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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
I came home to one. Mangled on the living room floor. When I went into the bedroom there was a puddle of blood in my slipper where presumably said mouse had tried to hide.
I duly disposed of the remains in front of a very proud looking kitty and put my slippers in the washing machine. 
I went into the bedroom to put my pjs on and then stepped in cold dead mouse guts IN MY BARE FEET!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cat brings them in still alive and lets them go ,so its like the tom and jerry show in my lounge ,I get the mouse and chuck it out the Window ,the cat runs out and brings it back in grrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago I had a half siamese serial killer that let poor little maimed traumatised mouse loose in the kitchen.
We had just had a new dishwasher delivered and somehow it got inside and we couldn't get it out 
I called the company and was most upset about the mouse that appeared to be in the new machine.... so they sent a new one and plumbed it in for free to apologise 
We're all sucked into they're cute symmetrical fluffy faces but they're all mass murderers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you want to experience the cold dead stare of a psychopath just look into a cats eyes
Mine bought me a dead Magpie.
When I picked it up its guts fell out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two cats- one of them is a house cat scared of its own shadow and the other kindly leaves her presents on the doorstep. Did have to stop eldest trying to resuscitate a bird. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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I had to laugh at my cat the other week (he is a house cat) and a rag doll, I came home and he disappeared for a while and was chattering away to himself as they do, for quite a while, not totally unusual for his breed, but was for far longer than usual, so I went to investigate, only to find him in my bedroom staring at this huge black spider on the bedroom wall and when I walked in, he looked at me with this expression , even I went for a wtf look  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I came home to one. Mangled on the living room floor. When I went into the bedroom there was a puddle of blood in my slipper where presumably said mouse had tried to hide.
I duly disposed of the remains in front of a very proud looking kitty and put my slippers in the washing machine.
I went into the bedroom to put my pjs on and then stepped in cold dead mouse guts IN MY BARE FEET!! "
This is a common problem DG, experienced by many cat owners the world over.
Thankfully our shared experiences have provided a guaranteed sure fire way of ensuring this will never happen again.
And best of all, it's such an easy fix.
WATCH WHERE YER FECKIN WALKING!!!
No need to thank me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once woken up by one of my cats calling for attention in the kitchen. When I turned on the light I saw her sitting proudly next to a dead mouse.
I grabbed a shopping bag and bent over to scoop up the remains.
Whoomp, two black wings appeared!
A bat, not dead! |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"My cat IS an indoor cat!
Then they are a fine mouser  "
Yes she is that! And spiderer and moth eater and anything else that even considers barging in uninvited. I'd like it if she didn't leave bits of it in different rooms though. *shudders* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My little black murderess brings me at least 5 a week in the summer. I'll never forget the four perfectly formed foetuses she left for me once...must have had a pregnant one!
The one thing I wish she would kill is the goddam slugs that magically teleport themselves into my kitchen on a night...she just looks at them and goes MEH...I stood on one of those with bare feet the other night...right fat squishy bastard it was ewwwww {balk}
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stepped in cat vom a few times... in bare feet. I so feel your pain!
Scroll up, I've already given DG the remedy for this. "
I read it... smart arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stepped in cat vom a few times... in bare feet. I so feel your pain!
Scroll up, I've already given DG the remedy for this.
I read it... smart arse! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dogs are better....
Just eat poo and then think there funny putting there face near you....  "
Mine does this. He is also fond of doing really loud rattly farts when he's in close proximity and then looking at you in disgust as if you have done it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dogs are better....
Just eat poo and then think there funny putting there face near you....
Mine does this. He is also fond of doing really loud rattly farts when he's in close proximity and then looking at you in disgust as if you have done it.
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Dirty human lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My last cats last offering was still alive when he jumped in through the window with it....severely mangled but still alive!
I had to drown the poor wee bugger to put it out of its misery!
A touching gesture all the same |
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"I came home to one. Mangled on the living room floor. When I went into the bedroom there was a puddle of blood in my slipper where presumably said mouse had tried to hide.
I duly disposed of the remains in front of a very proud looking kitty and put my slippers in the washing machine.
I went into the bedroom to put my pjs on and then stepped in cold dead mouse guts IN MY BARE FEET!! "
My cat brings me sticks |
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My old cat used to regularly leave mouse pressies but only ever the face - no not the whole head just the face!! Plus one internal organ I never inspected to see what it was but he clearly didn't like whatever it was!!
My other used to very carefully bring me frogs and present them at my feet. I fecking hate frogs |
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"My old cat used to regularly leave mouse pressies but only ever the face - no not the whole head just the face!! Plus one internal organ I never inspected to see what it was but he clearly didn't like whatever it was!!
My other used to very carefully bring me frogs and present them at my feet. I fecking hate frogs "
Were they alive when they were deposited?
Had a live frog brought in once. I never knew frogs could scream |
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"My old cat used to regularly leave mouse pressies but only ever the face - no not the whole head just the face!! Plus one internal organ I never inspected to see what it was but he clearly didn't like whatever it was!!
My other used to very carefully bring me frogs and present them at my feet. I fecking hate frogs
Were they alive when they were deposited?
Had a live frog brought in once. I never knew frogs could scream "
Yes the fucker was very gentle with them. Always alive and unharmed and never screaming |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I came home to one. Mangled on the living room floor. When I went into the bedroom there was a puddle of blood in my slipper where presumably said mouse had tried to hide.
I duly disposed of the remains in front of a very proud looking kitty and put my slippers in the washing machine.
I went into the bedroom to put my pjs on and then stepped in cold dead mouse guts IN MY BARE FEET!! "
Vulgar. Probably shat in cat litter tray then walked all over surfaces. Cat owners can never claim hygienic |
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That's why I could never have a cat. I have a proper phobia of bits of dead animals.
Instead I have a dog who's been known to eat her own poo, throw it up on my living room carpet... and then eat it again.
This was when I worked from home and five minutes before my client was due to turn up. Ever tried to get rid of the combined stench of dog poo and dog vomit in five minutes? It's not easy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is why I don't have a cat - despite finding them cute and amusing. A younger man makes a much better pet......although the presents are less imaginative"
Very true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is why I don't have a cat - despite finding them cute and amusing. A younger man makes a much better pet......although the presents are less imaginative
Very true!"
Cats never leave the toilet seat up either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is why I don't have a cat - despite finding them cute and amusing. A younger man makes a much better pet......although the presents are less imaginative
Very true!
Cats never leave the toilet seat up either."
Though I think they can be trained to pee in the loo if you believe some clips on You Tube. Bit weird though that. |
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"There is a theory....
That as dogs have been human companions for so much longer than cats, they are starting to get the hang of it...
Cats have a long way to go...."
And then you read the two posts below yours.. Dogs eating poo and farting..
Then you have to ask, have dogs spent just a little too much time in the company of humans!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is a theory....
That as dogs have been human companions for so much longer than cats, they are starting to get the hang of it...
Cats have a long way to go....
And then you read the two posts below yours.. Dogs eating poo and farting..
Then you have to ask, have dogs spent just a little too much time in the company of humans!!!!
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The leg humping proves it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My 16 year old psycho cat used to like to maim the poor mouse sufficiently so that when he toyed with it, tossing it in the air, it wouldn't be able to escape the horrors of been eating alive, head first, tail and all.
Baby birds were his favourite though, the little fucker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stupid cat has been missing for five days now  but when he does sport he likes to bring them home alive and then wants cuddles whilst covered in blood  "
Fingers crossed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's why I could never have a cat. I have a proper phobia of bits of dead animals.
Instead I have a dog who's been known to eat her own poo, throw it up on my living room carpet... and then eat it again.
This was when I worked from home and five minutes before my client was due to turn up. Ever tried to get rid of the combined stench of dog poo and dog vomit in five minutes? It's not easy.
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Can a dog really be a dog if it hasn't done this? |
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"I came home to one. Mangled on the living room floor. When I went into the bedroom there was a puddle of blood in my slipper where presumably said mouse had tried to hide.
I duly disposed of the remains in front of a very proud looking kitty and put my slippers in the washing machine.
I went into the bedroom to put my pjs on and then stepped in cold dead mouse guts IN MY BARE FEET!! "
Almost as bad as stepping on a slug that's wandered into the kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really glad I put the light on when I got out of bed this morning!
I suspect baby mouse was looking for mummy mouse.  "
Baby mouse massacre?
Was it still alive?
Awwww I miss my wee mouse killing machine! |
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my two cats would regularly bring "treats" for us.....
George would bring birds into house and let them go, then chase them..when he could not catch them would wake us to catch it then look indignantly towards us as we ether put it out of it's misery or let it go..
Greebo...aptly named after his namesake!...had a fondness for bats...actually watched him catch one on the wing...he had a pin in his leg from an injury and had arthritis in it so was amazing to watch...he used to team up with neighbours cat, Tigger...they were once seen dragging/pushing a huge rabbit through a cat flap...one on either end
miss my highly functioning sociopaths daily |
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The strange thing is, if anyone posted about any other animal that killed and maimed other animals, there would be an out cry...
Imagine if someone posted " that's the third cat my dog has brought in this week, there were guts everywhere" you would all be screaming about animal cruelty...
Talk about double standards... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my two cats would regularly bring "treats" for us.....
George would bring birds into house and let them go, then chase them..when he could not catch them would wake us to catch it then look indignantly towards us as we ether put it out of it's misery or let it go..
Greebo...aptly named after his namesake!...had a fondness for bats...actually watched him catch one on the wing...he had a pin in his leg from an injury and had arthritis in it so was amazing to watch...he used to team up with neighbours cat, Tigger...they were once seen dragging/pushing a huge rabbit through a cat flap...one on either end
miss my highly functioning sociopaths daily "
I feel your mini tiger missing pain!
Love their cool as a cucumber,casually murderous ways  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The strange thing is, if anyone posted about any other animal that killed and maimed other animals, there would be an out cry...
Imagine if someone posted " that's the third cat my dog has brought in this week, there were guts everywhere" you would all be screaming about animal cruelty...
Talk about double standards... "
If you're cute n cuddly you can get away with murder....literally! |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The strange thing is, if anyone posted about any other animal that killed and maimed other animals, there would be an out cry...
Imagine if someone posted " that's the third cat my dog has brought in this week, there were guts everywhere" you would all be screaming about animal cruelty...
Talk about double standards... "
It's nature though... my cat is an indoor cat... the mouse has come into my house... what else is the cat gonna do?!
If your dog went out and brought home three cats a week then that would make you an irresponsible dog owner for not having your pet under control.
Double standards are indeed alive and well. Such is life I'm afraid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have a cat but I think one is trying to adopt me...
Some mornings when I go out, I find little 'presents' on my doorstep ..
The last offering was a dead frog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This makes me grateful that my mum's cat, Lily, doesn't care.
However... my parents go on narrowboat holidays. Lily tends to scare small animals to death, though she did bring a live mouse back to the boat one holiday and my parents couldn't find it again. Our old cat didn't kill any on holiday - that we know of - but he did bring a decaying headless mouse back to the boat once |
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"The strange thing is, if anyone posted about any other animal that killed and maimed other animals, there would be an out cry...
Imagine if someone posted " that's the third cat my dog has brought in this week, there were guts everywhere" you would all be screaming about animal cruelty...
Talk about double standards...
It's nature though... my cat is an indoor cat... the mouse has come into my house... what else is the cat gonna do?!
If your dog went out and brought home three cats a week then that would make you an irresponsible dog owner for not having your pet under control.
Double standards are indeed alive and well. Such is life I'm afraid. "
Not that I have a dog, but surely that would be down to the cat owners to keep their cats off my property...
Remember, dogs hunting cats is only natural... |
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