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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it had to run out sometime.
maybe once all this stuff finally ends companies will get back to making much better tv programmes than cheap 'lets take the piss out of people' ones.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Havent watched this one, not fed up with simon though..
and from my personal experience this weekend Nottingham has talent!
Believe me I felt it everywhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the whole format has run it's course and it's more about the egotistical judges than the acts these days. Why not bring back and good old fashioned talent show that lasts for exactly.... one hour and has a winner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It goes in phases, like X Factor. People said X Factor was done when Steve Brookstein won but that was just the fallow year leading to Leona Lewis and Alexander Burke.
Still plenty of life in the format yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Britain has got talent. It's just that they dont want to get turned down and be upstaged by a weirdo with a back story. I'm gonna enter next time and when they ask if I think I can win I'll say " well, I stand as much chance as rest of the shite you've put through to the next stage!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"young lad on now is fantastic "
I don't think he can take that act much further though unless he gets the chance to erect a much bigger set and really get some speed up.
The pianist was good but better in his audition and he played a piece of music that I've been trying to find out what it is for years - and I still don't know!! grrrr.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"young lad on now is fantastic
I don't think he can take that act much further though unless he gets the chance to erect a much bigger set and really get some speed up.
The pianist was good but better in his audition and he played a piece of music that I've been trying to find out what it is for years - and I still don't know!! grrrr.
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piano man played some amazing material in his audition piece |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Theres too many sob stories portrayed. Im not being harsh but its a talent show, not a who's had the worst life show. I dont think we should see anything to do with their lives, just the actual act. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its all rubbish.. 
Just Replace Cowell with Jeremy kyle !!! for the dross that it is...
There iv upset everyone on the dole now and those people who actually watch that kinda shite lol xx |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Its all rubbish..
Just Replace Cowell with Jeremy kyle !!! for the dross that it is...
There iv upset everyone on the dole now and those people who actually watch that kinda shite lol xx "
no upset here.. lol it is called choice.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only thing people in britain are good at is being lazy.
which explains why companies send work abroad and the benefit system is a complete mess with loads claiming who should be working.
communties are so much poorer these days and its all because of the 'me first' attitude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"those 3 guys (2 and a half men) just on are great. Imagine how flexible they would be in the bedroom lol "
imagine the men from spellbound (last years winners) strong, tall, ripped and flexible |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"those 3 guys (2 and a half men) just on are great. Imagine how flexible they would be in the bedroom lol
imagine the men from spellbound (last years winners) strong, tall, ripped and flexible "
oh don't Kim, they had me stuck to the seat when I watched them........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"those 3 guys (2 and a half men) just on are great. Imagine how flexible they would be in the bedroom lol
imagine the men from spellbound (last years winners) strong, tall, ripped and flexible
oh don't Kim, they had me stuck to the seat when I watched them........ "
that ginger tall one was very 'mmmmmmm' (sorry to the other thread haha)
*drools* |
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"I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell."
I agree i think its time for FABS got talent ,with rugby as one of the judges ,now who is contender for best blow job and most creative position .... |
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"I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell.
I agree i think its time for FABS got talent ,with rugby as one of the judges ,now who is contender for best blow job and most creative position ...."
Oh well errrrr |
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"I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell.
I agree i think its time for FABS got talent ,with rugby as one of the judges ,now who is contender for best blow job and most creative position ...."
PD as judge for the best BJ |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell.
I agree i think its time for FABS got talent ,with rugby as one of the judges ,now who is contender for best blow job and most creative position ....
PD as judge for the best BJ"
I think my inverted double munch must be in the running for creativity |
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"I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell.
convinced to
I agree i think its time for FABS got talent ,with rugby as one of the judges ,now who is contender for best blow job and most creative position ....
PD as judge for the best BJ"
ahem i could be convinced to do the auditions |
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"I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell.
convinced to
I agree i think its time for FABS got talent ,with rugby as one of the judges ,now who is contender for best blow job and most creative position ....
PD as judge for the best BJ
ahem i could be convinced to do the auditions"
I'm in the queue |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I have seen most of the acts and apart from a couple of cute kids they are all pants. I think the talent has run dry or its a bad year. And whose fed up with Simon Cowell.
convinced to
I agree i think its time for FABS got talent ,with rugby as one of the judges ,now who is contender for best blow job and most creative position ....
PD as judge for the best BJ
ahem i could be convinced to do the auditions
I'm in the queue"
me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im auditioning for best tit wank
you certainly got the instruments ..ill give you that ,have you the technique and creativity to go with them ? lol"
well ive never been on the recieving end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The way we see it, there shouldn't be any singers on B.G.T, that's what X Factor is for.
B.G.T should be for all variety acts bar singers in our opinion.
Just watched Jean Martyn on the keyboard, now there's a lady who definitely brings out the feel good factor, she's a smile maker!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The way we see it, there shouldn't be any singers on B.G.T, that's what X Factor is for.
B.G.T should be for all variety acts bar singers in our opinion.
Just watched Jean Martyn on the keyboard, now there's a lady who definitely brings out the feel good factor, she's a smile maker!
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yeah i agree about no singers to a certain extent, however x factor is for 16yr olds up i think and the prize is different. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"The way we see it, there shouldn't be any singers on B.G.T, that's what X Factor is for.
B.G.T should be for all variety acts bar singers in our opinion.
Just watched Jean Martyn on the keyboard, now there's a lady who definitely brings out the feel good factor, she's a smile maker!
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yeah i agree about no singers to a certain extent, however x factor is for 16yr olds up i think and the prize is different."
seeing as we are on the subject of BGT, I was at the hotel next door to me on Wednesday and got my pic taken with Subo (she lives in the next village to me). Now, who wants my autograph???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The way we see it, there shouldn't be any singers on B.G.T, that's what X Factor is for.
B.G.T should be for all variety acts bar singers in our opinion.
Just watched Jean Martyn on the keyboard, now there's a lady who definitely brings out the feel good factor, she's a smile maker!
She reminded me of mrs mills on speed
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Last night was the first time I have watched this show and I was absolutely horrified!!! 
It was a semi-final and there was some skank who vaguely resembled Britney Spears but with a giant forehead screeching incoherently. And the nightmarish couple that wouldn't stop cheesy smiling and tap danced with their hands.
If this is representative of the talent in Britain right now then God help us if a Talent World War breaks out, we will be annexed by a more talented country like erm Portugal or Armenia. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Last night was the first time I have watched this show and I was absolutely horrified!!!
It was a semi-final and there was some skank who vaguely resembled Britney Spears but with a giant forehead screeching incoherently. And the nightmarish couple that wouldn't stop cheesy smiling and tap danced with their hands.
If this is representative of the talent in Britain right now then God help us if a Talent World War breaks out, we will be annexed by a more talented country like erm Portugal or Armenia."
Dahhhling, one doesnt need talent these days just a parent who tells one that one can sing dontcha know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that was quite could but had to keep my eyes squeezed tightly shut
he is a bit of a munter ....poor boy !!! im wondering if hes got a big cock ????? "
ooh hush my mouth !!! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"that was quite could but had to keep my eyes squeezed tightly shut
he is a bit of a munter ....poor boy !!! im wondering if hes got a big cock ????? "
No..... my hung-dar didn't twitch.. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"that was quite could but had to keep my eyes squeezed tightly shut
he is a bit of a munter ....poor boy !!! im wondering if hes got a big cock ?????
No..... my hung-dar didn't twitch.."
cheers View for another coffee-keyboard moment |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"that was quite could but had to keep my eyes squeezed tightly shut
he is a bit of a munter ....poor boy !!! im wondering if hes got a big cock ?????
No..... my hung-dar didn't twitch..
cheers View for another coffee-keyboard moment "
no worries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i just voted for gay & allen
ffs, ya loon  "
i just felt the urge was bizzare...
its the only act i've voted for. feel quite sick now,, i will feel dead chuffed if they get through
bell ringers and boy dancer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the impressionist and dancer are the best by a mile of what i thought was a pretty poor show.
bell ringers were something different but the rest just didnt do it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Simon just told James Hobley that he told Leona Lewis last week that James would be dancing to her song.
At the beginning of the programme Simon said he had no idea who was on the show tonight.
Sussed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well for a start Britain has got bags of tallent,but its obvious Cowl and his tallentless cronies prefer to make a mockery of or country ,apparantly its better to show crap than good entertainment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't watch the auditions but hell's bells is this crop really the best of the bunch?!!
In previous years you were spoilt for choice, this year it's been awful rubbish. So far only two acts have impressed me: the impressionist and the Scottish bloke last night, Jai.
The fact they're both hot too has nothing to do with it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It has been pretty dire hasn't it. I think Cowell summed it up when he said all the acts were crazy and it was time to come back to planet Earth.
I thought the scottish guy singing nursery rhymes to popular song tunes was a unique act but not really good enough to win it. The telephone guy was just plain rubbish and reminded me of someone's grandad dancing at a wedding reception.
The Uni grads should have gone through but I thought their audition was better than their performance last night.
Haven't seen the Army drummers yet, did they even get through? Reports in the press said that some acts we saw getting through were subsequently told by phone they hadn't made it after all. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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they have brought back the french guy who is a fab dancer, he is going head to head with the other dancer.
no point anyone else competing tonight, suddenly it is about the dance off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dancers and singers have won before.. wheres ther variety in the show 
as much as i think they are talented acts the 'x factor' is for singers and 'so you think you can dance' is for dancers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they have brought back the french guy who is a fab dancer, he is going head to head with the other dancer.
no point anyone else competing tonight, suddenly it is about the dance off."
glad about that french one i like xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i just wish thay young art man used marmite and toast was good ..... so why change .. just diffrent pics , lol not candles and stuff was all to much ,, he should have been keeping things simple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just think the reality shows made by simon cowell are crap now.
i was a fan of the x factor and bgt but no more.
what amuses me more is when the judges complain that rubbish novilty acts make it through to finals and better contestants leave... well YOU picked them in the first place
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, that's 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back: I'm outting myself as a timewaster!
The "anticipated" dance off was an anti-climax. I hadn't seen either acts before but big whoop: I make similar contortions getting off the sofa, out of the bath etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they have brought back the french guy who is a fab dancer, he is going head to head with the other dancer.
no point anyone else competing tonight, suddenly it is about the dance off. glad about that french one i like xx"
The thing is though, good dancer or not, the show is BRITAINS Got Talent.
He's French and lives in France.
At least the Romanian dancer lives in Manchester and the Aussie hula hoop lass lives in London.
That said, Razy nailed it tonight.
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