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over a year ago
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"All I want is a life changing blowjob, is that too much to ask?
I'd offer, but you'd want to marry me after  "
Woah, we don't want that, I'll steer clear then  |
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over a year ago
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"A bottle of vodka and a tent please 
D*unk camping is not a good idea you know.
If I am alone I can cause no havoc.  "
Don't pitch up by water, or near a field with a bull in it.
And get erected before you start drinking. |
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over a year ago
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"All I want is a life changing blowjob, is that too much to ask?
I'd offer, but you'd want to marry me after
Woah, we don't want that, I'll steer clear then "
It's only fair that I warn people first. Saves the heartache later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bottle of vodka and a tent please
D*unk camping is not a good idea you know.
No, its an awesome idea. I love camping. Men get very primal under canvas."
I assumed she was going alone. No idea why  |
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over a year ago
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"All I want is a life changing blowjob, is that too much to ask?
I'd offer, but you'd want to marry me after
Woah, we don't want that, I'll steer clear then
It's only fair that I warn people first. Saves the heartache later."
Solution: blindfold me, then get to work on me |
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