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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy. 
What would you do as prime minister? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.
What would you do as prime minister? "
Ban all Pusey and underarm hair  |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.
I would be in power forever  just two.one a week would be better "
But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6... |
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"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.
I would be in power forever just two.one a week would be better
But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6..."
yes but one a week means you get 52 a year. Your way would take some time I'd be dead before I got 52 your way.I know I'm greedy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.
I would be in power forever just two.one a week would be better
But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6..."
but surely once we had 365 bank holidays a year there would be no use for you anymore so I'd vote for the next person who would give you a million quid every time you did a good deed  |
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"I would promise an extra 2 bank holidays every time you elected me.
I would be in power forever just two.one a week would be better
But it's accumulative, so first term you get 2, second term you get 4, third you get 6...but surely once we had 365 bank holidays a year there would be no use for you anymore so I'd vote for the next person who would give you a million quid every time you did a good deed "
bearing in mind a term can last 4 or 5 years we would all be gone by the time we got to 365 bank holidays and you'd no longer be prime minister ( the next one might abolish the whole concept) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id remove the nanny state, and allow tobacco advertising and bring down the price of cigarettes and remove a minimum price per unit on alcohol.
Its called my natural selection plan, I'm stupid enough to smoke, and if I don't stop its going to kill me, yet I still light up, the only plus is that I wont be a drain on the system in old age, because I'm nit going to live long enough.
Your welcome future tax payers |
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"I'd ban threads like this"
Being PM is about more than banning things, or enacting laws saying X must be done!
It's about presiding over our gradual decline as an economy, power and nation.
Do that.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd ban threads like this
Being PM is about more than banning things, or enacting laws saying X must be done!
It's about presiding over our gradual decline as an economy, power and nation.
Do that.
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Mr Joyful I see. And right before Christmas!  |
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"I'd ban threads like this
Being PM is about more than banning things, or enacting laws saying X must be done!
It's about presiding over our gradual decline as an economy, power and nation.
Do that.
Mr Joyful I see. And right before Christmas! "
Just sayin'
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"You need to give a funny or sexy law to make up for it "
Sure, this place would be a paradise tomorrow if we all just had a big ol' orgy.
Maybe you could run for election in 2020 if the lights still come on in the one remaining hospital |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.
What would you do as prime minister? "
dissolve the system entirely and rebuild common law policy |
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"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.
What would you do as prime minister? dissolve the system entirely and rebuild common law policy"
Tell me more...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then id ban religion of any sort
But that kind of doctrine often turns in to a kind-of religion in itself... "
They would religiously defend their non religious doctrine |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"...ban Men from owning razors or clippers. They would all have to grow beards and full, natural, manly body hair for me to enjoy.
What would you do as prime minister? dissolve the system entirely and rebuild common law policy
Tell me more...?"
take a trilogy.
i haven't typed the A5 flyer manifesto yet  |
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