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"Happy Christmas Pauly! The measure signature would have to change due to too many syllables in certain lines but the song is very amusing nevertheless! " Sorry Meli, I confess it took 5 minutes (like most things I do ), I am a little pooped, if you want to change the versus that don't scan... I would be honoured. Merry Christmas | |||
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"Pauly the Sexman Pauly the Sexman, was a jolly happy soul, With a great big cock and a starfish arse, and two balls made of coal. Pauly the Sexman, was a cunny king, they say. He was made for sex, and the ladies queued - around the block to have a play. There must have been some magic in that old condom they found, For when they placed it on his head, he began to fuck around! Oh, Pauly, the Sexman, was as hard as he could be; and the ladies say he could fuck and play, longer than Duracell bunnies. Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump, look at Pauly go. Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump, see his big balls aglow. Pauly the Sexman, knew the women were out for laughs, so he said, "Come come, let’s have foursome fun, as he took them up the ass." Down to the village, rampant rabbit in his hand, Running here and there, all around the square, sayin', "I’ll fuck everyone I can." He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop; and only paused a second, when he heard him holler, "Stop!" For Pauly, the Sexman, had to hurry on his way, But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day." Happy Christmas Pauly. " | |||
"Pauly the Sexman Pauly the Sexman, was a jolly happy soul, With a great big cock and a starfish arse, and two balls made of coal. Pauly the Sexman, was a cunny king, they say. He was made for sex, and the ladies queued - around the block to have a play. There must have been some magic in that old condom they found, For when they placed it on his head, he began to fuck around! Oh, Pauly, the Sexman, was as hard as he could be; and the ladies say he could fuck and play, longer than Duracell bunnies. Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump, look at Pauly go. Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump, see his big balls aglow. Pauly the Sexman, knew the women were out for laughs, so he said, "Come come, let’s have foursome fun, as he took them up the ass." Down to the village, rampant rabbit in his hand, Running here and there, all around the square, sayin', "I’ll fuck everyone I can." He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop; and only paused a second, when he heard him holler, "Stop!" For Pauly, the Sexman, had to hurry on his way, But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day." Happy Christmas Pauly. " Weeping with laughter! | |||
"Pauly the Sexman Pauly the Sexman, was a jolly happy soul, With a great big cock and a starfish arse, and two balls made of coal. Pauly the Sexman, was a cunny king, they say. He was made for sex, and the ladies queued - around the block to have a play. There must have been some magic in that old condom they found, For when they placed it on his head, he began to fuck around! Oh, Pauly, the Sexman, was as hard as he could be; and the ladies say he could fuck and play, longer than Duracell bunnies. Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump, look at Pauly go. Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump, see his big balls aglow. Pauly the Sexman, knew the women were out for laughs, so he said, "Come come, let’s have foursome fun, as he took them up the ass." Down to the village, rampant rabbit in his hand, Running here and there, all around the square, sayin', "I’ll fuck everyone I can." He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop; and only paused a second, when he heard him holler, "Stop!" For Pauly, the Sexman, had to hurry on his way, But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day." Happy Christmas Pauly. " Granny... be mine ... merry Christmas and thank you | |||