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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple  over a year ago

chingford

I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year. "

I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas.

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By *arksMan  over a year ago

in the centre


"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year.

I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas."

I got mine on the national elf service

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year.

I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas.

I got mine on the national elf service "

Was it a short wait?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year.

I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas.

I got mine on the national elf service

Was it a short wait?"

Oooooooooooohh my pointy ears are burning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year.

I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas.

I got mine on the national elf service

Was it a short wait?

Oooooooooooohh my pointy ears are burning "

Sorry was that a bit below the belt?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package. "

Fucking love it

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package. "

It's a tall order but I'm sure you might measure up to a tiny few OP. Don't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

Fucking love it "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I bet the employment opportunities are endless for you at this time of year.

I might buy him an elfie stick for Christmas.

I got mine on the national elf service

Was it a short wait?

Oooooooooooohh my pointy ears are burning

Sorry was that a bit below the belt? "

Below the belt is where the best bits are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So when your with a tall woman "do you go up on her"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them."

If it was at the same time you're opening yourself up too all sorts of angles and mathematics to sort the height issues out.. Maybe on a gentle slope would be best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fair play OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So when your with a tall woman "do you go up on her" "

Lmfao! That's awesome.. Lapping up like a cat at a milk bowl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fair play OP "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them.

If it was at the same time you're opening yourself up too all sorts of angles and mathematics to sort the height issues out.. Maybe on a gentle slope would be best "

Or a on couple of Yellow Pages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them."

Nor me. I attract shorter men if i'm honest. They want to climb me like a tree.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them.

If it was at the same time you're opening yourself up too all sorts of angles and mathematics to sort the height issues out.. Maybe on a gentle slope would be best

Or a on couple of Yellow Pages "

Health and safety warning.. Slips and trips, working at heights. Also you want to make sure you have the right man at each end of the slope. Otherwise someone is getting squashed!

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley

Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Height isn't an issue with me. One of my regular buddies is an inch shorter than me. Another is a foot taller. I enjoy sex with both of them.

Nor me. I attract shorter men if i'm honest. They want to climb me like a tree."

*fetches grappling hooks and abseil gear. Helmet with torch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So when your with a tall woman "do you go up on her"

Lmfao! That's awesome.. Lapping up like a cat at a milk bowl. "

It's all the same when your lay down brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5" "

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol

"

I'm asking for all of us wee man, my umpa lumpa from another munta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol

"

Well you have a magnificent arse regardless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5" "

A slight undersight on his part!

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying! "

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol

Well you have a magnificent arse regardless "

Thank you. Now I'd like to climb a tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you "

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you "

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is my favourite thread so far this week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise "

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though? "

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is my favourite thread so far this week "

And mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me "

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year."

Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.

Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all. "

Don't be too hard on yourelf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.

Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.

Don't be too hard on yourelf. "

Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There are shorter people than you on fab, OP. One guy is 5'5" and he's doing fine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.

Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.

Don't be too hard on yourelf.

Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings? "

No, I can't say it's on my shortlist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.

Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.

Don't be too hard on yourelf.

Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings?

No, I can't say it's on my shortlist. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.

Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.

Don't be too hard on yourelf.

Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings?

No, I can't say it's on my shortlist. "

Boooom another big hit for the short jokes!!! I think Mrs Robinson is winning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i consider being short a gift!

because i adore tall "amazonian" women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your profile says 5'7" not 5'7.5"

Well if I said 8 I'd be lying!

You are also lying by say 7;xxx

can't win, can you

Well there wasn't an option for 0.5 so I thought going lower the safer option.. That way it can be a happy surprise

Wouldn't you be accused of being Dopey for getting it wrong though?

You picked the perfect dwarf name for me

Well that's a relief! Didn't want to see you Grumpy at this time of year.

Oh I'm sure I'll get a bout of grumpy.. I'm a male dwarf after all.

Don't be too hard on yourelf.

Dwarves are well hard! Haven't you seen Lord of the Rings?

No, I can't say it's on my shortlist.

Boooom another big hit for the short jokes!!! I think Mrs Robinson is winning "

It's all about making the little things count

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i consider being short a gift!

because i adore tall "amazonian" women "

Isn't it annoying having them looking down on you though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i consider being short a gift!

because i adore tall "amazonian" women

Isn't it annoying having them looking down on you though? "

no! i like big jugs too, great place to hide

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I prefer shorter than me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're lucky to be 5'7. Some of us got an even shorter end of the stick lol

Well you have a magnificent arse regardless

Thank you. Now I'd like to climb a tree "

My fruit is waiting to be plucked (oh er!)

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

Err, reversing out slowly so as not to be noticed, doubt I'd (he) be seen anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Err, reversing out slowly so as not to be noticed, doubt I'd (he) be seen anyway. "

Yeah quickly before the Colorado comedian pulls some more jokes out of her pocket

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

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By *_89Man  over a year ago

Here and there

Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Err, reversing out slowly so as not to be noticed, doubt I'd (he) be seen anyway.

Yeah quickly before the Colorado comedian pulls some more jokes out of her pocket "

I'm from Manchester!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone "

Agreed. You're really down-to-earth people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone "

Yep, you know where you stand with them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say what you like about short people.. At least we don't look down on anyone

Yep, you know where you stand with them. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The life affirming joy of not being "average"

Cool thread

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There are an alarming amount of shorter guys with large winkles which is probably less disconcerting than the big guys with tiny todgers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not tonight Josephine

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

I've an irregular FB who is 5'3". Same height as Prince. Fantastic bonk too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Err, reversing out slowly so as not to be noticed, doubt I'd (he) be seen anyway.

Yeah quickly before the Colorado comedian pulls some more jokes out of her pocket

I'm from Manchester!"

I know you are but I thought Colorado comedian sounded nicer than Manchester mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package. "

I'm sure there are plenty of vertically challenged women on here for you..

But short men do nothing for me, I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita"

Not to me it isn't..

But then again everyone is different

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

Not to me it isn't..

But then again everyone is different "

No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

Not to me it isn't..

But then again everyone is different

No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities "

Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tend to prefer shorter women as everything "fits" easier, spooning, cuddling up with head on shoulder, kissing, sharing an umbrella.

Same with petitie girls its more uncomfortable cusdling if your arm is up in the air over them

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita"

For me height is an important factor. When looking for a playmate/partner I struggle to believe anyone that claims personality and sense of humour as the main asset.

Visuals are what attract us...seldom enough to engage us long term if vacuous, but let's be honest, your gaze would linger longer over Dwayne Johnson than Warwick Davies.

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

Not to me it isn't..

But then again everyone is different

No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities "

Uncalled for, and tagging at the end of your nasty comment doesn't fool anyone!

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

Not to me it isn't..

But then again everyone is different

No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities

Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments "

Generalisation much!

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package. "

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

Not to me it isn't..

But then again everyone is different

No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities

Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments

Generalisation much! "

It's more of a "generalisation" to generalise generalisations as generally being wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the past I fucked two guys with a foot height difference between them.

I still could'nt say one was better than the other.

Although being tall and a big lass, being able to be picked up and held to be fucked by the 6'7" guy made a nice change.

It felt nice to feel smaller, if that makes sense?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule "

Bollocks.

Try being Ginger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule

Bollocks.

Try being Ginger. "

Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys "

I'm just the perfect height to hit you in the bollocks you smug git!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule

Bollocks.

Try being Ginger.

Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with "

GUUUAAAAAA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule

Bollocks.

Try being Ginger.

Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with

GUUUAAAAAA "

Its ok- having been bullied for it as a child- it turns out to be an asset as an adult!

(Sorry for highjacking!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!! "

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

Not to me it isn't..

But then again everyone is different

No need to say it, I think everyone noticed that except height you don't have any of those qualities

Ooh it's always the ones with the hidden profiles that make the bitchier comments

Generalisation much! "

Oh sorry I should have said it's the ones with hidden profiles usually do the trolling ...

The bitches will bitch whether their profiles are hidden or not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys "

"All"? rather sweeping generalisation!?

would suggest its with you the problem lies oh tall one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is starting to become like a game of spot the vegan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is starting to become like a game of spot the vegan"

Lol!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys "

Nonsense, unless you mean people when out that you don't know, then I'd tend to agree as see it with my mates when out, two of which are 6'4" & 6'8" they always let me jostle to the front of the bar as it causes less agg late on a Saturday night. Then again might be cos they're tight fuckers

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?"

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule

Bollocks.

Try being Ginger.

Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with

GUUUAAAAAA

Its ok- having been bullied for it as a child- it turns out to be an asset as an adult!

(Sorry for highjacking!)"

You're alright now, in this hipster day and age ginger is cool. Men have always loved red headed women, even ginger guys are getting on, despite the smell of Fox wee!

Bring back the days of jeans that didn't fit around the waist, not the shins! Bring back dwarves and roses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture? "

Ha ha ha that well just reminded me of the miners on fraggle rock

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By *inaryGuyMan  over a year ago

Near the River


"Seems height is the only preference on here that's ok to ridicule

Bollocks.

Try being Ginger.

Ha ha what a terrible affliction to have to day with

GUUUAAAAAA

Its ok- having been bullied for it as a child- it turns out to be an asset as an adult!

(Sorry for highjacking!)

You're alright now, in this hipster day and age ginger is cool. Men have always loved red headed women, even ginger guys are getting on, despite the smell of Fox wee!

Bring back the days of jeans that didn't fit around the waist, not the shins! Bring back dwarves and roses "

Best discussion of the day, many thanks I definitely feel the angst! Btw, I thought it was the smell of cold bacon, not fox wee? A separate discussion I think?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?

Ha ha ha that well just reminded me of the miners on fraggle rock "

Doozers!! I have them all on DVD

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?

Ha ha ha that well just reminded me of the miners on fraggle rock "

You know the song.. "Does at Fraggle Rock, grab a fraggle by his cock! Swing him round your head, now the fraggles dead!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture? "

It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?

It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest... "

you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?

It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest...

you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one "

I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, "I'm not happy". To which I replied, "which one are you then?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?

It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest...

you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one

I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, "I'm not happy". To which I replied, "which one are you then?""

It was probably me.. Dopey, but I drive an Hgv.. Hmm bearded, sexual fundamentalist driving an Hgv don't go there, too soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd have sex with anyone I was attracted to. If a few things click, like personality and looks, then weight or height may not be factors. I'm turned on by many different factors in different situations and its the sum of the total positive minus any perceived negative.

A tall woman is definitely not something that would turn me off. It wouldn't make me feel especially short I don't think. Some positions may have to be adapted a little lol.

Is being a shorter guy the major turn off I see in some profiles? I'm 5ft7... And a half I have a thing about the 7 and a half, my willy is the same inches, cm or mm you decide.

I know it will be true for many people for many reasons. Be cruel, be kind, take the piss and troll if you like..

I don't give a fuuuuuck!

Sometimes I come in a nice package.

You regard yourself short at 5`7" (and a half)?

In that case I stand no chance at 5`4" !!!!

You both having a little get-together over the holidays?

I was going to suggest we go to Cornwall or Wales, check out some old copper or tin Mines.. Dwarven porn! Mrs. Robinson, fancy learning a little dwarf culture?

It's a bit beneath me, if I'm being honest...

you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one

I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, "I'm not happy". To which I replied, "which one are you then?"

It was probably me.. Dopey, but I drive an Hgv.. Hmm bearded, sexual fundamentalist driving an Hgv don't go there, too soon. "

I compensate for my height by driving something big.. When work finishes, I hop in my purple Nissan Micra train cart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one "

I'll stick with being an elf thanks.

Tall, skinny, fey, beautiful, effete, loves nature, arrogant, smug and condescending.

-Mr

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

you don't know what you're missing, toy craft, intricate metal works, ripped bodies from all the graft, all have trendy beards.. And we like it seven on one

I'll stick with being an elf thanks.

Tall, skinny, fey, beautiful, effete, loves nature, arrogant, smug and condescending.

-Mr "

Fuckin' Elves! Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI"

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By *ficouldMan  over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way.

Thank you all for making me laugh.

Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way.

Thank you all for making me laugh.

Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'. "

Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way.

Thank you all for making me laugh.

Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'.

Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn."

Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way.

Thank you all for making me laugh.

Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'.

Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn.

Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring! "

I'm sure we'll be followed by a disgusting little pervert who wants the Ring all to himself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Some shorter men can be total assholes about it. Some are just normal guys.

I like the Legolas elf look very much myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex.

"

Ron Jeremy?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex.

Ron Jeremy? "

. He sprung to mind also.

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI

"

Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI

Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked."

Ah no, it was more like a 'wtf' rather than outright offended.

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI

Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked.

Ah no, it was more like a 'wtf' rather than outright offended. "

Our initial thoughts too. That's Randy Newman for you, controversial so and so.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Felt guilty eating shortbread reading this and thinking big up the little guys...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI

Was thinking shorter people as apposed to genetically described otherwise, that's the 100% intended context it was posted in, no need to be shocked.

Ah no, it was more like a 'wtf' rather than outright offended.

Our initial thoughts too. That's Randy Newman for you, controversial so and so....."

I always associate him with Toy Story, and co writing The Three Amigos. Never thought of him as controversial, hence the shock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex.

Ron Jeremy? "

How'd you guess!?!

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

For me height is an important factor. When looking for a playmate/partner I struggle to believe anyone that claims personality and sense of humour as the main asset.

Visuals are what attract us...seldom enough to engage us long term if vacuous, but let's be honest, your gaze would linger longer over Dwayne Johnson than Warwick Davies. "

Actually I'm far more likely to notice Warwick Davies... I've no idea who the other bloke is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way.

Thank you all for making me laugh.

Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'.

Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn.

Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring!

I'm sure we'll be followed by a disgusting little pervert who wants the Ring all to himself. "

Finding Boromir might be tricky. Whiny, entitled, bit of a dick. Not many like that on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good thread OP.

Personality and a sense of humour is much more important than height.

Nita

For me height is an important factor. When looking for a playmate/partner I struggle to believe anyone that claims personality and sense of humour as the main asset.

Visuals are what attract us...seldom enough to engage us long term if vacuous, but let's be honest, your gaze would linger longer over Dwayne Johnson than Warwick Davies.

Actually I'm far more likely to notice Warwick Davies... I've no idea who the other bloke is "

Don't be disrespecting Warwick! Haile Sellassie I

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm choking.. Coffee went down the wrong way.

Thank you all for making me laugh.

Most importantly Thankyou OP for starting the thread for the vertical challenged of 'Fabdom'.

Ahh that's nice coming from a big person.. You can be Aragorn.

Legolas the elf made his presence felt earlier. We're just waiting on Gandalf and then we're set to find the One Ring!

I'm sure we'll be followed by a disgusting little pervert who wants the Ring all to himself.

Finding Boromir might be tricky. Whiny, entitled, bit of a dick. Not many like that on here. "

I'd volunteer if I wasn't already Dopey.

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By *ee wonky willieMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Fook sake.. I'm only 5ft 2. I look up at elves lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fook sake.. I'm only 5ft 2. I look up at elves lol

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There's very little between you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex.

Ron Jeremy? "

God, my mate has shagged him. Grim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As short in the stature department that I (him) am I do like this song Banned in the US too for a while apparently. Take head Mrs Robinson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-glQYYWEyUI"

Hilarious! Thanks for posting. Have just sent this to all the short people I know via WhatsApp!!

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley

It is not 'short', 'dwarf', 'little' or any of those outdated terms

The PC term is, 'vertically challenged'; will someone take up the challenge?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't mind a short man at all, as long as he's packing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't mind a short man at all, as long as he's packing it"

P.S. And so long he's not bothered by my height and that I'm large and loves me in heels. Shows that he has no issues and accepts me wholly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I slept with a guy who wasn't height, 5'7. MASSIVE willy, great sex.

Ron Jeremy?

God, my mate has shagged him. Grim."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't mind a short man at all, as long as he's packing it

P.S. And so long he's not bothered by my height and that I'm large and loves me in heels. Shows that he has no issues and accepts me wholly."

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest, if you've got it, flaunt it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm 6"3 and it can be difficult..... all small men have a problem with my height...... and I don't mean in a sexual situation just in normal day to day life. Bless the little guys

I'm just the perfect height to hit you in the bollocks you smug git! "

I'm not smug....... but I am well hung!

Be gentle

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