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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about "

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about "

What was your favourite window? The round one, the square one or the arched one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well it it's Thursday so you can have your rant

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere, you're digging it round and it should have been square...

Do holes have to be round?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh! "

No it was a piece of ply wood and the hole was cut with a knife I think

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh!

No it was a piece of ply wood and the hole was cut with a knife I think "

Yeah.....AND HE HAD THE KNIFE READY ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about "

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!"

You don't plane a hole. You use sandpaper, plainly.

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!

You don't plane a hole. You use sandpaper, plainly. "

But you can hole a plane.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!

You don't plane a hole. You use sandpaper, plainly.

But you can hole a plane."

Oh I laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!

You don't plane a hole. You use sandpaper, plainly.

But you can hole a plane."

What, a whole plane?

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By *unandbuckCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!

You don't plane a hole. You use sandpaper, plainly.

But you can hole a plane.

What, a whole plane?"

No, then there'd be nothing left, just a hole..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!"

You nailed that one ....... booooooom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

No attention to the finer details these days. I feel your plane ........ boom boom!

You don't plane a hole. You use sandpaper, plainly.

But you can hole a plane.

What, a whole plane?

No, then there'd be nothing left, just a hole.."

Not a holy plane then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

What was your favourite window? The round one, the square one or the arched one?"

Rainbow Zippy Bungle and George.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know most handymen favour the cordless drill variable hole cuter combo these day

But three is still something eminently satisfying about achieving a neat penetration using an old Brace and Bit and a sheet of medium grade sandpaper,,,,

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

What was your favourite window? The round one, the square one or the arched one? Rainbow Zippy Bungle and George."

Nope, play school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know most handymen favour the cordless drill variable hole cuter combo these day

But three is still something eminently satisfying about achieving a neat penetration using an old Brace and Bit and a sheet of medium grade sandpaper,,,, "

A brace and bit !!!!! Somebody is showing their age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know most handymen favour the cordless drill variable hole cuter combo these day

But three is still something eminently satisfying about achieving a neat penetration using an old Brace and Bit and a sheet of medium grade sandpaper,,,,

A brace and bit !!!!! Somebody is showing their age "

But I never fail because of a flat battery

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

So who would stick their cock through a (badly made) hole in ththe hopes of getting it sucked and not chopped?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who would stick their cock through a (badly made) hole in ththe hopes of getting it sucked and not chopped? "

Heeeeeere's Johnny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who would stick their cock through a (badly made) hole in ththe hopes of getting it sucked and not chopped?

Heeeeeere's Johnny "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who would stick their cock through a (badly made) hole in ththe hopes of getting it sucked and not chopped? "

Steve this is not like you,,,, have you been drinking..

Surely you cant have a badly made hole... a hole is a hole..... A badly made aperture however is an altogether different kettle of fish...

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By *itsAndTaffCouple  over a year ago

Grays, Essex


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh!

"

If it's ours your talking about strangely enough none of the guys visiting the gloryhole have complained about the black tape & it's always a MrsH behind it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh!

If it's ours your talking about strangely enough none of the guys visiting the gloryhole have complained about the black tape & it's always a MrsH behind it "

That wasn't the one I was on about but you definitely could do with getting a compass for marking out the hole first in

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh!

If it's ours your talking about strangely enough none of the guys visiting the gloryhole have complained about the black tape & it's always a MrsH behind it "

No, it was a single guy and black tape.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The inside of the hole should have a picture on it. Something like eyes and mouth so as the willy is the nose.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"So who would stick their cock through a (badly made) hole in ththe hopes of getting it sucked and not chopped? "

had it with a sheet, worked fine..

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By *itsAndTaffCouple  over a year ago

Grays, Essex


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh!

If it's ours your talking about strangely enough none of the guys visiting the gloryhole have complained about the black tape & it's always a MrsH behind it

That wasn't the one I was on about but you definitely could do with getting a compass for marking out the hole first in "

I'll make sure we remove you from the invite list, wouldn't want to offend you by its non perfect shape, as you'd also likely be unhappy the hole is slightly to one side as our guest views it as selfishly I wanted it in the middle from my side

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It really grinds my gears when looking at pictures and sexual props are not up to high quality workmanship. For example a pic had a glory hole and it wasn't even circular, what's that about

It wasn't the one with black tape around it? That looked so amateurish it made me think the guy would be a lousy sucker. Can't be arsed to make a hoke properly? Huh!

If it's ours your talking about strangely enough none of the guys visiting the gloryhole have complained about the black tape & it's always a MrsH behind it

That wasn't the one I was on about but you definitely could do with getting a compass for marking out the hole first in

I'll make sure we remove you from the invite list, wouldn't want to offend you by its non perfect shape, as you'd also likely be unhappy the hole is slightly to one side as our guest views it as selfishly I wanted it in the middle from my side

"

It was light hearted fun and not mean to upset you! Apologies if you took it any other way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure the tradesman's entrance is in good shape..

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