"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!
Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough
Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special
Gross.
Guinness & Tia Maria, pls"
Or can I tempt you with a baileys and lime? |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"JD and Coke for me please, I'm also reporting for waiter duty if any ladies want table service 
You'll do, keep running around whilst I get tipsy in the corner please "
I could get a little hot running around, I might have to ditch the uniform  |
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"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!
Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough
Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special
Gross.
Guinness & Tia Maria, pls
Or can I tempt you with a baileys and lime? "
No.
I'll settle for a pint...
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"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!
Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough
Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special
Gross.
Guinness & Tia Maria, pls
Or can I tempt you with a baileys and lime?
No.
I'll settle for a pint...
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I did ask over an hour ago... |
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"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward 
Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!!  "
*Londons!!!* |
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"Where's my fecking pint!!??!!
Have this one then it's sounds like you've had enough
Seeing how it's Christmas you can have a Guinness and port special
Gross. Or cider... Black Velvet.
Guinness & Tia Maria, pls"
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"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward
Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!! "
A pint of fullers london pride depending on your taste I found it a heavy beer pleasant but heavy more a pale ale man myself used to like pedigree at one time too would much prefer a glass of Abbott ale now days to pedigree thou new world is a nice beer. |
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"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward
Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!! A pint of fullers london pride depending on your taste I found it a heavy beer pleasant but heavy more a pale ale man myself used to like pedigree at one time too would much prefer a glass of Abbott ale now days to pedigree thou new world is a nice beer."
Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm dying of thirst!!!
*drinks his own tears*
Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then! 
What are you suggesting?
Hee hee
*cocks head to one side and squints hard at Estella*
O, rly?"
What? You overthinking --  ya |
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"I'm dying of thirst!!!
*drinks his own tears*
Go out and have a pint with a beautiful human then!
What are you suggesting?
Hee hee
*cocks head to one side and squints hard at Estella*
O, rly?
What? You overthinking -- ya "
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"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward
Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!! A pint of fullers london pride depending on your taste I found it a heavy beer pleasant but heavy more a pale ale man myself used to like pedigree at one time too would much prefer a glass of Abbott ale now days to pedigree thou new world is a nice beer.
Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate "
Do you want a clean glass and as its comeing up to christmas there is a raffle draw comeing up just ask the barmaid there a pound each a big hamper is the prize you never know your luck... |
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"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward
Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!! A pint of fullers london pride depending on your taste I found it a heavy beer pleasant but heavy more a pale ale man myself used to like pedigree at one time too would much prefer a glass of Abbott ale now days to pedigree thou new world is a nice beer.
Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate Do you want a clean glass and as its comeing up to christmas there is a raffle draw comeing up just ask the barmaid there a pound each a big hamper is the prize you never know your luck... All monies goes to keeping the village pub open every pound helps..  "
There's a barmaid?!?! |
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"A pint of Londonds Pride and a packet of Pork Scratchings please Bar-steward
Oh, and a dry white wine for the Mrs when she's finished spending money!! A pint of fullers london pride depending on your taste I found it a heavy beer pleasant but heavy more a pale ale man myself used to like pedigree at one time too would much prefer a glass of Abbott ale now days to pedigree thou new world is a nice beer.
Do you work here? If you do pull us a pint please mate Do you want a clean glass and as its comeing up to christmas there is a raffle draw comeing up just ask the barmaid there a pound each a big hamper is the prize you never know your luck... All monies goes to keeping the village pub open every pound helps..
There's a barmaid?!?! "
Only for the christmas period we`re pulling out all the stops here to try and give some festive cheer over christmas. |
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"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please Comeing up.."
Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!
Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card? |
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"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please Comeing up..
Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!
Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card? "
Oh yes .. |
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"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please Comeing up..
Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!
Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card? Oh yes .. "
This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you |
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"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please Comeing up..
Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!
Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card? Oh yes ..
This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you "
I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings! 
Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!! |
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"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...
I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me Anything goes here..."
Is credit cards safe thou rest assured everything is legal and up board. |
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"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please Comeing up..
Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!
Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card? Oh yes ..
This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you
I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings!
Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!! "
oh dear here give yer missus this minature of white wine its on the house.. |
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"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please Comeing up..
Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!
Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card? Oh yes ..
This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you
I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings!
Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!! oh dear here give yer missus this minature of white wine its on the house.. "
On the house?!? This has just become my regular local! I might even buy a raffle ticket |
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"can I have a lime and soda in a tall glass with lots of ice and a slice please Comeing up..
Ahh under new management? Thank fuck for that!
Right, could I have a pint of Londons Pride and a packet of pork scratchings please bar-steward, and a dry white wine for the Mrs who has now well and truly spent every last penny that we had! Oh, and do you accept credit card? Oh yes ..
This fella doesn't work for me don't hand over your credit card or his Christmas will be on you
I'd quite happily pay for his Christmas if he brings me my pint of Londons bloody Pride and Pork fricking Scratchings!
Forget the White Wine, the Mrs has gone home with the "ump"!! oh dear here give yer missus this minature of white wine its on the house..
On the house?!? This has just become my regular local! I might even buy a raffle ticket "
your the kind of customer we don,t forget .. |
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"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...
I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me Anything goes here..."
... lovely drink ... so easy to drink and long days in sun Spain/Greece working and recovery easy ... lol ... |
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"Red wine and for me please ... ... .. thats in same glass ..no ice ...
I thought I was a man of the world but this is a new one on me Anything goes here...... lovely drink ... so easy to drink and long days in sun Spain/Greece working and recovery easy ... lol ... "
so pleased you are enjoying yourself its a pleasure to serve. |
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