anal toy,

lube and toy,

O tidings of lube and anal toy

Peace, Good Will, Don't eat too much (you can if you like.....)

Ho Ho.....zzzzzzzzz

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Happy Christmas Pauly!

The measure signature would have to change due to too many syllables in certain lines but the song is very amusing nevertheless!

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By *inkySlinkyCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Excellent. Have a Fab Xmas

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Merry Christmas Pauly , have a lovely time

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Have a great Christmas Pauly

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Pauly!

The measure signature would have to change due to too many syllables in certain lines but the song is very amusing nevertheless! "

Sorry Meli, I confess it took 5 minutes (like most things I do ), I am a little pooped, if you want to change the versus that don't scan... I would be honoured. Merry Christmas

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Have a good un Pauly!

Your poetry was far superior to my kik effort!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bwahahaha -- brilliant!!

I fear I may be humming this now whilst I'm on sprout prep (is everyone on sprout prep right now?!) -- I just hope I don't mindlessly start vocalising the new chorus out loud!!

Merry Christmas you rascal.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Merry Christmas

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

*tips hat* Braco Sir bravo!! Felicitations of the season to you and all present...have a good one!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Merry Christmas to you allxxxx

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

Merry Christmas good people

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Pauly the Sexman

Pauly the Sexman, was a jolly happy soul,

With a great big cock and a starfish arse, and two balls made of coal.

Pauly the Sexman, was a cunny king, they say.

He was made for sex, and the ladies queued - around the block to have a play.

There must have been some magic in that old condom they found,

For when they placed it on his head, he began to fuck around!

Oh, Pauly, the Sexman, was as hard as he could be;

and the ladies say he could fuck and play, longer than Duracell bunnies.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

look at Pauly go.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

see his big balls aglow.

Pauly the Sexman, knew the women were out for laughs,

so he said, "Come come, let’s have foursome fun, as he took them up the ass."

Down to the village, rampant rabbit in his hand,

Running here and there, all around the square,

sayin', "I’ll fuck everyone I can."

He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;

and only paused a second, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

For Pauly, the Sexman, had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day."

Happy Christmas Pauly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Excellent x

Merry Christmas Pauly

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's brilliant.

Merry Christmas Pauly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Merry Christmas Everyone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Pauly the Sexman

Pauly the Sexman, was a jolly happy soul,

With a great big cock and a starfish arse, and two balls made of coal.

Pauly the Sexman, was a cunny king, they say.

He was made for sex, and the ladies queued - around the block to have a play.

There must have been some magic in that old condom they found,

For when they placed it on his head, he began to fuck around!

Oh, Pauly, the Sexman, was as hard as he could be;

and the ladies say he could fuck and play, longer than Duracell bunnies.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

look at Pauly go.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

see his big balls aglow.

Pauly the Sexman, knew the women were out for laughs,

so he said, "Come come, let’s have foursome fun, as he took them up the ass."

Down to the village, rampant rabbit in his hand,

Running here and there, all around the square,

sayin', "I’ll fuck everyone I can."

He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;

and only paused a second, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

For Pauly, the Sexman, had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day."

Happy Christmas Pauly.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pauly the Sexman

Pauly the Sexman, was a jolly happy soul,

With a great big cock and a starfish arse, and two balls made of coal.

Pauly the Sexman, was a cunny king, they say.

He was made for sex, and the ladies queued - around the block to have a play.

There must have been some magic in that old condom they found,

For when they placed it on his head, he began to fuck around!

Oh, Pauly, the Sexman, was as hard as he could be;

and the ladies say he could fuck and play, longer than Duracell bunnies.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

look at Pauly go.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

see his big balls aglow.

Pauly the Sexman, knew the women were out for laughs,

so he said, "Come come, let’s have foursome fun, as he took them up the ass."

Down to the village, rampant rabbit in his hand,

Running here and there, all around the square,

sayin', "I’ll fuck everyone I can."

He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;

and only paused a second, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

For Pauly, the Sexman, had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day."

Happy Christmas Pauly.

"

Weeping with laughter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pauly the Sexman

Pauly the Sexman, was a jolly happy soul,

With a great big cock and a starfish arse, and two balls made of coal.

Pauly the Sexman, was a cunny king, they say.

He was made for sex, and the ladies queued - around the block to have a play.

There must have been some magic in that old condom they found,

For when they placed it on his head, he began to fuck around!

Oh, Pauly, the Sexman, was as hard as he could be;

and the ladies say he could fuck and play, longer than Duracell bunnies.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

look at Pauly go.

Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,

see his big balls aglow.

Pauly the Sexman, knew the women were out for laughs,

so he said, "Come come, let’s have foursome fun, as he took them up the ass."

Down to the village, rampant rabbit in his hand,

Running here and there, all around the square,

sayin', "I’ll fuck everyone I can."

He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;

and only paused a second, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

For Pauly, the Sexman, had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day."

Happy Christmas Pauly.

"

Granny... be mine ... merry Christmas and thank you

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