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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i could have sex 30 times with a couple of fag breaks =)
You can smoke a fag in two mins?  "
i smoke roll ups and don't seem to smoke very much of them so it's pretty feasible  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmm.. time to be naughty. Would slip in an anal plug and sit on the washer to have a fine 30 min. masturbation session 
Ouch!!!  "
LOL! Clearly you don't like anal, so not a helpful suggestion |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Mmm.. time to be naughty. Would slip in an anal plug and sit on the washer to have a fine 30 min. masturbation session
Ouch!!!
LOL! Clearly you don't like anal, so not a helpful suggestion "
Nooo, lol, and I forgot to put in on short cycle so it's not ready yet either lol!!  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?"
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day.... |
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day.... "
Me too! 
Spill!  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill! "
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne! |
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne! "
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more... |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more..."
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee..... |
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more...
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee..... "
The best thing was the food? You sound like my 7yr old daughter |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more...
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee.....
The best thing was the food? You sound like my 7yr old daughter "
No, the best thing was the company.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more...
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee.....
The best thing was the food? You sound like my 7yr old daughter "
Food is better than sex. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more...
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee.....
The best thing was the food? You sound like my 7yr old daughter
Food is better than sex. "
Oh no, I don't agree there....but this was just a social!  |
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more...
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee.....
The best thing was the food? You sound like my 7yr old daughter
Food is better than sex.
Oh no, I don't agree there....but this was just a social! "
Food is better than sex?!
Take that man out and shoot him! I'd only stop shagging *if* I had to take care of a basic human need, like taking on more fuel or going to the loo. Sleep can wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more...
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee.....
The best thing was the food? You sound like my 7yr old daughter
Food is better than sex.
Oh no, I don't agree there....but this was just a social! "
Don't get us wrong, sex is a very close second. Maybe we're on the the wrong site.
As for the social, that's your business, we're not as nosey as some.
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"Start a thread about fucking rather than actually do it?
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything as crass, I prefer the actual fucking...........
mind you, I had a secret social in town the other day....
Me too!
Spill!
A certain colourful forumite and a mutual friend....there was champagne!
That's my MO but it wasn't me... Hmmm...
Tell me more...
There were canapes......then there was dinner......then there was coffee.....
The best thing was the food? You sound like my 7yr old daughter
Food is better than sex.
Oh no, I don't agree there....but this was just a social!
Don't get us wrong, sex is a very close second. Maybe we're on the the wrong site.
As for the social, that's your business, we're not as nosey as some.
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Just... pah!... pfft!
*mutters incomprehensibly*
You need a slap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just... pah!... pfft!
*mutters incomprehensibly*
You need a slap!"
Come and have a go if you're think you're hard enough.
Just enjoying some fab outrage. |
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Just... pah!... pfft!
*mutters incomprehensibly*
You need a slap!
Come and have a go if you're think you're hard enough.
Just enjoying some fab outrage. "
*casually*
I'd have you for breakfast and leave your leftovers for my cat.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just... pah!... pfft!
*mutters incomprehensibly*
You need a slap!
Come and have a go if you're think you're hard enough.
Just enjoying some fab outrage.
*casually*
I'd have you for breakfast and leave your leftovers for my cat.
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You probably could have him for breakfast with leftovers sweetheart but me on the other hand...you have no chance!
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Just... pah!... pfft!
*mutters incomprehensibly*
You need a slap!
Come and have a go if you're think you're hard enough.
Just enjoying some fab outrage.
*casually*
I'd have you for breakfast and leave your leftovers for my cat.
You probably could have him for breakfast with leftovers sweetheart but me on the other hand...you have no chance!
Mrs"
What kind of a comeback is that?
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