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over a year ago
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Awesome 
Yes; this is the self love thread. Here's your space to big yourself up.
This is. It the maturbatory thread. That's the one entitled "I'm a wanker".  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm an awesome wanker? 
Look. I don't care who you are. This is not. Repeat not. The maturbatory thread.
Oh. You're a wanker. Sorry. 
Oi! I'm an AWESOME wanker! "
Now she's shouting.
Oh I hate it when they shout. It's scary. I'm fraggle you know. I hang out with small furry people who sing and dance.  |
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"I'm an awesome wanker? "
I'm crap at wanking!
I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'
So ended the wanking session!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm an awesome wanker?
I'm crap at wanking!
I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'
So ended the wanking session! "
Have you tried this bean flicking thing? I tried it on a girl once, not sure I got it quite right cos she screamed and slapped me.  |
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"I'm an awesome wanker?
I'm crap at wanking!
I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'
So ended the wanking session! "
You need someone to do it for you then |
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"I'm an awesome wanker?
I'm crap at wanking!
I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'
So ended the wanking session!
Have you tried this bean flicking thing? I tried it on a girl once, not sure I got it quite right cos she screamed and slapped me. "
You just made me spurt my coffee!
Actually flicking it would hurt I think? I have roger rabbit with the flappy paddle ears - he gives clitoral orgasms like you would NOT believe! For g-spot orgasms I find that there are many guys willing to lend me their penis for a while - terribly kind of them!
Oh and I quite agree my lovely - you ARE awesome! Mwah! Xx |
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"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.
Do you understand?
Nope
Nope
Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it
I think I got lost in translation "
Here she goes again. Pulling the sultry accent card again. Swoons. |
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"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.
Do you understand?
Nope
Nope
Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it
I think I got lost in translation
Here she goes again. Pulling the sultry accent card again. Swoons. "
It works though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My name's DiamondJoe. I do what I like.
Do you understand?
Nope
Nope
Which part of _iamondjoe did you not get? I got it
I think I got lost in translation
Here she goes again. Pulling the sultry accent card again. Swoons.
It works though "
I have to agree. It's way better than when you were doing the scouse one. That one just didn't hang right for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm an awesome wanker?
I'm crap at wanking!
I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'
So ended the wanking session! "
Omg hahahaha you're amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im mr.rossi i like what i do
Do you understand?
Sadly I have yet to find out what you do! 
All in good time young lady all in good time
I may not wait around forever young man!  "
Haha fair comment young lady |
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"I'm an awesome wanker?
I'm crap at wanking!
I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'
So ended the wanking session!
Omg hahahaha you're amazing"
FYI - I handle other fannies quite well - just not my own!! |
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"Im mr.rossi i like what i do
Do you understand?
Sadly I have yet to find out what you do!
All in good time young lady all in good time
I may not wait around forever young man!
Haha fair comment young lady"
I thought so! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm an awesome wanker?
I'm crap at wanking!
I tried it when I was 18 - it was recommended by a friend! Shoved my fingers up there for a few minutes and twiddled them around a bit! Took fingers out - looked at said fingers - thought 'if I do this much longer I'll get wrinkly fingers!'
So ended the wanking session!
Omg hahahaha you're amazing
FYI - I handle other fannies quite well - just not my own!! "
Good to know.......  |
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