If you were..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a household object, what would you be and why?

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Da fuq?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not a dictionary then

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Da fuq? "

I'd be the radio blathering rubbish in your ear all day long, telling you how to live, how to be a better human, a more rounded individual.

I'll be your personal attack of schizophrenia (but actually the radio)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd definitely most certainly be a "Dyson"

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would be a duvet. Nice and snuggly. Always appreciated...in the winter anyway.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd definitely most certainly be a "Dyson"

I'd be a dishwash........oh hang on, I am already.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A couch for women

By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'd be a bath tub. Occasionally full of rubbish and cold but somewhere you go to get to wet and warm after a long day.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a teacup.

By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

I'd be a fork, guaranteed to get in your mouth, supply sustenance but also guaranteed not to get bitten off.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A couch for women

I prefer a chaise longue, but I'd love to be a couch potato next you.