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Your best non-sweary insults...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to part your hair.
If brais were chocolate, you couldn't fill a smarty.
You are number two on the list of all time loosers, you could have been number one, but your such a loser.
If I throw a stick, will you go away.
When you were born they slapped your Mother.
If you look up the word stupid in the dictionary, do you know what you find *(a picture of me)* no the word stupid, stupid!
He's so ugly even cillit wouldn't bang him.
Do you know what they do to guys that look like you in prison? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Do you have ANY! unexpressed opinions?
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
I'm just trying to imagine what you would look like with a human head.
Listen, I'm more of a man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever get.
Did your parents have any children that lived.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Shut your whining you filthy piece of distended rectum" - Arnold j Rimmer
Absolute belting insult that I've borrowed on more than 1 occasion.
Ess"
Smeg head! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Shut your whining you filthy piece of distended rectum" - Arnold j Rimmer
Absolute belting insult that I've borrowed on more than 1 occasion.
Ess
Smeg head!"
Better smeg than dead 
Ess |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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We use Pilchard instead of Cunt when we are with our kids, very entertaining afternoon I've just spent with them 
"Daddy that mans such a pilchard for leaving his trolley there".
"Yes dear he certainly is!!". 
Numpty is another favorite.
S
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you're so unattractive your picture is underneath the word"ugly" in the dictionary
you're so ugly the nurse smacked your mother when you were born
you're so ugly your mum fed you with a catapult |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont you need a license to be that ugly ?
You have an inferiority complex .... and its fully justified.
What language are you speaking ? Cause it sounds like bullshit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I made one up in Spanish lessons..
Turns Madre es la eiha de la mono con rabia.
Your mother is the daughter of a monkey with rabies!
But old Arabic one I know is best.. More a curse..
May the spawn if a 1000 came spiders infest your rectum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I made one up in Spanish lessons..
Turns Madre es la eiha de la mono con rabia.
Your mother is the daughter of a monkey with rabies!
But old Arabic one I know is best.. More a curse..
May the spawn if a 1000 came spiders infest your rectum! "
Tu Madres.. Not turns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my status, non sweary and topical.
Yesssssss! I love this. Are you a secret ELF fan?...  "
No secret he's awesome.
Don't forget people tomorrow 10am Santa's coming.
SANTA! Oh my God I know him... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See my status, non sweary and topical.
Yesssssss! I love this. Are you a secret ELF fan?...
No secret he's awesome.
Don't forget people tomorrow 10am Santa's coming.
SANTA! Oh my God I know him... "
I love elf. |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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the last time i saw a figure likes yours,,,,,,,,,
it was being milked |
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Your mother should have swallowed
I bet the best part of you ended up as a brown stain on the mattress
Did your parents have any children that lived
I've seen better heads on a mug of beer
Take a long walk of a short pier
If I were in a room with you Hitler and stain, and had a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quick! Run! The Sunshine Bus is leaving without you! Don't eat all the Crayons!
When being called fat "I can lose weight luv, sadly you're stuck with that face"
Beauty may be skin deep but your Ugly goes right to the bone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You were the first child to have roller shutters on your pram!!!!
You've got a face like a stunt mans knee!!!!
We had to tie a pork chop on you so the dog would play with you |
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i'm not generally insulting, in the first instance..
