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Phew...that was close!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On my own in the house, having a wank up in my bedroom, and just as I came, I hear a 'helloooo' downstairs. Only my bloody stepdaughter let herself in!!

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Nearly got sprung by my sister once!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not get her to clean u up

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By *tudmcmuffinMan over a year ago

Swindon

"Not get her to clean u up"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up"

. Oi that's a bit near the knuckle isn't it ?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up"

Was waiting for this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Always one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

"
Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nearly got sprung by my sister once!"
Makes ya heart beat quicker doesn't it!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So much better of sprung at the point of no return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up"

Time to take a break from watching porn fella, it's fucking with your head!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea right, course that happened

(Is the usual response when a noob (non-clique) person posts something like this).

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

This thread is making me feel quite uncomfortable.

"Well don't read it then " is bound to be said.

Too fucking late for that.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

You're an old man posting a wank related thread in which you mention your step daughter. Don't try and fool us that this sort of response isn't what you wanted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yea right, course that happened

(Is the usual response when a noob (non-clique) person posts something like this).

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"
Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is making me feel quite uncomfortable.

"Well don't read it then " is bound to be said.

Too fucking late for that. "

"Well don't bloody read it then!!"

Oops, too fucking late!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

You're an old man posting a wank related thread in which you mention your step daughter. Don't try and fool us that this sort of response isn't what you wanted. "
I'm not that bothered what sort of response I get, I was just making conversation in the forums that's all.

Been a hard day has it?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

You're an old man posting a wank related thread in which you mention your step daughter. Don't try and fool us that this sort of response isn't what you wanted. I'm not that bothered what sort of response I get, I was just making conversation in the forums that's all.

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

"
Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

"Not get her to clean u up"

Seems someone has been watching too much porn

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something ."

So you don't think it slightly creepy that a gentleman mentions wanking and his children in the same breath ?

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out. "

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something ."
Thank-you babe. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick. "

oh I give up!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

oh I give up! "

Good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick. "

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something .

So you don't think it slightly creepy that a gentleman mentions wanking and his children in the same breath ?"

Wow , now I've been reading this and didn't really want to get involved in this very distasteful conversation but i feel that I have to speak up for the Op regarding your last post. Firstly, in my opinion you have overstepped the mark in what you are insinuating, and secondly not once has the Op mention "children" in any of his posts as you know nothing about age! We do agree that there is something a little uncomfortable with what the Op posted but attempting to make him out to be some sort of paedophile is just wrong!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something .

So you don't think it slightly creepy that a gentleman mentions wanking and his children in the same breath ?

Is his stepdaughter not his child ?

And point to where I mentioned paedophilia.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!"

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something .

So you don't think it slightly creepy that a gentleman mentions wanking and his children in the same breath ?

Is his stepdaughter not his child ?

And point to where I mentioned paedophilia. "

You didn't need to mention it directly with what you were replying! If you didn't like what he posted the solution is quite simple, ironically you stated it yourself in one of your comments! If you find it seriously offensive just report the comment to the Mods and let them deal with it. But the only one here to mention "children" was you! And that was wrong and you know it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock. "

Yes you are weird. You're making him out to be something he's not because of the way your weird mind has interpreted things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock. "

I'm sorry but you are adding your own little bits to what was actually said in a desperate attempt to justify your previous comments about what the Op has actually said!

Again I'll state my discomfort of what was posted but it's no where near as uncomfortable as what you are obviously insinuating here and THAT is just sick!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock.

Yes you are weird. You're making him out to be something he's not because of the way your weird mind has interpreted things."

I'm quite pleased to labelled weird then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me, this one went to shit even more quickly than usual.

I'm regularly caught wanking by my cat. Obviously this means I'm into bestiality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me, this one went to shit even more quickly than usual.

I'm regularly caught wanking by my cat. Obviously this means I'm into bestiality."

Ya hussy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me, this one went to shit even more quickly than usual.

I'm regularly caught wanking by my cat. Obviously this means I'm into bestiality."

Oh shit, here we go again!!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock.

I'm sorry but you are adding your own little bits to what was actually said in a desperate attempt to justify your previous comments about what the Op has actually said!

Again I'll state my discomfort of what was posted but it's no where near as uncomfortable as what you are obviously insinuating here and THAT is just sick! "

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

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By *corpiomanMan over a year ago

harrogate

Would we have had the same response if the stepson had walked in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock.

I'm sorry but you are adding your own little bits to what was actually said in a desperate attempt to justify your previous comments about what the Op has actually said!

Again I'll state my discomfort of what was posted but it's no where near as uncomfortable as what you are obviously insinuating here and THAT is just sick!

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ? "

NO HE DIDNT!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something .

So you don't think it slightly creepy that a gentleman mentions wanking and his children in the same breath ?"

I think it's more creepy that you made the connection and you continue to focus on it to be honest.

I didn't read any sexual inference or innuendo in the opening post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there no naughty step anymore....? A few in here belong on it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Um, he had a wank and had just finished when his stepdaughter arrived home! I don't remember him mentioning any improper thoughts concerning her - or have I missed something .

So you don't think it slightly creepy that a gentleman mentions wanking and his children in the same breath ?"
.

You can technically marry your step daughter.... After you divorce of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found it odd to if im honest

Could have just been a 'ever nearly been caught' thread.. but the fact he purposely included that it was by his step daughter made it odd

Then to go onto mention he went downstairs still swollen? Surely it would have been a total mood killer and deflating moment..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me, this one went to shit even more quickly than usual.

I'm regularly caught wanking by my cat. Obviously this means I'm into bestiality."
.

That's just filthy.... At least my dog fucks off all on his own accord

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

erm.. yeah he did ..

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By *rchie300Man over a year ago

Hamworthy

I worked with a guy who's biological daughter caught him knock one out ...needless to say totally embarrassing and he couldn't displine her at all not with out saying ok wanker or some other type wanker comment ....we all did laugh though lol ...poor girl that's something she would really rather un see !!!!.....

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock.

I'm sorry but you are adding your own little bits to what was actually said in a desperate attempt to justify your previous comments about what the Op has actually said!

Again I'll state my discomfort of what was posted but it's no where near as uncomfortable as what you are obviously insinuating here and THAT is just sick!

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

Read back.

He clearly did.

Unless he meant his wrist was swollen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

You're an old man posting a wank related thread in which you mention your step daughter. Don't try and fool us that this sort of response isn't what you wanted. "

Just a thought but the OP is 58. His step daughter could be in her late 30s, maybe even older.

Not quite the paedo picture you're trying to infer now is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yea right, course that happened

(Is the usual response when a noob (non-clique) person posts something like this).

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x"

Why mention being still swollen then? I have no issue with step parents/children after all it IS NOT incest. But if you're posting to get a thrill at least admit it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

So if you were expecting it, and knowing it would ruffle some people why post it?

Why not just leave it as 'nearly got caught'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

You're an old man posting a wank related thread in which you mention your step daughter. Don't try and fool us that this sort of response isn't what you wanted.

Just a thought but the OP is 58. His step daughter could be in her late 30s, maybe even older.

Not quite the paedo picture you're trying to infer now is it?"
... And since when did 58 become old.... Somebody told 50 was the new 40

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to see regular updates from a guy who liked to wank into or sniff his stepdaughters panties. This post is very different!

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By *corpiomanMan over a year ago

harrogate

Simple solution......copy and paste where he said " he came downstairs with a swollen a swollen cock"

Then i can carry on reading the forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

Been a hard day has it?

Making conversation about your step daughter and wanking.

Oh dear. It seems we can't mention anything on here these days without ruffling someone's feathers.

Have a relaxing bath and a nice chill out.

Mention what you like.

My feathers ain't ruffled.

I just find conversations about family and wanking slightly sick.

You're trying to make this into something it's not. Now bog off ya weirdo!

Me weird.

I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock.

I'm sorry but you are adding your own little bits to what was actually said in a desperate attempt to justify your previous comments about what the Op has actually said!

Again I'll state my discomfort of what was posted but it's no where near as uncomfortable as what you are obviously insinuating here and THAT is just sick!

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

Read back.

He clearly did.

Unless he meant his wrist was swollen. "

"Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?""

Op replies...

"Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x"

He never once mentioned the word "downstairs"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

erm.. yeah he did .. "

erm.. he really didn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

Read back.

He clearly did.

Unless he meant his wrist was swollen.

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"

Op replies...

Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x

He never once mentioned the word "downstairs"

Are you for real? lmao

His OP mentions he was upstairs having a wank,, the other person then mentions 'checking for splashes before going downstairs'

OP then says 'Yes'

not rocket science is it?!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Fuck me, this one went to shit even more quickly than usual.

I'm regularly caught wanking by my cat. Obviously this means I'm into bestiality."

The one thing wrong with this analogy is it doesn't bare resemblance to the op.

Yes we all wank

Yes some of us get caught.

Yes some of us get caught by someone inappropriate.

We don't all come on a website regale the story mentioning it was a stepdaughter.

I got caught wanking would have sufficed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

So if you were expecting it, and knowing it would ruffle some people why post it?

Why not just leave it as 'nearly got caught' "

and maybe the . "Still a bit swollen bit "

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Not get her to clean u up

Was waiting for this

Yeah it's ok, I was expecting it!!!

You're an old man posting a wank related thread in which you mention your step daughter. Don't try and fool us that this sort of response isn't what you wanted.

Just a thought but the OP is 58. His step daughter could be in her late 30s, maybe even older.

Not quite the paedo picture you're trying to infer now is it?"

Again , where do I mention paedo?

Regardless of the persons age it is his stepdaughter , his partners offspring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me, this one went to shit even more quickly than usual.

I'm regularly caught wanking by my cat. Obviously this means I'm into bestiality.

The one thing wrong with this analogy is it doesn't bare resemblance to the op.

Yes we all wank

Yes some of us get caught.

Yes some of us get caught by someone inappropriate.

We don't all come on a website regale the story mentioning it was a stepdaughter.

I got caught wanking would have sufficed. "

My response is still more rational and measured than the shrill moral panic of some of the others. Maybe he mentions it was a stepdaughter because it *was a stepdaughter*? Incest-type fantasies gross me out too. This didn't read like one of them to me in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

erm.. yeah he did ..

erm.. he really didn't "

Im actually shaking my head in disbelief you truly believe what he typed was acceptable..

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By *corpiomanMan over a year ago

harrogate

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

erm.. yeah he did ..

erm.. he really didn't "

So far im siding with "no he did'nt"

as....

"Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x"

does not equate to ...

"erm yes he did"

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

erm.. yeah he did ..

erm.. he really didn't

So far im siding with "no he did'nt"

as....

"Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x"

does not equate to ...

"erm yes he did""

What was swollen ? he didn't mention having a fall whilst descending the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

Read back.

He clearly did.

Unless he meant his wrist was swollen.

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"

Op replies...

Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x

He never once mentioned the word "downstairs"

Are you for real? lmao

His OP mentions he was upstairs having a wank,, the other person then mentions 'checking for splashes before going downstairs'

OP then says 'Yes'

not rocket science is it?! "

Ok, your right, it's not rocket science.

Did at any point in this conversation did the Op type "I went downstairs with a swollen cock" or did he mention anything like it in his posts. Or did he actually mention his step daughter in any sexual reference that would insinuate she knew what he had been doing? Also did the op at any point mention that his step daughter was a child??

Like I said in previous posts I wasn't really comfortable with the Ops initial first post, but there was and is nothing stated to justify what was being insinuated. And in my opinion it was wrong!

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Fuck me, this one went to shit even more quickly than usual.

I'm regularly caught wanking by my cat. Obviously this means I'm into bestiality.

The one thing wrong with this analogy is it doesn't bare resemblance to the op.

Yes we all wank

Yes some of us get caught.

Yes some of us get caught by someone inappropriate.

We don't all come on a website regale the story mentioning it was a stepdaughter.

I got caught wanking would have sufficed.

The quite swollen bit ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up"

Disgusting

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

Read back.

He clearly did.

Unless he meant his wrist was swollen.

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"

Op replies...

Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x

He never once mentioned the word "downstairs"

Are you for real? lmao

His OP mentions he was upstairs having a wank,, the other person then mentions 'checking for splashes before going downstairs'

OP then says 'Yes'

not rocket science is it?!

Ok, your right, it's not rocket science.

Like I said in previous posts I wasn't really comfortable with the Ops initial first post, but there was and is nothing stated to justify what was being insinuated. And in my opinion it was wrong! "

I'm 48.

My mum is my mum and I am her child.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Wank whilst looking through the crack in your curtains...

Watch who comes up the path...

Bang a load out

Repack your junk once deflated

Welcome any guests.

For future reference

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By *ndigo40Woman over a year ago

secret town

"Not get her to clean u up"

Shocking

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm not the one telling everyone I went downstairs to where my stepdaughter was with a swollen cock. "

I was once caught choking the chicken by a neighbour.

That initially ruffled a few feathers.

Luckily, once I explained that she hadn't laid an egg for yonks, all was well.

{shrugs}

Mr ddc

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

Crickey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not get her to clean u up"

Just so wrong!

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By *corpiomanMan over a year ago

harrogate

Can you copy and paste.... where he said he came "downstairs" with swollen cock as i cannot find it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you copy and paste.... where he said he came "downstairs" with swollen cock as i cannot find it

"
Yea right, course that happened (Is the usual response when a noob (non-clique) person posts something like this).

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"

Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x .people are reading between the lines mate

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"Can you copy and paste.... where he said he came "downstairs" with swollen cock as i cannot find it

Yea right, course that happened (Is the usual response when a noob (non-clique) person posts something like this).

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"

Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x .people are reading between the lines mate "

Folk are showing their own twisted minds on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you copy and paste.... where he said he came "downstairs" with swollen cock as i cannot find it

Yea right, course that happened (Is the usual response when a noob (non-clique) person posts something like this).

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"

Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x .people are reading between the lines mate

Folk are showing their own twisted minds on here.

"
it definitely gone pear-shaped

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

If a prolific female poster had said she was nearly caught as she was using her dildo and her step son had called round.

What a fucking laugh that would have been....

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
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My Own Little World

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

Read back.

He clearly did.

Unless he meant his wrist was swollen.

Anyway, did you check everywhere for splashes before you went downstairs?"

Op replies...

Yes I was fine, my aim is quite good! I was still quite swollen though! Lol x

He never once mentioned the word "downstairs"

Are you for real? lmao

His OP mentions he was upstairs having a wank,, the other person then mentions 'checking for splashes before going downstairs'

OP then says 'Yes'

not rocket science is it?!

Ok, your right, it's not rocket science.

Like I said in previous posts I wasn't really comfortable with the Ops initial first post, but there was and is nothing stated to justify what was being insinuated. And in my opinion it was wrong!

I'm 48.

My mum is my mum and I am her child. "

As you said, you are HER child, not A child. 2 different meanings.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Although the clean up comment would have got the same reaction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting read.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On my own in the house, having a wank up in my bedroom, and just as I came, I hear a 'helloooo' downstairs. Only my bloody stepdaughter let herself in!!

Basically this is what he said ... nothing wrong with it...he was having a wank...and as he came his stepdaughter let herself in and the OP obviously wasn't expecting her home .... quite funny actually ... bet you were racing to put your trousers back on ..tripping over everything

can quite imagine it

Anyway don't see a problem with what he has put in the slightest ... people just read things wrong and take it waaaaaaY out of context

I bid you goodbye

And I will get my coat ... merry Xmas

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple over a year ago

chingford

"Can you copy and paste.... where he said he came "downstairs" with swollen cock as i cannot find it

Can you please explain what you think was swollen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On my own in the house, having a wank up in my bedroom, and just as I came, I hear a 'helloooo' downstairs. Only my bloody stepdaughter let herself in!!

can quite imagine it

Anyway don't see a problem with what he has put in the slightest ... people just read things wrong and take it waaaaaaY out of context

I bid you goodbye

And I will get my coat ... merry Xmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he didn't say he went downstairs with a swollen cock ?

NO HE DIDNT!

erm.. yeah he did ..

erm.. he really didn't

Im actually shaking my head in disbelief you truly believe what he typed was acceptable..

What's acceptable isn't what's being debated here as again I'll say that I wasn't very comfortable with what the Op first posted and he certainly could have worded it in a less offensive way. However I don't think it's right to ridicule someone on the forum by twisting and adding words to their comments in a way that could have potentially painted him to be a very unsavoury man!

Oh, and as much as you may shake your head in disbelief, I am only making what I believe to be a valid point here, I don't expect everyone who reads this to agree with me.

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Probably best to leave it there

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